Bigfoot Causes Car Accident
According to a teenager in Ohio, bigfoot caused him to wreck his car. I have to admit this is the first time I've heard that excuse, but I'm not sure his insurance offers bigfoot coverage.
"The report stated that Sevenich told a trooper he went off the road to avoid a "creature" he described as at least seven feet tall with green glowing eyes, hairy and very well-built. When asked by the trooper if what he saw was human, Sevenich replied, "No" and said he believed it to be Bigfoot."For the entire article click here.
Magic Forest Firsting
ReplyDeleteAll this BS started right after they deleted the noon post last week. We were too hard on the sleeveless one
DeleteSchizo has complained about sleeveless comments
Must be Sleeva Jr
^ Gay fish again
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MMC
^ Gay fish himself
DeleteOhio bigfoots folks knowin tham critters ben heer fer yeers
ReplyDeleteOhio bigfoots eats U fer shure
DeleteMy butt is sore
ReplyDeletecould be GRAYs with them probing folks and taking DNA
DeleteDUDE ouch.....
Deletelike they the (GRAYS) put probes in U to track U to get U DNA.
DeleteMy anus has been gaped for a week.
DeleteShould I be concerned?
get U a magnet up there if it welts, then they got U
DeleteA man was killed last year getting hit by a teenager by a man trying to make people think he was Bigfoot. He was standing on a dark road in ghillie suit. So technically, Bigfoot has caused a wreck before. Badda bing!
ReplyDeleteearly settlers diaries speak about men riding horses that crashed with bigfoot
Deletefolklore knowin abouts bigfoots folks talks abouts tham critters fer yeers
Deletefolklore true passed down so we all can gain knowledge of things like bigfoots
DeleteHey you saw that episode of America's Book of Secrets with Ro Sahebi too!??
DeleteI thought I was the only one!!!
Peace.
The folklore about bigfoots been around for years and past down for other to take heed
DeleteSykes study is in full swing!
ReplyDeleteIn fact some of the results that were actually bigfoot he didnt include in his bigfoot documentary!
-anon joe
"Dr Sykes is quite happy to discuss the negative findings of the research so far, but the groundbreaking results from two samples means that Oxford University require him to peer review these in a paper properly. This has not stopped British based newspapers running with the assumption that 'Bigfoot' has been proven to not exist via proven bear samples."
Delete- Fringe News
"For the most part the samples he has tracked down for analysis have turned out to be known species such as humans, bears or apes; however two samples taken towards the end of his quest will "change our understanding of human history."
- Doubtful News
- the real Joe.
DeleteDo you know that your source is "doubtful news"?
Deleteyeah but official and reliable sources and newspapers doesn't talk about this because they are scared of the government conspiracy and coverup
Delete... Not quite, and yes 10:45... Yes, I do know.
Delete; )
Using doubtful news as a source to promote the existence of bigfoot = Instant pwning.
DeleteOr you can look at it that one of your own sources agknowledeges that Sykes' study has more to it than Mark Evans.
DeleteOh... And Sykes isn't trying to prove 'Bigfoot', he's trying to find living hominids and existing blood lines.
; )
Joe schools again xx
DeleteI like that song xx
DeleteHas little Frankie been at the CAPS LOCK again?
DeleteYour step daddy will put a stop to your internet shenanigans young man.
MMG
Hello MMG,glad to see you back,missed you xx
DeleteHello to the real Joe, my friend,a shout out..drop me a line Joe
DeleteHey Rum!!
DeleteGot your email man, will be in touch!
Hope you are well.
Howdy Eva, Joe & Rum.
DeleteTime to clean up this place. It stinks of troll.
MMG
yeah,I see they don't like us talking,strange group,I look foward to hearing from you Joe
DeleteThere's only one person here that is farther up their own ass than me...and that's MMG.
DeleteI guess it's time to break out the axe and chop that pedestal down swing by swing.
**TROLLANDIA ASSEMBLLLLLLLEEEE**
(Oh and Eva that was 3 different tunes I put into a medley for you ;) )
You are just a fad little Frankie.
