See Patty like you've never seen before in this special montage M.K. Davis at put together. Davis chose Lorde's Team as the theme song for the video. Check it out:
Me too. It's a strange Monday. Like trying to picture MK rocking Lorde, the day may get even stranger. But it's raining in Texas so tractors stay parked and I plot an afternoon of escaping to watch The Grand Budapest Hotel. Take care my friend. M
Shoot all those Nazi BLM Stormtroopers! Let the revolution begin! The white IS BECOMING the minority in their own country! Bury your assault rifles, wait for the call TO ARMS!
You can pick one: Injured in soccer scrum. Terrible Welsh beer hangover. Finger caught in printer downloading Settlers Diaries or filming buddy cop caper with Dan Campbell. Enjoy your day DSA.
Alright comin`atcha..its MK Davis here it;s 7 minutes after 4 and your drive home looks great..just stay away from the bluff with all those squatch sightingss(place horn honk here) first caller gets two tickets to justin Beiber
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteMk with the beats!!!! I didn`t even watch the video...I was to busy getting my grove on!!! What happened..I thank you for your time
DeleteOk so here are the highlights:
DeletePatty had a huge giant diaper but at 1:25 and again at 2:25.
Oh YES XX
ReplyDeleteOh no xx
DeleteOh yes Eva.
DeleteThat was me
MMC
Your too fast for me MMC xx
DeleteFozzie da bear was the fastest. He say he had DSL. How those little fuzzy fingers could move so fast is beyond me
DeleteThats what she said^
DeleteIs it time to wheel out the patty hoax again now that meldrum and standing have been obliterated?
ReplyDeleteLet me send you a thesaurus. The world is replete with colorful adjectives DSA. Annihilated, Disintegrated, Atomized......spread your wings and fly!
DeleteLOL indeed Mike. It would be nice if he'd change it up at least.
DeleteEarly settlers' diaries spoke of spreading wings and flying.
DeleteIndeed they did. I miss the days of Mike Brookreson reads Joe's Recently Unearthed Early Settler's Diaries. Ern how are you today ?
DeleteNot bad man you? I really got to get some work done though. But tis Monday....
DeleteMe too. It's a strange Monday. Like trying to picture MK rocking Lorde, the day may get even stranger. But it's raining in Texas so tractors stay parked and I plot an afternoon of escaping to watch The Grand Budapest Hotel. Take care my friend. M
DeleteWhere is The Count? Where is Fozzie?
DeleteThe Count was Ernie.
DeleteFozzie left a log time ago when Shawn put in the script to white out targeted words and started making verified accounts.
Nonarchaic Hominin disappeared too.
This place is dreadful now.
^This. This used to a fun, creative site to visit. There are still flashes of that, but mostly it's just boring tripe.
DeleteSo why come and post then? Take a hike.
DeleteHey 11:18, I know you're trying to add your pathetic attempt at humor but let me add another dimension that you haven't thought about:
DeleteI don't usually post but someone asked where one of my favorite posters went, therefore I obliged him with an answer.
Now I normally won't post again but since you are just soooo hilarious, I figured it should be addressed.
the only real video of a BF :} LF
ReplyDeleteCan I have my 3 minutes and 16 seconds back please?
ReplyDeleteYou'll get nothing back and like it.
DeleteBLM trooper @ the Bundy ranch!
ReplyDeleteShoot all those Nazi BLM Stormtroopers! Let the revolution begin! The white IS BECOMING the minority in their own country! Bury your assault rifles, wait for the call TO ARMS!
DeleteHistory books are free at the library. I'm not sure you know what Nazi Stormtroopers really were. Fucking moron.
DeleteOf course YOU MORON, I know what Nazi Stormtroopers are! I killed plenty of them in WW2! You young whipersnapper pathetic fool, knows nothing!
DeleteWhere's PJ been lately? I need my copy/paste/too much reading fix for the day.
ReplyDeleteYou can pick one: Injured in soccer scrum. Terrible Welsh beer hangover. Finger caught in printer downloading Settlers Diaries or filming buddy cop caper with Dan Campbell. Enjoy your day DSA.
DeleteI need a Campz update!
DeleteWell , even if it doesn't prove anything , at least it's there to comfort the believers.
ReplyDeleteLike a goodnight kiss from mommy when they were 5 years old.
DeleteNow mommy is pissed that at 39 they still live in her basement.
Leave Poling out of it. He has enough problems with his Mt Dew dependency. And Hot Pocket addiction.
DeleteBigfoot is a huge Lorde fan. He even attended Coachella on the weekend
ReplyDeleteI heard Lorde wrote the song 'Royal' as an ode to Bigfoot. I guess she has a crush on the big guy.
DeleteI do like that song xx
DeleteShe was inspired by a photo of George Brett signing autographs if truth be told. GO ROYALS!!
DeletePattys got a GREAT ass
ReplyDeleteI told you world! It is NOT gay to look at a hairy ass and find love, its a squatch thing, goes beyond a summer fling,,,thanks Patty...call me
DeleteStop talking like that, you will bring D.C. back here. We only want updates.
DeleteBD is a f ag
DeleteGoodness, does MK Davies have a life? The time the man must put in watching and analysing the PG film would seem to indicate he does not.
ReplyDeleteYeah. It's a crying shame he's not out curing cancer and shepherding in the next thing in art like you. Putz.
DeleteHAHAHAHA!
DeleteThank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress...
DeleteYou are all dorks.
Delete^ and try the veal
DeleteHAHAHA!
DeleteWow. I'm a putz? Well then, you're a stupidhead.
DeletePeople round these parts sure are awfully grouchy these days.
DeleteAlright comin`atcha..its MK Davis here it;s 7 minutes after 4 and your drive home looks great..just stay away from the bluff with all those squatch sightingss(place horn honk here) first caller gets two tickets to justin Beiber
ReplyDeleteIf Patty actually was real, she was undoubtedly Cryptarded....not that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteMike B, we need more videos!
ReplyDeletebeegfut like gud musik
ReplyDeleteWhere's the parabreakdown on this? Surely he can find something hoaxed about it.
ReplyDelete