I'd Rather Run Into Bigfoot Than The Flatwoods Monster

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Is it an alien? Is it a cryptid? Is it a ghost? Nobody really knows. It's called the Flatwoods Monster, named after the town it was spotted in, Flatwoods, West Virginia.

"Various descriptions of the entity exist. Most agree that it was at least 7 feet (2.1 m) tall and that it had a black face which appeared to glow from within, and a black body. Witnesses described the creature's head as elongated, non-human eyes and as either being shaped like a sideways diamond, or as having a large circle shaped cowling behind it. The creature's body was described as being inhumanly-shaped and clad in a dark pleated exoskeleton ; later being described as a shadow. Some accounts record that the creature appeared to have "no visible arms" due to its incredible speed. Others describe it as having long, stringy arms ending in long, claw-like fingers, which protruded from the front of its body"

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:00:00 PM PDT

    oh please stop

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:24:00 PM PDT

      AKs for all your cryptids and aliens needs : )

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:36:00 PM PDT

      I've got a "Flatwoods Monster" in my underpants.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:40:00 PM PDT

      WILD BILL gots something for old Mr. Flatwoods

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    4. UnknownSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:43:00 PM PDT

      Crap the evil pilgrim aliens are coming for us. Run for the hills

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:52:00 PM PDT

      NOooooo pilgrim aliens say it isnt SOoooooo

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    6. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:54:00 PM PDT

      WOW that jist bumfumbles ME

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    7. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 3:03:00 PM PDT

      but is it SAFE

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    8. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 3:39:00 PM PDT

      Early settlers spoke of the Flatwoods Monster being a real Tom Jingleblaster.

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    9. AnonymousTuesday, August 19, 2014 at 11:17:00 AM PDT

      FBI was concerned members of the New Black Panthers are in Ferguson, Missouri to advocate and promote violence against police.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:04:00 PM PDT

    DWA thinks scientists are wasting their time if they aint looking for a monkey.

    Cure for cancer? Waste of time.
    Future energy technologies? Waste of time.
    GM crops for solving famine? Waste of time.
    Next generation of anti biotics? Waste of time.

    Meldrum appearing at bigfoot conferences promoting hoaxed tracks of a mythical creature? Time well spent.

    The guy is a bell end.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:04:00 PM PDT

      ^ I never said that. You're taking it out of context.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:28:00 PM PDT

      right Trapper needed to show his evidence like photos scat and tracks

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:36:00 PM PDT

      Don't worry 2:04 we know the guy who constantly repeats is full of shit. He grabs pieces of out of context material trying to make people look shitty.

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:36:00 PM PDT

      ^ Jeff brain bank and tech guru for AIMS takes strict notes and measurements on all them investigations

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 6:13:00 PM PDT

      Has Don Maker forgotten to log in?

      DWA is my favorite skeptic.

      MMG

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:11:00 PM PDT

    You mean to tell me that Joe F is attending, BIGFOOT WEEKEND???

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 3:00:00 PM PDT

      Joe got fired from his Burger King job and can't afford to pay his data plan bill. Also, he's been banned from all libraries and coffee shops for abusing the use of free wifi service (surfing illegal porn).

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 3:05:00 PM PDT

      tham mexicuns eatin ats burger kings shure do

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:23:00 PM PDT

    West Virginny Trapper home turf

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 2:39:00 PM PDT

    WEST is BEST East is LEAST

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 3:27:00 PM PDT

    I would call it fake.

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  7. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

    I would just HATE to encounter the Flatulent Monster...just HATE IT.

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  8. AnonymousSaturday, August 16, 2014 at 7:43:00 PM PDT

    Bigfoot in a alien costume.

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