Dr. Matthew Johnson: "FUNd Raising" Bigfoot Expeditions Starts In May


Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

ANNOUNCING the 2014 TS-USA "FUNd Raising" Bigfoot Expeditions with Dr Matthew A Johnson (Six options to choose from May through October near the Oregon Caves)

(Please click on the link below to find out more information)

Link: http://www.teamsquatchinusa.com/the-ts-usa-fund-raising-bigfoot-expeditions-with-dr-matthew-a-johnson/

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    1. 2nd for little Frankie Wiener!!

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    2. joe's mom has a fat ass. Me likey!!

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    3. HEY! THATS MY GIRL YOUR TALKING ABOUT!

      ALL CAPS

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    4. didn't dr. boobs get all pissy a month or so ago about people e-mailing him with request's to go into the woods with him and his group? seems like doc boobs has a short term memory loss problem from all his weed usage lately. they couldn't f-ing pay me to go into the woods with that cross-dresser!

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  2. Not proud to be first on this post!

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    1. Matt not Joe, Joe not BOBO, Cliff not Joe, then Matt, BOBO, Cliff not Joe but be bigfoot hunters

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  3. MMG, Eva, rum, rush, all my friends...

    Please email Shawn so that he stops this farce... if we all gather together, this absurd story will finish and the trolls will go back to their mummy's basement... please, do it

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    1. oh, and anything below this with my name is not me

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    2. Joe with is very thin skin. Poor fellow, wittle Joe is angwy.

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    3. YOU'RE ALL IMPOSTERS!!!

      The complaint is in!!!

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    4. Started last Thursday. It's been a week. Trust me, I log my hours carefully.

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    5. 4 days of trolling is a big investment.

      Little Frankie is still jerking off from the high fives he got from douches like NA & Don who fear footers.

      Alas these small victories are withering on the vine as we speak....

      One month little Frankie....

      MMG

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    6. as I said in the opening post, anything below that are from imposters

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    7. Gay fish MMG, don't you understand that there are multiple fake Joes and not just one?

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    8. Gay fish? What crap is that?

      There could be hundreds of sad f*ck fake Joe's. They'll all get bored eventually.

      Suck it up. The footers ain't going anywhere...

      MMG

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    9. GRAYs abouts for sure, take U DNA

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    10. Hey MMG

      do you remember when Joe insisted and persisted in asking you to make an account so that you were protected from fake trolling?
      Now that's the person you trust

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    11. You have me confused with someone else.

      MMG

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    12. it's true bro, I once said that, guess I was wrong

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    13. D'you know... All these avatars per thread; it's almost like my cringy fan club!

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    14. If shawn banned everyone who his trolling... well, let's just say he can't afford to lose that many bloggers. I know many people, believers, skeptics and trolls alike who have emailed shawn complaining about joe and his poor blog etiquette with all that copy/paste crap. Nothing will change, mark my words.

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    15. NEGA JOE has spoken, say NEGA JOE , isn't team Tazer now Zen Yeti?

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  4. I'm going to send Dr. Johnson, $1,000 as HE IS the most creditable Big foot researcher in the world! I saw his crying, heard HIS story, so it must be true!
    i'm also sending an extra $25.00 to buy a Bra!
    Please stop me from doing this! please! something, compelling me to send him the money! Stop me please!

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  5. Diggin for money again. What a fraud,

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    1. Matt and BOBO been tracking bigfoot for years

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  6. I'm going to send Shawn $100 to leave the Joe clones alone.

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    1. ^^^ you are all the same guy dipshit

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    2. You wish. Of course why believe someone when they tell you something...that doesn't involve confirming bigfoot.

      Sad saps.

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    3. clones be make by GGRAYs that take U DNA to make more clones

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    4. Clone. Singular. Made by them Grayz.

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  7. Shawn, you've got to do something, or you'll lose this site!

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    1. We have something like 100 comments per post on average, I'd say that it's a boom for BE as sadly many people just come back to see my imposters

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    2. Because the IMPOSTERS are better than me in every aspect.

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    3. ^your imposter is ten times the bigfoot expert you are

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    4. Funny to you see some silly Anon fighting with Schitzo Joe thinking it's me.

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    5. I come more often now just to see the Fake Joes.

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    6. Lucky... It certainly wouldn't be for anything you have to say.

      ; )

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    7. Never thought you would stoop so low Don.

      All skeptics are simple trolls at heart right?

      MMG

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    8. ^^ Worthless Joe Clone/Troll.

      I give you month.

      MMG

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    9. Are you kidding me? He's turned bitter and twisted because he can't bully people around; like most 'skeptics'.

      I've slammed Don a million times; I've never thought he can debate very well. Thinks he's some BFF big shot, but he can't even win a scrap around here, ha ha ha ha!!

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    10. I'm just joshing you, Don. I love you. I'm in love with you.

      You are why I must never post at BFF. Our love can never be, a skeptic and a believer from Wales. I shouldn't even be speaking about this...hush now Joe, it will be alright.

      I'll pour out some Chardonnay for my fallen friends and get back to being a rude and condescending twat.

