Bigfoot Witness Flees in Terror, Leaves $200 Worth of Equipment Behind
Nobody knows how they are going to react if they see a bigfoot, and having an encounter can be a very scary thing. There's been stories of people abandoning entire campsites just to get out of the area as quickly as possible. One man from New York left $200 worth of hiking equipment behind after his encounter.
“It was around 8.30 a.m., about an hour till daylight, an hour or an hour and a half,” he told Leon Drew, a researcher who claims to have been investigating the paranormal for six years.
Suddenly, Swaney said, they heard some noise that grabbed their attention.
“You could hear kind of a woosh!, woosh!, as if you are going through frozen grass,” he explained.
That’s when the two noticed the purported cryptid, just at about 100 yards, getting off the road and walking under a tree branch toward a thick patch of woods.
“I could see the upper body, and as it was walking, it covered a lot of ground in between, you know, something that you and I would cover in two to three minutes. This thing was enormous.”
The animal was described by the witness as having “solid charcoal black” short hair and 4-foot wide shoulders.
“I could see like a shine to it, you could see the muscle mass to it. Judging by the branches I saw it go under, and going back to that, it was at least 9-feet tall. It had to duck down a little bit to bet under that branch. The branch stood at 8 feet and 4 inches,” Swaney recalls. “I never got a good look at the face, which is the most disappointing part of it. I wanna know what the face looks like. I could see the cheek, the cheek was covered.”
The two men reportedly observed the creature for about 15 seconds before vanishing into the woods.
Swaney claims he was so frightened over the alleged sighting that he left over $200 worth of hiking equipment behind. “I was too scared. I was not about to go to look in the snow. I just wanted out of there.”
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What a wuss. He sees one for 15 seconds 100 yards away walk off into some thick woods and he leaves $200 worth of camping gear and runs away. It's 8;30 in the morning; it's not like its going to get dark soon.
DeleteSome men who are scaredy cats like that shouldn't be in the outdoors. Others must have stayed behind or they went back because someone measured a branch that the BF ducked under that was 8'4". Considering BF has a compliant walk, walking with bent knees and only straightening them when standing, it would be 9 feet plus (3 meters).
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