Watch: Missouri Bigfoot Breakdown

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Phil Poling of Parabreakdown takes a closer look at the recently released Missouri Sasquatch video. Check out his breakdown below:

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  1. rushferlifeTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 10:01:00 AM PST

    Kill hogs!!!

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 11:56:00 AM PST

      ahm sayin possibull tham hogs in tham woods, bigfoots huntin fer vittles so bez awarez

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 10:21:00 AM PST

    Yowie in Missouri!

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 10:23:00 AM PST

    iam sayin thankin sometimez bigfoots alookin lack bears, becawz ifn U seein tham, U thankin bear not bigfeets

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 11:32:00 AM PST

      bigfoots or bears thats why they made AKs to take care of those critters

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 10:25:00 AM PST

    Well if no one will take it :} FIRST!
    EAT ME BEAR! LF

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 10:25:00 AM PST

    Not another coyote jihadist AGAIN!

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 10:37:00 AM PST

    has anyone seen the Rick Dyer body? its going on tour and it will be in my city at the end of this month, I'm going to bust his balls if that shits fake. I'll punch the shit out of him if he pulls any bullshit. and I am going to take pictures of it & post them online somewhere. I'll beat his ass if he gives me any problems.

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  7. pussinbootsTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 10:50:00 AM PST

    Hello everyone,sorry i'm late had a long day at work,congratulations on another first Rush xx

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 11:15:00 AM PST

      Hey Eva

      Hope it's going good. !!!

      MMC

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 11:28:00 AM PST

      GRAYs using bigfoots, GRAYs get U DNA makes hybrids, been probing humans for years.

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    3. UnknownTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 11:57:00 AM PST

      Eva, my darling, what about our postponed late night shag?

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 12:04:00 PM PST

      GRAYs abouts - all abouts, they find U, U dont find them.....

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    5. pussinbootsTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 12:28:00 PM PST

      Your funny fake Joe although i don't shag,i make love xx

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    6. pussinbootsTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 12:29:00 PM PST

      Hello MMC xx

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    7. pussinbootsTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 12:33:00 PM PST

      Oh and btw fake Joe i do it passionately xx

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    8. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 3:32:00 PM PST

      Yep, that transvestite love sure is passionate. Are you going to explain now that you, gay fish (MMC), chick, fozzie, and non archaic human are all the same person.

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 11:33:00 AM PST

    phil's right about the height - its small
    not that hard to estimate height with common sense!

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    1. UnknownTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 11:46:00 AM PST

      Oh yes, the infamous common sense.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 3:33:00 PM PST

      Phil Poling is obsesively jealous of MK Davis. He is so jealous he set up parabreakdown with Shawn so that they could try and emulate him. But everyone just laughs at him instead

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 4:44:00 PM PST

      ^ P,P < lol, ISNT FREEKIN Obsessively jealous of anybody U Stooge! The only dipshit that everybody laughs at is......."YOU" !!!!

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 6:12:00 PM PST

      He certainly seems to be shifting from a skeptic to a footer, realizing there's more hits that way I'm assuming. This blog seems to have also done the same flip flop.

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, February 5, 2014 at 12:10:00 AM PST

      ^ you my friend have gone crazy, at least your crazy in a sane way : )

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, February 5, 2014 at 12:16:00 AM PST

      TEAM HOMOS RULE

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 12:00:00 PM PST

    ifn acktin comon senses be da wayz, bigfoots bez cawt fer shure

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  10. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 12:11:00 PM PST

    If it's not 9 feet tall weighing 800 pounds and very dark and blurry then it is NOT a big foot.
    Don't you know by now that hen a new big foot is born thy're fully grown!
    But just to make sure I'll call Matt Moneymaker or Justin Smells as they know EVERYTHING about Big foots!

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 12:12:00 PM PST

    不开枪，大脚怪

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  12. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 1:56:00 PM PST

    If you have common sense; you don't need a breakdown.

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, February 4, 2014 at 3:40:00 PM PST

    If I had common sense i wouldn't be on this stupid site!

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