DeleteYou don't have the guts to see this through.
I'll give you a month tops.
MMG
I don't like you hoodlums using this bigfoot blog as your only means for social interaction.
DeleteYou email each other. If that's not enough to exchange pleasantries then you need to use an app as a messaging service, What's App or Voxer are my recommendations. Both are free as well.
But you geeks just can't handle yourselves. You take every post and try to spin it into your own little Chatty Cathy threads and try to tug each other.
Well, we're sick and tired of your rubbing of elbows and dragging posts off topic.
So until you learn how to keep private conversations private, we are going to ruin it for everyone.
EVERYONE.
HAIL! HAIL! ROCK N ROLL!!
What these trolls don't understand is... You know when the real person's posting.
DeleteHey MMG.
Wow, you made him jump MMG
DeleteWhat this idiot doesn't understand is that it's not about being a carbon copy of Joe.
DeleteMan... Schizo Joe has had the biggest meltdown I've ever seen on a blog.
DeleteThe poor guy doesn't want anyone in the world saying hi to eachother... Is this the route of the problem? You want so wine to say hi to?? You want a little attention???
Man... What a meltdown, and people will joke about this forever, I along with all the others here have ten times more patience because we're more mature and intelligent.
This guy has tried it loads of times and he goes away in the end.
I am not a him.
DeleteWe are a collective group of people, male and female, tired of the same 4 people derailing every thread with their off topic personal chats.
After all those complaints put in, I'm sure Joe will tell you there are more than just 1 or 2 of us.
It's been a week now and I haven't changed my IP address once. I can't speak for the others but I'd imagine they haven't either.
The mods don't care about Joe, the mods don't care about you.
Originally there was or 3 of us but in the last few days that number has almost doubled. We have Joe posters here 24/7 365.
You forget I get paid in weed to continue doing this and I have quite the stock of adderall to keep me focused.
It's been a week, you really want to test these waters MMG??
Peace all!
such a sore head,you guys can't talk,waaaah
DeleteI'll bite,talk all you like.What can you really do besides cry?Nothing my friend
DeleteHey other Joe, just calling something a meltdown doesn't actually mean it's a meltdown but if you would enjoy playin around with that logic then bigfoot is just a bear, a misidentified bear.
DeleteBesides, you've been oblivious to information right in front of you for some time!
Where's the debate!! Where's the maturity!!! Where's the beef!!!!
Peace all!
Oh yeah,breakfast at tiffanys and roll to me,don't know the third one,very good,can't we all be friends? xx
Deletelets you and I kiss Eva to show evil Joe the true path to love
Delete"Runaround by the Blues Traveler."
DeleteNope. We can't.
All everyone asked was that you people stop using every thread here as a means to run elbows and exchange off topic pleasantries but you people can't even do that.
For the sake of an entire website and comment section, you can't contain you petty little chats to email or some other private form of communication...you have to drag it all out for the rest of us to put up with.
For that, you're all going to pay.
Okay,you do take rum,right?I don't have any weed
DeleteThankyou rumferlife,that's lovely,we'll teach evil Joe xx
DeleteMMG, Eva, rum, rush, all my friends...
DeletePlease email Shawn so that he stops this farce... if we all gather together, this absurd story will finish and the trolls will go back to their mummy's basement... please, do it
"Going to pay"...
DeleteSeriously bro... What are you going to do about it?
I gotta go Evil Joe,we'll chat more later,I consider you my new friend.You like Rush?
Delete12:43... Man, you having the biggest meltdown this blog has ever seen; oh how embarrassing for you.
DeleteEvil Joe,why you so mean?do you feel left out?you can join in if you like and we can talk about bigfoot xx
DeleteI'm willing to talk to you Schitzo Joe, what music do you like?
DeleteI'm trying to figure out who's the real Joe, who is Joe fake #1 and who is Joe fake #2
DeleteMMG
No means no are one heck of a band.
DeleteThe real Joe.
