The Ed Waterman Bigfoot Photograph Finally Gets a Breakdown Video
Does the Ed Waterman photograph show a Bigfoot? The Paranormal Review calls the subject in the photo, "The spandex lady". "To me, it looks like someone photoshopped the person in there, " says one host. Check out their breakdown below:
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Deletethinkin batsquatch - yes BATSQUATCH
Deleteor iam a FOOL
You're a fool :)
Deletenice ass...
ReplyDeleteYup
DeleteBaby got back
MMC
Thats a Michigan lady bigfoot MMC. Everyone knows they have the hottest bodies.
DeleteChuck
Roh row. Brace yourself for an argument from Texas.
DeleteThat's right chuck. Serious eye candies
DeleteMMC
Without looking at the video I can say this. There is some kind of waist band or belt. Also right hand apears to be white. My first impression is its a hottie in a jacket
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Kate Upton...
DeleteGood Michigan gal ;)
Got that right MMC. Seeing her bounce around in those game of war commercials may send me to enlist in some medival army. Justin Verlander just needs to marry here and then get on with pitching like he did before he became involved.
DeleteChuck
Chuck if I saw this stunning figure at a nightclub id slip up on her and slide my arm around her and be like "baby what's up, I haven't seen you here around here before, you ever hear of Bart Cutino?, yeah I've messaged him before, so you like skeet shooting? How bouts we head over to my ranch and I'll show you my vinyl collection ?"
Delete"What's that.....naw that dress doesn't make you look fat, phat maybe ....as in pretty, hot and tempting, look. Why don't you drive , I've had a few...."
Delete"Sure, you can run your fingers through my mullet, but remember baby, business in front...party in back "
DeleteWhat's that ? Do i use protection? Sure. Browning, 9 mm, now stop all this small talk baby....the night is young and belongs to lovers.....
DeleteWow. I've heard of walking in your sleep but Mike is texting in his sleep
DeleteWAKE UP MIKEY!! Your dreaming
Caught you looking at my lumps- all that junk inside my trunk! My humps my humps my hairy bouncy bumps!
Delete-Michigan Patty
Justin Verlanders favorite pitch is the high hard one
DeleteKate loves it
Baby let's break down all these Yankee girls can't date southern boys barriers. Look mama, I'm an educated man, I got my online degree last week in communication, from the University of Phoenix. Now. C'mon, try this purple passion, let's not play, I'm gonna put on this Cisco record, try to relax.....I grew this beard after watching some Mitch Waite vids, go on...run your fingers thru it. It's all good baby, my money goes from hand to hand and my ladies go from man to man. Let's try monogamy, it's my favorite wood.
DeleteLook. I spared no expense this evening. This syrup is a vintage 2007. Now look, I got this venison from Smeja's freezer. Let me light theses candles. You like Morris Day and the Time?....well let me show you my....jungle love.
DeleteWhat do you mean you're not that type of girl? Ohhhhh modern human. It's ok baby....neither am I.
DeleteOf course I'll still respect you in the morning. As Ali G says Respect......r e s t E c t ....p. Now. Be careful. I got this water bed in the 70's, It's autographed by Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons. This is gonna be a night to remember.
DeleteLMFAO
DeleteWait...hold on....before we do this baby let me put on this record...if you respect me you'll listen closely to the lyrics..... " not a word, from your lips, you just took for granted that I wanted to skinny dip, a quick hit, that's your game, but im not a piece of meat you need to like my brain,the night is young, so are we, let's get to know each other better slow and easily, take my hand, hit the floor, we'll shake our bodies to the music baby then you'll score, So come on baby show some class, why you wanna move so fast, we don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time, oh no, we can dance and party all night, and drink some cherry wine ...uh huh!
DeleteHey CB Pee-Pee & Cunt Brokers on,
DeleteYou know how I know you're gay?
RIP Peace Joe. Choked to death on a hemorrhoid during a tragic butt hair braiding accident.
ReplyDeletePraise the almighty hemorrhoid!¡
DeletePraise it!¡
Getting more mileage out of this hoax, Shawn?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should send these guys to look for bigfoot. They find new species miles down in the ocean. Bigfoot "researchers" get squat with a creature that people claim are visiting their backyards. http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30541065
ReplyDeleteIt's because bigfoot dont exist
Deleteits because Bigfoot can phase in and out of dimensions Duh! Just like unicorns.
Delete..I'm the captain of a nuclear submarine so I can testify that there are no bigfoots underwater....
DeleteJoe, isn't 548 committing a fallacy? Just because he hasn't found any underwater doesn't mean they aren't underwater.
DeleteThey have been reported to swim underwater for good distances. They toy with reality in a way the world hasn't grasped.
DeleteThey chew on gilly weed. That's been proven.
DeleteTBP, reality is being toyed with here. You got that right.
DeleteWhy do all Republicans talk like they ate a bunch of paint chips when they were little kids? I mean how is it physically possible to be that stupid?
ReplyDeleteI am sure you wrote the book on being stupid along with the 30 percent of the cult worshippers.
DeleteBoy, what a comeback! Let me guess..3rd grade?
DeleteLiberals have elevated Al Sharpton to the top of their heap and you have the balls to call Republicans stupid?
DeleteJust blame Bush and move on.
DeleteWhy ? bother with this? Is it DESPERATION? Yes!
ReplyDeleteGRAYs using deception for collecting DNA to produce clones and hybrids
DeleteWow! This new fish is getting lots of press! http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26719-weird-sea-ghost-breaks-record-for-deepest-living-fish.html
ReplyDeleteI wonder why the mainstream press isn't paying attention to all the piles of sticks and blurry blobs on videos touted by bigfoot "researchers" as proof that a new species as been found.
..We see here, as in the case of the giant long armed squid, that science recognizes species based on video alone if the source is credible....Im droppin a copy of the PGF off at Columbia while in Manhattan tomorrow...taking the kids to see a giant Christmas tree....
DeleteWant to liven up a dull party/ just mention Big foot!
ReplyDeleteWant to go home alone from a singles bar? Just mention bigfoot.
DeleteGeeeeeeeeeez, Why the heck was this video (Waterman) even analyzed.........
ReplyDeleteThis photo will be vindicated if it turns out that bigfoot is really a big blurry creature.
DeletePraise the might vindication!
DeletePraise it!