Meet Stacy Brown, Tim Fasano, and Dr. Jeff Meldrum In Florida In September

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Do you want to meet one of the biggest names in Bigfoot? If you said Yes, please read on:

This just in from our friend Stacy Brown Jr.:

The 2014 Florida Skunk Ape conference tickets are now on sale!!!

It will be held in Orlando Florida on September 19th-20th at the Embassy inn & suites Jamaican court.
Speakers will include Dr. Jeff Meldrum, Lyle Blackburn, Stacy Brown Jr., David Lauer, Robert Robinson, Bill Brock and Tim Fasano. Tickets are $50 and will include a meet and greet Friday the 19th from 7:30 to 10:30. That also includes 15% off your stay at the hotel. Conference starts Saturday the 20th at 9 a.m. and will go thru 8 p.m.

go to www.TheSasquatchHunters.com for more info and to purchase tickets!!!

Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 4:48:00 PM PDT

    Sounds like a good FISTING!

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  2. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 4:51:00 PM PDT

    It'll be flowing like EnemaFest.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 9:49:00 PM PDT

      ^ Owns a 10 gallon bag, goes on tour nationwide and at an Enemafest near you

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  3. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 4:57:00 PM PDT

    How much does a Tim Fasano get paid to talk at something like that?

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  4. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 5:11:00 PM PDT

    Will there be any Mermaid or Unicorn conferences coming to the Florida area?

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    1. skunkey monkeyThursday, May 15, 2014 at 5:51:00 PM PDT

      ^
      Not sure, but I am gonna put the first Gatorcapra conference . There is some weird poop in them there Florida swamps and I ain't talkin Molly Hatchet ! I wonder if Stacy needs some vendors, I have a lot of jars I could sell ?
      <B-(/)
      hey prez! and co.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

      I'm buying as many tickets as I can and scalping them for $17,5000. That's a bargain just to be in the same room as Fasano.

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    3. UnknownThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:48:00 PM PDT

      Good evening fellows. as you folks well know, I've been working on my unicorn DNA paper. Along with other very sciency shit for a little over two years. I've come to such an amazing conclusion you wouldn't believe. No really you won't believe this shit! But I'm just finishing a few more samples. After that I've every intention on getting it fast tracked through peer review. I currently have it set up with a well respected publication. You may have heard of the great journal, Denovo. That's right I'm gonna be published in Denovo. Once I do, and I will, pass peer review you all may read my incredible findings. Of course there is only a small fee of 17,5000. But by the slim chance it isn't published. I have every intention of accusing the establishment for not wanting you to know the truth. The truth of UNICORNS!!

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    4. UnknownThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

      I know I know I'm a talentless hack calm the fuk down

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    5. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:57:00 PM PDT

      There's nothing ol' Handi likes better than polishing a big white tusk.

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    6. UnknownThursday, May 15, 2014 at 7:25:00 PM PDT

      Damn right you start out really slow nice even strokes making sure to soak the oil into the skin nice and even then slowly rub till you get in a rhythm moving faster and faster as your heart begins racing and you both begin taking quick shallow breaths in time going faster and faster gently take your other hand and with one finger massage the anus until the timing is so intense that oh oh oh










      And that's how you touch your wife not a unicorn you scifirotic freak

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    7. skunkey monkeyThursday, May 15, 2014 at 7:50:00 PM PDT

      Happy Harry ! Youre on fire! LMFAO ! This is better than the old "Lost in Space" rerun I"m watchin. I think I am the only person who liked Dr. Smith . " The Pain, oh the pain Will" .
      <B-)-'
      hey rum ! and co.

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    8. UnknownThursday, May 15, 2014 at 7:57:00 PM PDT

      Let me tell you a story bout a man named Jed
      poor mountaineer could barely keep his family fed
      Then one day while huntin for some food
      Up from the ground came some bubbling crude
      Oil that is black gold Texas tea

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    9. s mThursday, May 15, 2014 at 8:06:00 PM PDT

      Swimming pools(cement pond)& Movie Stars !


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    10. s mThursday, May 15, 2014 at 8:11:00 PM PDT

      Love " Blue Grass" as much as green grass ! It's like country music on acid !
      <B-)-'
      hey eva r ! and co.

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    11. UnknownThursday, May 15, 2014 at 8:27:00 PM PDT

      Oya boya I still shiver anytime I think of being poisoned

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    12. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 9:56:00 PM PDT

      Harry is nas tay. Im telling teacher.

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    13. AnonymousFriday, May 16, 2014 at 3:21:00 AM PDT

      I do think we have an impostor bandini because the real harry doesn't use punctuation he aint got time for that

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    14. Poop In A Jar Guy.Friday, May 16, 2014 at 4:09:00 AM PDT

      ;-)

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    15. AnonymousFriday, May 16, 2014 at 4:00:00 PM PDT

      Interesting. I'll be in Florida in September.

      Not sure my good friend Meldrum will enjoy my line of questioning.

      Tim Fasano even less.

      MMG

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    16. AnonymousSaturday, May 17, 2014 at 12:08:00 PM PDT

      about as much as we like your posts im guessing

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  5. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:17:00 PM PDT

    This is a wonderful example of pop-culture and nothing else.

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  6. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:28:00 PM PDT

    How embarassing. Meldrum probably demanded $40 of the $50 charge.

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  7. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:40:00 PM PDT

    I'm going just to see and hear the great Tim Fasano. It'll be worth every penny.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 8:58:00 PM PDT

      See if you can check his cholesterol while you're there. The curiosity is killing me.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 9:47:00 PM PDT

      No blood, 100% crisco

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    3. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 10:01:00 PM PDT

      I knew it... He's like a human Hot Pocket. Greasy, tasteless and easily burned.

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  8. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 6:50:00 PM PDT

    SWAMP GAS

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  9. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

    Oh God!

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  10. AnonymousThursday, May 15, 2014 at 9:14:00 PM PDT

    Stacy Brown has great weed. Get him to smoke you up.

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  11. AnonymousFriday, May 16, 2014 at 4:31:00 AM PDT

    $50 for two days or one day with the conference and you learn to call people cus. What a bargain.

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  12. AnonymousFriday, May 16, 2014 at 7:32:00 AM PDT

    Yeah, all the Big foot experts will be there, but none has been found!

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