      Love,

      Joe Joe

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    11. NEGA JOE, you crazy, Joe, I'm thinking crush

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  8. So wait a minute... The "doctor" has been hunting for 14 years now and hasn't produced a single shred of evidence to prove that he's not a certifiable nut job and he wants us to give him money?

    That makes perfect sense.

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    1. The entire field hasn't produced legitimate evidence ever. It's a shame that a mountain of circumstantial evidence won't validate a 9' 800lb giant hairy beast that number in the thousands.

      15,000 years and not a single bone, hair, piece of tissue, turd, nothing legitimate.

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    2. Settlers diaries and printed news media are on the Internet for all to see, it's a bigger leap of faith to assume 10,000 years of Native culture, Norse accounts, settlers accounts and then the Europeans that formed the country, that are all consistent, transitioning into modern mediums are in fact lies, than to at least agknowldege there is something to it.

      Idaho State University sequenced unknown primate DNA from a hair sample that the geneticist there are happy to have their names to it;

      "Tests, which have been done for the Oregon Regional Primate Research Center, suggest the hair did not come from a known primate, Fuerst said."

      Smithsonian Bureaus that excavated burial mounds that uncovered giant skeletons are on the Internet for all to see also.

      Peace.

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    3. Id guess there are thousands of people hunting Bigfoot without asking for donations. This supposed doctor just kills me.

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    4. and when I say on the internet, I mean on conspiracy blogs, and when I say a hair sample that did not come from a known primate, I mean a hair sample whose final testing results were inconclusive and that it was from an unknown primate because probably it just was not a primate

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    5. Maybe Joe can pay the good Dr. $17, 5000 to snuggle into those man-boobs

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    6. Nope... I was pretty sure I said the Internet; anyone can go and look for themselves, it's all there for everyone of all tastes to access easily.

      Unlucky about the DNA; must hurt. The results were pretty conclusive actually.

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    7. JOE 1:33, Was the hair sample tested at idaho st, the the ones supplied by john Myozinski ?

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    8. thnx your friend B doris.

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    9. and when I say conclusive, I don't mean that they were validated by the scientific community or at least by other labs, but that a guy said that one of his friends told him that he heard that this hair sample looked unknown

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    10. I can't find any actual studies or manuscripts : (

      Guess I lied. Again.

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    11. LOL! you fucks make life worth living LOL: BD

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    12. I lied just like when I told MMG that having an account would have been the most secure way to prevent fake trolling... :(

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    13. Journals shmernals, science has ridiculed this subject so why would anyone release a DNA finding that requires repeated examples of it any way? Don't know how science works, do you?

      One ocassion of unknown primate DNA is just that, and it doesn't change because you don't have a source to the contrary; your problem not mine.

      Also... Shall I list the examples of where journals and peer reviews have for it wrong? Such a black and white world isn't it?

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    14. WHER'S YOUR ASSFAG Leader "BALL BOY" that Fat PIG!! B,DORIS

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    15. Ohh Frankie....

      Do you remember me... Oh little Frankie!!!

      MMG

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    16. 1:49... You haven't seen many actual studies or manuscripts, bro.

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    17. unfortunately I didn't know that in science a sample, in order to be validated, must be tested by more than one lab and the same result must come out... :(

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    18. Hey MMG

      do you remember when Joe insisted and persisted in asking you to make an account so that you were protected from fake trolling?
      Now that's the person you trust

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    19. ^^ he don't know his mmc's from his mmg's

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    20. 1:56... And we still have one example of unknown primate DNA.

      (Yawn)

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    21. Unfortunately I didn't know that the same sample must be tested by more than one lab and give the same result in order to say that it's actually an unknown primate DNA, nobody informed me of how lab testing procedures work

      :( :( :(

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    22. and nobody informed me of what is lab testing bias, accuracy, and contamination

      :( :( :( :( :(

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    23. ... And we still have one example of unknown primate DNA.

      ; ) ; ) ; )

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    24. Joe 156 your covered BRO !! Idaho st's forensic hair lab is the BEST'TIS in the WORLD,, So nobody gives a crap what other labs have to say!

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    25. unfortunately I didn't know that we can't say to have an unknown sample if this is not validated by other labs as well, no one informed me of the possibility that a single test can be performed badly leading to wrong conclusions...

      maybe that's why it was never peer reviewed and brought to the scientific community

      :( :( :(

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    26. also, I don't understand where that hair is gone... who has it now?

      :-(

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    27. Only cause YOU say so EVA R. I WILL BE nice to Ball Boy ,,(even though he called me trailor trash) I live on a yacht ,,small but hay!! B DORIS. : )

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    28. I mean, if it was so compelling, why they got rid of it and they don't send it to other labs to repeat the test?

      :( :( :(

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    29. "Selection bias is a distortion of evidence or data that arises from the way that the data is collected or the way that samples are selected to study. This is particularly important in medical studies."

