Hey Clive, need some excitement in your life. There's an alleged tough guy from the Hillcountry, the means streets of Leander (Austin suberb, 30,000 population ) who claims he's gonna straighten me our. Now he won't respond to my invite or emails or reveal his true identity ). But I'm gonna need you to come down and do the Michael Buffer ring announcing and help supervise the ring girls). You'll have to entertain them too after first round TKO. Then we will kick it all weekend with BBQ, cocktails and perhaps a little fishing. Thanks my brother. And now ......let's get ready to ruuumblllle. Yer Buddy...m
All I did was invite Clive to referee.a bout between me and the Leander tough guy? Sheez. I figured he could play the roll of Michael Buffer and then entertain the cue card girls.
That's if the muffin a$$ ever shows up, if not we will hit the town. I know a cabaret Cilive, that should be right up your alley. Discreet professionals only. And they double as massage therapists. But prefer to be called "reflexologists". :)
True. It's all a hoax, thank God, which is you of course, that you're here in your omnipresence to sniff it out. And they would've gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling kids and your mystery solving dog
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteWell no sh-t Sherlock. This is all role play.
Delete^ do you have your stockings and suspenders on yet ?
DeleteYou do ?
Oh good...now bend over , Pappa`s coming !!
At least it sounded better then that Greenwater crap, What the hell was that? nothingness !
ReplyDeleteBORRRRING !
ReplyDeleteHey Clive, need some excitement in your life. There's an alleged tough guy from the Hillcountry, the means streets of Leander (Austin suberb, 30,000 population ) who claims he's gonna straighten me our. Now he won't respond to my invite or emails or reveal his true identity ). But I'm gonna need you to come down and do the Michael Buffer ring announcing and help supervise the ring girls). You'll have to entertain them too after first round TKO. Then we will kick it all weekend with BBQ, cocktails and perhaps a little fishing. Thanks my brother. And now ......let's get ready to ruuumblllle. Yer Buddy...m
DeleteWhy was this parody whited out? Shawn. You are getting too sensitive I'm appealing to Matt. Big Doris, Rictor, and a moderator to be named later.
DeleteAll I did was invite Clive to referee.a bout between me and the Leander tough guy? Sheez. I figured he could play the roll of Michael Buffer and then entertain the cue card girls.
DeleteThat's if the muffin a$$ ever shows up, if not we will hit the town. I know a cabaret Cilive, that should be right up your alley. Discreet professionals only. And they double as massage therapists. But prefer to be called "reflexologists". :)
DeleteKill !
DeleteThen we'll party with the cue card girls.
Funny. That sounds EXACTLY like Moneymaker!
ReplyDeleteWhat up with all this fakery?
ReplyDeleteTrue. It's all a hoax, thank God, which is you of course, that you're here in your omnipresence to sniff it out. And they would've gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling kids and your mystery solving dog
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