Fifty Shades of Sasquatch

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Author B D Bruns wants to write a book and he needs your help! Bruns has started a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds so that he can publish "Fifty Shades of Sasquatch" a parody of "Fifty Shades of Grey". Why is he doing it? Because according to him, we need one.

"A parody of Fifty Shades of Grey is certainly in order. I propose to write Fifty Shades of Sasquatch to fill this collective need of ours. Bow chicka bow wow, baby.
Why me? Because I had a dream that I wrote this book and it took me to the NY Times Bestseller list. Oh, you mean why am I qualified to write this book? Ah! Good question. I am a two-time Humor Book of the Year award winning author. Got multinational book awards, in fact. I'm awesome. I'm into bigfoot. I know how to proofread. All of these things separate me from E.L. James."
So to find out more about Bruns grand scheme, and to show financial support, follow this link.

Comments

  1. rushferlifeThursday, March 20, 2014 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

    Standing pwns

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  2. AnonymousThursday, March 20, 2014 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

    Do you ever get the feeling that moderating this blog was a really dumb idea?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, March 20, 2014 at 7:52:00 PM PDT

      What moderation? White text and tags?

      Weak sauce.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, March 20, 2014 at 8:03:00 PM PDT

      If there was moderation here joe would have been banned long ago.

      Delete
    3. UnknownFriday, March 21, 2014 at 12:55:00 AM PDT

      ... There has been and I'm still here?

      (Sigh)

      Delete
    4. AnonymousFriday, March 21, 2014 at 4:09:00 AM PDT

      Sure. It's quite the tight ship around here ::rolls eyes::

      Besides, you claim moderation is why you don't post on the BFF.

      Delete

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