Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Alex Evans Takes Baby Bluejay (Bigfoot) to Walmart


Last year, Baby Bluejay was a hit at Bigfoot conferences and everyone seemed to have fallen in love with the doll. No one really knows what a baby Bigfoot looks like, but we bet it looks exactly like what Alex Evans is holding in her arms.



110 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Joe got pwned like his whore mother.

      Delete
    2. How can you stop the trolls shawn? Ban joe maybe????? Hahahaha

      Delete
    3. Man, Joe just got destroyed

      Delete
    4. first off when these crazy and I mean crazy women that carry these en-vogue "real baby's" around like they shot it out their folgers coffee can holes there is a serious mental problem. and then there is this woman carrying around a plastic baby chimp with hair and trying to push it off as a baby "sasquatch" is completely f-ing INSANE! and the winner in all of this is big pharma! cause loco girl makes mexican STD's ricky dyer look like matt moneymaker's new hair-doo's! on Prozac!!!

      Delete
    5. JOE IS A HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!!!!!!

      Delete
    6. ^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  2. Its just too easy.

    Bloke in a suit.

    Show us the verified evidence of bigfoot? We can do it no problem for every other species. Why not bigfoot? Too easy. Cos it don't exist.

    Royally smoked.

    The funniest thing is the footers will attempt to shoehorn anything they can to be "evidence" of bigfoot. None of it is scientificly acceptable of course but it sure does give us a hilarious circus show to watch. No complaints here. 

    Let's go back to the packham bigfoot suit that joe and the resident butthurt footer and poster boy for footer stupidity were talking about earlier. Do you really look at that and think that was a recreation of the pgf? Of course it wasn't. If it was an actual recreation attempt you'd think they would at least get the colour right. The bbc just got a costume company to make them a bigfoot suit and that is what they got. This is a classic example of one of many failed arguments put forth by the footers.

    If we want to look at a patty recreation how about we actually look at one rather than using one that clearly wasnt meant to be a patty recreation.We have 2 examples of these. We have the dfoot recreation and the blevins recreation. Both excellent examples. Blevins recreated the arm proportions perfectly but his budget was too low to get a similar style fur. Dfoots recreation showed identical "muscle" and bulk, quite excellent really. This is the same guy that made patty bleevers on the bff look like fools when he photoshopped patty onto a different background and all the bleevers said it was an obvious suit. He embarrassed them so bad they banned him and swept the whole thing under the giant footers rug of ignorance. Also lets not forget that side by side shot of a gemora butt with the patty butt. Identical.

    And anyway the whole notion of requiring an identical replication is nonsense anyway. The footers know this which is why they use it, instead of doing something like, oh I dont know, find a real life specimen that matches patty.

    Its just too easy.

    Fish in a barrel.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Joe is going to go into a full blown nuclear episode when he reads this. This totally destroys all of Joe's arguments. Joe has now been put to bed with this ultimate pwning.

      Delete
    2. Get ready for the copy and paste paragraphs by Joe. He doesnt know how to do anything else. Watch also as he will change the subject to some random thing. When Joe has no defense he changes the subject.

      Delete
    3. Got monkey suit?

      Didn't think so... Cry me a river.

      Ha ha ha ha ha!!

      Delete
    4. Too easy.

      It must be souls destroying seeing your paragraph's worth of comment be posted, only to see that in reply.

      Destroyed.

      Delete
    5. What did i tell you. Joe cant come up with anything, so he uses the monkey suit line. It really is too easy, and just shows how bad Joe is getting smoked. Then Joe types something under it like he knows how to reply, but wont b/c it will make us madder. Please Joe, lol, its so obvious. You have no defense so you just change the subject. You do it all the time. You get pwned all the time here, every day, and today is an epic example. Now, got Patty diaper butt??

      Delete
    6. Got monkey suit? Really?? Have you???

      Didn't think so.

      Your problem, not mine.

      ; )

      Delete
    7. ^^and that is what we around here call a meltdown due to lack of a intelligent rebuttal.

