How Did Face Book Find Bigfoot Ever Find Anything?
YouTube user Lucky-Leif9 posted this old video from the long retired Face Book/Find Bigfoot group. They were very well known for breaking down bigfoot videos during their prime, but after watching this video, I'm not sure how they ever found anything. I just can't see what they do in this video. Can you?
Uno!
ReplyDeleteSuperFriends!
DeleteSuck it trolls, but get your bibs on first! Chick is driving you to your campfire, and Eva and I are your bus monitors. Please be on your best behavior. I'd hate to spank you in front of your other troll buddies.
DeleteAll diaper changes are 'do it yourself' or your mommy may accompany you. You must also be able to feed yourself on this night excursion. Hope you aren't too scurred! Loosers must be accompanied by a parent, so I expect you all will be a 'plus one'!
DeleteWoof!!
Delete(Posted in wrong spot, so here it is again) Ruff - We'll probably need your herding instincts to keep the trolls together. Want to come along? I love dogs!
DeleteOh! Oh! Oh! Can we go on a snipe hunt! Can we? Can we?
DeleteI'm going to crap my pants every time I see a pile of sticks.
DeleteThen bring lots of diapers!!! Uno!
DeleteI'm sure you already buy your diapers in bulk so bring a case! Costco is your friend!
DeleteYour gonna need more then a case my friend. For you I have booked a septic truck on site.
DeleteGood thinking! Thanks anon. We know these trolls can expel some huge amounts of crap!
DeleteThe ministry of environment is not too pleased and are going to monitor the trolls closely.
DeleteYippee! They need monitoring, and I am getting tired of babysitting!
DeleteSorry for the confusion sir/madam, they will still require babysitting. We only deal in fecal bio contamination.
DeleteStill, one less pile of crap for me to worry about or have to arrange for ;-)
DeleteAll that excitement, and not one specimen?
DeleteHAHAHA sounds like a trip we would never forget Uno! Glad to see you back : ) I think Eva is really good with the "strop" as she once called it. Hey up there Ruff!
DeleteFBFB fell victim to the truth. This site had a lot to do their demise. The man who narrated FBFB videos was very good at what he did. Too bad it was mostly BS.
ReplyDeleteMMC
That's funny about the narration because I always had a brain aneurism watching those... Stumbling and stuttering to read the words as they scroll by the screen... I don't think I ever watched one all the way through which is a shame... because I'm interested in bigfoot.
DeleteI'm not a big fan of the FBFB kids. To be honest I thought their authentication videos were almost delusional. But to be taken down by an internet mob was shocking to me. If you can't talk shit about shit then where exactly do we live. As retarded as they regularly demonstrated, it's just people doing there thing, as retarded as it may seems to you. Why are you threated by a couple of geeks?
DeleteThey went out on a limb (and staked their fb page on it) and got called.
DeleteRuff - We'll probably need your herding instincts to keep the trolls together. Want to come along? I love dogs!
ReplyDeleteClick on Bigfoot's big nose
ReplyDeleteI have no sympathy for FB/FB - their only worthy move was to honor their promise to close their FB page down after being proven wrong. Those guys were definitely delusional as shown by this classic example of their outrageous belief in being able to extract meaningful data from pareidolia.
ReplyDeleteI'm still torn about whether their whole scheme was a long con (with Dyer) from the beginning or whether they were naïve opportunists who were climbing on the hoaxer's bandwagon to generate money through youtube view and book sales.
ReplyDeleteYou lose a lot of credibility in bigfootery if you have no objectivity or skepticism. IMHO