Get This Book: Mystic Forest By Dr. Melba Ketchum
Are you a fan of the Twilight series? Well. According to Dr. Melba Ketchum, you'll probably like this book. The Bigfoot DNA expert has authored a novel and it sounds like a fantastic story based on her habituation experience. The book is about a young woman rescued by the elusive, magical forest people: "The girl is befriended by Telacki, a daughter of the fabled forest people who are ancient and magical. As a result, Gracie is ushered into a world of mystical creatures and untamed wilderness fraught with danger."
The book is the first of three or four books in the series. It's available at CreateSpace.com for $15.97. Here's what Ketchum wrote on her Facebook page about the book:
Well, the e-book is out. Here is the link: https://www.createspace.com/4501337 Remember this book was just for fun and to decompress after all the scientific hoopla. It is a fantasy but some of the things in it are real. I will leave it up to the readers to decide what is real and what is not. The real part, I have either experienced or habituators I know well have experienced it. It is more along the lines of Twilight, so those who are expecting serious reading, forget it! It's a lot of fun, danger and adventure though. I have had quite a few men read it and they all liked it, I was shocked! I thought I was aiming at a female audience. Those that want hard cover or soft cover, can order them at www.melbaketchum.com and you should have the soft cover in about a week and a half. I should be in receipt of the hard cover edition from the printer within two weeks so I would allow 2 and a half weeks for delivery of those. If you want them signed, PM me. You will also be able to find them on Amazon in 5-7 days. Thanks for supporting this project. It hopefully will put a positive spin on our forest people for a change.
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ReplyDelete^^ hey, you up there! ^^
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"Mystic Forest Wishes- the Joe Fitzgerald Story"
DeleteEnter a world of mystical creatures and untamed wilderness fraught with annoying Welshmen. Travel with Joe, his psychosomatic sidekick Mike and their friend, a small but annoying talking lemur named MMG, as they loathe and lament their mission to clean up all of the crap deposited by the repulsive and humorous trolls that plague their wonderland.
Sounds legit.
DeleteHey Harry!!! I'm still laughing at the speed boat part of the other one!!!!
Deleteprobably more factual than her silly DNA paper
DeleteWhat chapter does the horse hair braiding and mind raping occur?
DeleteEvery single one.
DeleteIt's a pop up picture book. When you open it, a giant spring loaded turd pops out and hits you in the face....and you'll like it. For an extra $17,5000, you can send that turd to Wales for DNA testing.
DeleteWA
... The DNA sequence would come back 100% WA brain tissue.
DeleteMakes so much sense.
Always the turd with the last word. So, you've got that going for ya.
DeleteThe footers are all trying hard to ignore that Ketchum ws their champion not that long ago. Idiots like Joe hook their wagon to any Pied Piper that tells them what they want to hear.
DeleteCry me a river boo-hoo boy... You one sad SOB.
Delete8:20...
DeleteLucky for you she did a whole bunch of naughty that tarnished her work. You won't have to wait long for some credible results though... Something to get all worried about.
Hello Joe,here's something you might like xx
Deletehttp://humansarefree.com/2014/01/the-ancient-elongated-skulls-are-not.html#more
Ketchum's crash and burn was a watershed for the bigfoot community, from which they will never recover.
DeleteWill check it out Eva, thanks darling!
Delete8:41...
Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Honinid Project... Something to digest for you.
; )
... that as for now has brought to the table... well, nothing.
DeleteThat's all I can smell is bums to be honest.
DeleteWe know you're habituated to smell asses, but all I can see is no Bigfoot, sorry if I trust scientific community over you
Delete^^^^^ Man Joe keeps getting Pwned. I wonder if someones bum peed in your face Joe. Would you hold it against them????
DeleteE PLURIBUS UNUM
ReplyDeleteThis is a different one joe
......hello, harry.........
Deleteball boy
Good morning
DeleteCan't spell bitches shcool
Been in knife fights and showin me the scar bitches lol that shit too much
DeleteBANDINI !!!!!!!
Deleter u callin me a bitch, harry?
Deleteball boy
What's goin on joe that shits funny right
DeleteWhat no
DeleteMan... Seriously funny!!!
DeleteJoe "Astroglide" Fitzgerald
DeleteLooney fucking toons
ReplyDeleteMental redardation is no laughing matter
Knot rAchet nuFF
DeleteThanks for yesterday randy,did i tell you my urine is fizzy,great with a slice of lemon xx
ReplyDeletewhen gonna let me pull them panties down, eva?
DeleteI'm not wearing any,just feeling the breeze lol xx
Deletelol.. too cute! can't get mad at me for asking, can you?
Delete; ) xx
DeleteFizzy with lime and two shots of Boodles. That's like Hula-Girl's tastes like cherry bubble gum A_HUM!
DeleteThat cover really really sucks. Never use that font for all caps (or anything else except maybe your kids' birthday invitation).
ReplyDeleteThat cover is the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community.
DeleteThis book is a joke, right? This isn't really true, is it?
ReplyDeletemaybe it's a misprint- should be Mystic Forest Bitches
DeleteIf you haven't read Virginia Wade's Cum for Bigfoot anthology you haven't lived.
Oh, it's true alright.
DeleteMystic Deep Sea Self Aware Disembodied Taterhole Fishes
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Where you been?
DeleteAny minute now Daniel will be posting a link to his mystic forest.
ReplyDeleteI've been around.
ReplyDeleteWA
... Sniffing bums.
Deletenow i see why melbas dna fiasco failed. she got here fantasy world and her real world mixed up. do not fret it happens to alot of people.
ReplyDeleteKook.
ReplyDeleteJust seen Bigfoot running the Houston Marathon. The dude was running a scorching pace. All the women was checking him out.
ReplyDeleteMelba was chasing him hollering mind rape me mind rape me.
DeletePJ was strapped on his back in one of those baby carriers yelling Vrrrroooooooom.....Vrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quite a sight to see.
DeleteRunning a marathon. LMAO!!
DeleteWere Joe and Bill Munns analyzing his muscles??
DeleteI liked Mystic Forest Pizza.
ReplyDeleteI like Van Morrison's Into the Mystic Forest Peoples' taterholes. Great tune.
DeleteDoes the title of this post mean "Get this book and read it" or "Get a load of this book"?
ReplyDeleteYes, this book sure is a load.
DeleteShe is a type of hack writer.
ReplyDelete^
DeleteYou're a type of gay.
knows all about it ^
DeleteI hope nobody wakes up "sore" in her book.
ReplyDeleteThe title sounds like porn, I'm guessing there will be plenty of fuel for smack talk.
DeleteI there was any question prior, there shouldn't be now. What a whore.
ReplyDeleteKetchum on top of it.
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