      Delete
    8. Stop crying... Find a monkey suit.

      Should be easy.

      Delete
    9. This joe fitz guy gets schooled on a regular basis. He's helpless without his copy/paste technique.

      Delete
    10. Joe Fitz has absolutely no reply to the paragraph above. He knows its all true, but has no rebuttal. So he is just going to ask from a monkey suit like always. Deflecting and changing the subject. Yep, this is one for the books of the all time great Pwnings of Joe.
      Joe you got it handed to you this morning. What no Sykes info to copy and paste? No patty or leapin russian rebuttal??

      Nope, just change the subject.
      Got patty diaper butt??

      Thats what i thought. Schooled beyond belief. Joe has been obliterated.

      Delete
    11. I'm actually busy, and there's nothing in that drivel I haven't blown out of the water before a million times.

      Anyway... I do have a come back that obliterates it;

      Got monkey suit?

      Delete
    12. Got dummy?

      No?

      Then Hank is real. You can't prove he isn't.

      Delete
    13. Got breathing rug?

      No?

      Then Matilda is real. You can't prove she isn't.

      Delete
    14. How about this one

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jit4U1913FE

      Produce the suit or it is real.

      You can't therefore it's real.

      Delete
    15. How about the Mark Anders bigfoot

      Got monkey suit for that one?

      Yup. Real.

      Delete
    16. Got magic monkey suit??

      No????

      Keep crying baby boy!

      Delete
    17. Hank isn't real, because he doesn't look real and we have taxidermists that have verified this. Not to mention the guy displaying him is a known hoaxer.

      Matilda isn't real... Because it's a Chewie Mask.

      Can't be bothered to look at your YouTube link, I'm busy...

      Mark Anders' Bigfoot looks photoshopped, probably is... So no suit argument there.

      Yet we have Patty in motion, beautifully highlighting your biggest meltdown...

      Got monkey suit? No?? Keep crying silly boy.

      Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

      Delete
    18. Patty isnt real because she doesnt look real and we have costume designers that have verified this.

      Just too easy.

      Delete
    19. No you don't... You don't have anyone that has passed more than a moments interest on the footage, at a time before the footage was digitalized and stabelized, and under circumstances where they would be ridiculed.

      If Patty didn't look real, you wouldn't be here trying to claw back some reassurance.

      Poor guy.

      Delete
    20. If Patty looked real, you would be helding conferences about the Bigfoot species to all the scientific community, yet you are here trying to convince some anons that it looks real

      Giganticaly schooled

      Delete
    21. What?! Ha!!

      Why would I be holding conferences? Are you alright in the head?? Patty is your biggest nightmare, remember you are here, I'm not the one coming to you with my opinion. Nothing more evident than what that footage represents than your actions. If it didn't look real, up wouldn't feel the need to convince others of it.

      Got monkey suit? Didn't think so.

      ; )

      Delete
    22. You meant as someone, you gigantic idiot

      Do I have to explain everything to your little brain?

      Delete
    23. joefitz going guerilla, joe fitz going meltdown

      Delete
    24. Dr. Nelson of Idaho State U. After analyzing the biomechanical issues of the Patterson footage, I find it very hard to believe that somebody in 1967 could have fabricated the intricacies of the soft-tissue anomaly as evidenced by the irregularity of the thigh. The understanding of biomechanics at that time was primitive at best.