Peace.
You don't get it do you? You can't stop it now, it has branched out beyond me. I'm not pulling the strings.
DeleteEven if your pathetic little cries get my IP banned, I have an army of other IP's waiting to be used.
The more you go on off topic personal chats, the worse it's going to be.
To save your beloved blog, you aren't willing to curb your petty private conversations that shouldn't be held in public anyway?
You people are incredibly selfish, no wonder you cling to bigfoot like a religion. It's a complete social avenue for fringe riders.
So, in the end you care more about yourselves than you do about the welfare of this blog.
Just what I thought.
Can anyone else see who this is now?
DeleteOh dear... What a meltdown... What music do you like??
I listen to The Cure a lot.
DeleteI also enjoy Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, One Direction, and that fat chick from England.
Hey little Frankie...
DeleteEveryone knows your fake post from a mile off.
I give you a month. No more.
MMG
Last time he lasted about ten days.
DeleteGuys, its now time to make a new account, this time with Joes new "verified" symbol behind it. Oh you poor little baby Joe Joe. After your historic meltdown yesterday you have now tried to come up with an account that will identify yourself. But it wont happen Joe Joe. We are going to make you meltdown every day of your life Joey poo.
DeleteHe almost goy away with it. Every one knows bigfoot eye shine is red. So close
ReplyDeletelots of folks talks abouts tham bigfoot critters fer yeers
DeleteThe real question on everyones mind is... When can we have some coprophilia with Joe.... I'm ready and loaded!
ReplyDeleteHe almost goy away with it. Every one knows bigfoot eye shine is red. So close
ReplyDeleteHe would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky cops xx
DeleteWILL YOU WATCH RERUNS OF SCOOBY DOO AND OTHER EARLY ANERICAN CARTOONS WITH ME???
DeletePeace.
I would love to fake Joe,if only i knew what the word Anerican means xx
DeleteIt's the anaerobic version of American.
DeleteCommunication becomes difficult when those sausage fingers get in the way. Oh Sally,Sally what will we do with you?
Delete^ Hey gay fish (MMC), will you put Sallys sausage fingers all over me.
DeleteMatt and BOBO knows bigfoots been tracking them for years.
ReplyDeleteBOBO guru on bigfoots
DeleteDude will come off his meth-ride soon.
ReplyDeleteStand by.
ahm sayin ifn bigfoots agoin U findin trax get U a good huntin dog to trax tham critters fer shure.
DeleteD&A bestis wayz U gitin bigfoots proofd
DeleteJoe + Coprophilia + woods = a good time squatching
ReplyDeleteCoprophilia
Deletehttp://m.chicagoreader.com/chicago/dan-savage-coprophilia-mormons-gay/Content?oid=5675674
bacon + bullets + rifle + scope = bigfoot.......
Deletebigfoots in the bush fer shure
DeleteGRAYs using bigfoots so they can take DNA and take animal species for probing
ReplyDeleteIf you get All State insurance it will protect you from mayhem, like Bigfoot, at least here in Ohio
ReplyDeleteChuck
He's gonna have to pay that deductible
DeleteSmooth move, kid.
ReplyDeleteWhos we,you certainly don't have friends?And why should I care about upsetting someone who steals another persons name?
ReplyDeleteThere's actually about 6 of us.
DeleteIn one body? Shades of Sybil...you are employed in some capacity?
DeleteI get paid in weed by a former Team Tazer member. I cannot speak for the other 5.
DeleteShades of Merchant
DeleteHey rush, if i gave you a geddy lee style golden in your face, would you hold it against me???
Delete看出来的,大脚
ReplyDeleteWe shall call you NEGA JOE
DeleteHow about we vote to rename this "Joe Fitzgerald's Bigfoot Evidence (sponsored by Shawn Evidence)" ?
ReplyDeleteCool beans
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is nothing but an excuse from a teenage to get attention of the people. He got into accidents because of some other reasons, perhaps drinking, drugs or anything and now he is making it up.
ReplyDeleteRegards,