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    30. Ok that's a nice question actually, makes me think that you might not be completely wrong

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    31. OK now I'm seriously having a difficult time discerning the real Joe

      MMG

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    32. IF BIGFOOT became known the american economy would collapse EX,, Spotted owl B,D. : )

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    33. 2:10... What, and get it 'lost' like countless other samples, many of which were in the Bigfoot Files?

      Unknown primate DNA from the best forensic hair lab in the world would be good enough for you if it debunked Bigfoot... Boyo.

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    34. 2:11 wasn't me, put it like that MMG. This is actually quite funny.

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    35. the thing that I don't understand is why this unknown sample wasn't sent to Sykes...

      :( :( :( :(

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    36. 2.15

      how can I know that you're another fake joe trolling me?

      MMG

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    37. JOE f 210 ITS all about the money I think you are refering to drug development & the big pharma comps

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    38. Joe's mother is a whore.

      MMC

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    39. I understand it, but I think it's fair to say that I must not speak to a Joe until the situation is cleared. I can't speak without knowing who you really are, you could be fake too as far as I know

      MMG

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    40. oh come on, don't leave me alone MMG, don't do like Shawn, not you too, please!

      Actually your words make me a bit angry

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    41. NOBODY can Fake Joe (the real)Fitz's style,, I can pick him out with EASE!! B,D.

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    42. Well but I'm not able to do that with 100% certainty, sad to hear your words Joe, please understand me

      MMG

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    43. We smell the fakes from mile away.

      They don't smell so good.

      MMG

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    44. "Unless the sample stand up to independent lab replication then the sample is merely a scientific allegation, not conclusive fact."

      But this being bigfoot, I'll ignore all protocol and just say conclusive proof exists...in my schizo head.

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    45. doesn't seem to be the case MMG, as the real Joe actually responded two times to a fake MMG.

      Liars in everything, they deny what just happened two minutes before, seen by all

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    46. ^ I just read this word from an anon and I didn't know its meaning, so now I use it haphazard so that other people see how intelligent I am

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    47. Little Frankie is working hard to keep this up.

      We'll keep turning the screw Frankie and you can keep telling everyone how we can't suss out the obviously fake posts.

      Lamer than the lamest.

      Give you a month tops kiddo...

      MMG

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    48. Schizo joe

      I did not say that about your mother. People here know I don't do that

      MMC

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    49. NEGA JOE , do you like Rainbow with Dio?

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    50. Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most money-grubbing hos in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" encounter with his own turd while hiking near the Oregon Caves.

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  9. ahm bleev thar be bigfoots abouts everwhar in Oregon cawzed misteryas happenin thar fer shure

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  10. I see two joes.never seen a big foot.

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  11. I wander if the real joe and the fake joe are the same person. One guy trying to live in up a dieing blog.

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  12. When I log-in - I just look for Orangutans...if that's what I see - I'll check back later.

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  13. 82 comments in just an hour... It's a record for BE!

    LONG LIVE FAKE JOES!!!

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    1. ^ Butthurt MMG, known also as the gay fish twin

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    2. I thought I was....

      Mulder
      Twerktard Guy
      Mike G
      DWA
      Sparklecake

      And now a gay fish twin?

      I do get around....

      Read a book fellas... ;)

      MMG

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  14. bigfoot cloaking device malfunction

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  15. I think Shawn the sham man is Joe.

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  16. One evening as the hoax went down
    And the jungle fire was burning
    A believer came a walkin
    He said blokes I'm not turning
    I'm heading to a land thats far away
    Besides the gifting fountain
    I'm headed to a land that's far away
    beside the gifting fountain
    So come with me we'll go and see
    The Bigfoot Trackway Mountain

    At the The Bigfoot Trackway Mountain
    Structures are made of sticks
    Searchers all are sleeveless
    Some pretend they're chicks
    there'll be no mustachioed hoaxers
    no settlers diary schticks
    There's a van there too
    With a jar of poo
    You can squatch all around
    In size 23 shoes
    In The Bigfoot Trackway Mountain

    At the The Bigfoot Trackway Mountain
    the science is pretty vague
    all bigfoot nests are well mapped out
    and I'm sure bigfoot lays eggs
    there be no trolls or scuffles
    no gay fish rednecks pricks
    I want to go where there ain't no hoax
    where the suits don't sag and there ain't no blow
    in the The Bigfoot Trackway Mountain

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  17. Hi I'm new to this Bigfoot world I thought I should join something cause me and my brother watched three sasqwatches eating and walking around for about 45 min this fall while fishing up north also is this mathew guy related to Rick dyer?

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    1. cya rictor .it seems im the only one that liked that show you were on,anyways better luck next time ..

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  19. Dr. Johnson. You, sir, are a complete wanker. please show us something, or go away. Hi Joe, by the way. Tim, U.K.

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  20. Editor’s Note:Dr. Matthew Ahole. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Retard world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Erection for his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing erection, he went to the public and described one of the most intense erections ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Erectile dysfunction USA.
    ANNOUNCING the 2014 TS-USA "FUNd Rising" masturbation Expedition with Dr Matthew Ahole Johnson (Sex options to choose from, but we prefer group circle masturbation, May through October near the Oregon Caves)

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