      Kyle W. Council, a professional computer graphics animator offered his perspective. As part of my craft I have an intuitive sense of natural human move-ment. I animate human characters for games. When I view the P/g film, I see a mode of movement that is not human, but human like. The arm swing and movement of the shoulder girdles are clearly that of a truly massive frame. The musculature of the creature is very thick, but not restrictive to the range of motion in the shoulder joints. In the trapezius muscle group, the diamond-shaped set of muscles that anchor the shoulders, nape of the neck, and upper thoracic vertebrae, the contraction of these thick muscle sheet is clearly visible. In the cadence of the walk, the presence of great and compact body mass is evident. Also, the creature's knee, not reaching full extension, is certainly an adaptation to supporting great weight. A fully extended knee has poor resistance to twisting force. Kyle W. Council further states, "In conclusion, the reality of the film subject as an uncataloged animal is self-evident. It simply cannot be a costume; the boundaries for the human form do not even fit within the form of the creature. Furthermore the mass of the creature is so great and carried with such poise, a man could not even be trained to carry such great weight or walk bearing weight in such fashion. The muscle masses, if they had been padding, would have been static and restrictive. The presence of visible muscle contraction, the freedom of movement, and the cadence of the walk, all fully support the claim that the footage documents a living hominid outside the genus of man."

      Anon 5 16. and others. Are these the experts you are talking about because they are experts in their field and they seem to be contradicting your poorly researched thesis.

      Chuck

      Delete
    25. Bigfoot Walking Texas Sasquatch Video

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro9JIdeUivk

      Photoshop doesn't work on video.

      Produce the suit or it's real.

      Schooled.

      Delete
    26. Mike Patterson from Sasquatch Ontario is real too. Why? No profits, consistent information that doesn't stray, unbelievable audio that can't be duplicated.

      Delete
    27. LOL,i can promise you getting a tattoo is not quite the same as getting a sex change xx

      Delete
    28. Sorry Ernie,that for the link at 8:15 xx

      Delete
    29. According to Joe logic Sasquatch Ontario is 100% real.

      Delete
    30. ^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  3. Joe just cant come up with anything.. So he tries changing the subject. Joe, even your friends are laughing at how bad you got schooled by one simple paragraphs that destroyed half of your arguments you use on a daily basis. And the "im busy" excuse is pathetic. You are on here 24/7. You just got destroyed and have no defense, so you try and change the subject. Your pathetic Joe. You have lost all credibility and your theories have been blown out of the water. Your sad Joe, you cant even come up with a defense. From now on, when Joe makes any type of patty suit remark, i will save the paragraph above and paste it, b/c it destroys most of his arguments. I encourage the other trolls to save that paragraph and paste it after Joe comments as well, b/c it destroys him so well. Well done anon who did that, well done. Joe is now a shell of a man after that beating, lol

    MMG

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. 4 04 is showing severe case of delirium. Please do yourself a favor and throw away the meth, take a long sleep after spending countless days awake with these drug induced feelings of grandeur that are now metamorphosis into full blown paranoia. Those hallucinations you have been experiencing are not Joe, but simply a constant reminder of the pathetic life you live. After a long sleep check into the Betty Ford center and get well.

      Delete
    2. 4:33... That was beautiful. This meth head will either be in prison or found in the gutter before long anyway.

      I must have broken him so badly for this type if meltdown.

      Delete
    3. Joe it's pretty strange how obsessed these guys are. Look at the anger and frothing going on? Mental disorders abound.

      Delete
    4. Ernie is Joe's white knight.

      Ernie loves Joe.

      Delete
    5. ^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  4. Replies
    1. tell that to Matt and Bobo U commie

      Delete
  5. G
    O
    T

    M
    O
    N
    K
    E
    Y

    S
    U
    I
    T
    ?

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Look at em dance!!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Joe futz its TTL!! How is the weather over there right now ??

    ReplyDelete
  7. Hey ttl! Joe f we have family in poland and they were saying this winter has been way above average! Beautiful this year , how about u guys?

    ReplyDelete
  8. This a sick combination of weirdness and narcissism.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Again and again, vile, stupid comments about Joe F. Boy! he must of struck a nerve with you Anon assholes! Why don't you cowardly anon's that attack you, give your name? What are you afraid of? It's only words here.
    Joe F is probably the smartest guy on here! You Trolls can't handle his smarts or knowledge. Your "H" brain, can't handle the power of "The Joe"! He's a force that cannot be reckoned with, unless your IQ is over 165! Most of you nameless Anon's probably can't register over 50 (The Retard level)
    Most of you cowardly Anon's "slither" up from the sewers, only when Joe's around. Your Pathetic little "Girly boy" fools!

