This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
I'm in the process of adding structure to the much revered Superfriends regime. Keep in mind this is still a working copy so all feedback from within the organization will be appreciated and considered.
ReplyDeleteJoe: 1st acting President
Ernie: Special advisor to the President
Mike B: Legal counsel and consigliere
Big Jon: Vice President in charge of troll rehabilitation and conversion
Chick: Vice President in charge of public relations and smiley faces
Eva: Foreign Ambassador specializing in xx's
ALL CAPS: Firsting specialist
Uno!: Firsting specialist
MMC: Resident expert on chivalry and friendliness
Chuck: Master bigfoot researcher and tracker
There are plenty positions still open, please apply by contacting one of the above mentioned.
What type of a schedule do you keep for posting under your other accounts Joe? Is it like every hour you switch accounts, or do you do it when people are trolling one of your alias's too hard. Right now its Big Jon time, i wonder when you will bust out Ernie
DeleteHahahaha! What type of schedule do you keep? Clearly you have no life because you say the same thing every hour of every day. Seriously! You don't think people notice? Honestly, please tell me who you think you're fooling. Joe's a good guy, I understand why you have such a crush on him.
DeleteCan't wait till he shoes up, he'll be flattered I promise!
Delete*shows
DeleteEverybody here knows your gay jon!
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Great post Jon!!!!
DeleteHonestly though, I would have you 1st acting president!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
You've been elected. Except it my friend.
DeleteRight you are... Ha ha ha ha!!!
DeleteJesus Christ why dont u guys just make out now! Queers!!!!
Deletejealous he isn't loved ^
DeleteQueers. What's with the labels? You do understand that if it wasn't for my wife and kids, I would post my new address online, right? I've almost had it with you pathetic online trolls. Actually I'm literally to the point where I don't give a shit. Between insomnia an assholes such as yourself, how about you come on down to Dallas Texas and find out why they call Me "Big Jon" you shithead!
Delete^queer!
DeleteBig jon you are clearly gay! Quit denying it! Why else would you stick up for dirty trannys? QUEER!!
DeleteBig Jon clearly isn't gay although it wouldn't matter if he was and me dirty?i've had a bath you cheeky label giver xx
Delete^gay dirty tranny!
DeleteI bet big jon won't fight me!
DeleteIn America we call people like big jon pussified!!!!
Deletewhat a DORK
DeleteYep, big dork^^ the dork just goes on for miles and ever.
DeleteBig pussyfied jon! Doesn't give a shit about assholes! Yet he's the biggest asshole here! Then the wannabe tough guy expect's someone to waste thier gas just to kick
Deletehis Ass!! And he is the instigator! What a nutcase!
First for the superfriends xx
ReplyDeleteOk joint first ? xx
ReplyDeleteOoooohhhhh I guess Eva, whatever..... : )
Delete:) xx
DeleteJon, u do realize that eva is a guy right??
DeleteUm, no I didn't realize that. What are you? Insecure perhaps?
Delete12:57. Joe is very aware that Eva is a transgender individual. But then again, i wouldnt be surprised if Eva was a Joe account. I dont think thats the case, but with as many accounts as Joe uses here, it wouldnt truly surprise me. Just know that when you address Big Jon or Ernie, or 75 percent of the anon comments, you really are addressing Joe.
DeleteRefer to my response above. I'm too lazy to repeat it.
DeleteRefer to my response above lazy b*tch!
Delete12:57,how dare you xx
Delete12:57,read what she says and take note xx
Deletehttp://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/07/25/model-andreja-pejic-comes-out-as-a-transgender-woman/
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DeleteWhat happened to you that you in your pathetic existence that you should act like such a loon, saying such things about people. Were you truly denied your one and only means of social interaction when people such as myself came along and challenged you and your lies & ignorance about this subject?
DeleteWhat is telling, is your maintained dribble about people being multiple posters and is indicative of something very relative to yourself. Your level of paranoia suggests someone who spends far more time here than anyone you claim does, and you have a level of gross narcissism and sociopathy that's akin to anything you'd see in Funny Games.
Eva is ten of you. Anyone can see that... Anyone that would stoop to such a creepy, perversely evil level needs help though, they are in need of real affection or maybe a nice big hug from their mother.
Your actions smell of someone who's never been told "I love you" and though your comments warrant no sympathy, I actually feel deeply sorry for you and want you to know if you ever want a chat, direct all your aggression and anger at me... I can help you and I am not the monster you think I am.
... Shoot me an email bro, you can call me names aaaaaaaall day if you want.
;) XX
DeleteQueers!
DeleteMeanie xx
DeleteTranny xx
DeleteEva- Pay that jerk no mind. We all love you and you can be anyone, including yourself, that you want to be! xx
DeleteAwwwwe thankyou xx
Delete;-)
Delete^Eva responding to herself!!
DeleteThere have at times been debates on what bigfoot eat,here's an interesting piece which might shed some light on things xx
DeleteOooops xx
Deletehttp://www.wakingtimes.com/2014/07/25/vegetarianism-right/
Very interesting, thanks for that Eva.
DeleteYes, thanks Eva! Uno ;-)
DeleteThat's ok xx
Delete^tranny queer.
DeleteSorry, but if you have XY chromosomes YOU ARE A DUDE.
DeleteScience says so.
Shut up you are a mean pig!! Science says so^
DeleteYou don't have to say sorry 3:57 even thou your wrong xx
DeleteEva always gracious and witty!
DeleteThe sun is coming up so mean trolls should be slinking off to their dark corners under the bed again.
DeleteYOU'RE ALRIGHT IN MY BOOK, EVA!
DeleteALL CAPS
Thanks ALL CAPS ;) x
DeleteU WELCOME, FRIEND!!
DeleteALL CAPS