    John W. Jones Spoke
    (The real one)

    As for your Replies to me I say;
    "Yeah,Yeah, Whatever"..

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. This comment has been removed by the author.

      Delete
    2. Ernie, what side are you on?

      Delete
    3. John w jOnes !! It's ttl!! How's your book going? Did u make your deadline? Did u get the chance to take the disbeliever out to your area? How did that go? Hope all is well, have a good day sir!

      Delete
    4. ttl, it's Cory Hawk Johnny's grandson. He's been writing his books, but having trouble with his publishers! they want way more sensationalism (in other words, lie) to make the book way more exciting. But John wants to produce a how to type book first.
      about the skeptic, he's taking him out on his May's expedition. He cannot finish the second book, until he takes him out.
      the publisher's want both books finished by September 2014!
      He is not having an easy time writing it.
      Later!
      Cory Hawk Jones Spoken

      Delete
    5. Hi Cory it's Ttl! These things have a way of working out in the end, best of luck to you! All will go well best of wishes with the book and the adventure!! Ttl

      Delete
    6. Hi Corey, this is your mother Mohawk, just wanted you to tell grandad that you and him are hoaxers. Thanks

      Delete
  10. I'll throw in my usual 2 cents...

    Doesn't matter if "Patty" is real or not.

    Bigfoot's may exist regardless.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Comment of the day, well said.

      Delete
    2. Matt and Bobo agree bigfoots are real

      Delete
  11. derek randles. said he shat his pants and turned the machine off? wtf why ?

    ReplyDelete
  12. In other news, Russian men's hockey team was upset by Finland. Ouch.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Russian using Almas DNA to enhance their players in the games, they been doing it for years

      Delete
    2. ^^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  13. Russian chupacabras eats U for sure

    ReplyDelete
  14. Long time lurker here at this site. Really enjoy a lot of the stuff this blog puts up as I'm a believer. I had a sighting many years ago while out on my Honda ATV. Doubt I will ever discuss it here as the trolls are relentless. I just wanted to give a shout out to the regulars who are believers, and to also to keep up the good work.

    I've been to many blogs and forums and I don't think I've ever seen one guy (Joe) get under the skin of so many. Joe has owned all of you trolls from the get go and I hope he keeps it up. As he's stated many times, he doesn't come to you, you trolls come to him. It's pretty pathetic honestly as it's a daily trek you guys make here with some juvenile crap, mostly directed at one guy.

    As I stated above, keep up the good work here. I will continue to visit and not let these kids ruin my experience on this site. I'm sure I'm not alone in this.

    BRW

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Haha!
      Joe, how much of a pathetic and sad man you are? There is no need to continue posting anon or as ernie, we recognize you and your stupid writing style and language.

      God, what a loser!

      Delete
    2. It's pretty simple you know. This is the #1 hate ,back stabbing,lying,low life,mind fuck Bigfoot blog(trollandia).If serious just fill out the Bigfoot forum criteria and post there .

      Delete
    3. My son is a very lonely person so he occasionally creates imaginary characters and imagines to have some sort of interaction or reconnaissance with other people

      Delete
    4. Ernie is obsessed with trolls obsessed with joe, that is him

      Delete
    5. First time I posted in this blog and I got a bite fast from the obsessive one.

      BRW

      Delete
    6. ^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  15. Bigfootery is the special olympics of science and Joe is its Corky.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Russian using Almas DNA to enhance their players in the games, they been doing it for years

      Delete
    2. ^^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  16. Replies
    1. ^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  17. Latvia vs. Canada bout to kick off.

    Also,

    Czechs vs USA.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ^ MMC or Kent Obsessed with Joe obsessors

      Delete
  18. Russian using Almas DNA to enhance their players in the games, they been doing it for years

    ReplyDelete