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Sunday, January 19, 2014

Get This Book: Mystic Forest By Dr. Melba Ketchum


Are you a fan of the Twilight series? Well. According to Dr. Melba Ketchum, you'll probably like this book. The Bigfoot DNA expert has authored a novel and it sounds like a fantastic story based on her habituation experience. The book is about a young woman rescued by the elusive, magical forest people: "The girl is befriended by Telacki, a daughter of the fabled forest people who are ancient and magical. As a result, Gracie is ushered into a world of mystical creatures and untamed wilderness fraught with danger."

The book is the first of three or four books in the series. It's available at CreateSpace.com for $15.97. Here's what Ketchum wrote on her Facebook page about the book:
Well, the e-book is out. Here is the link: https://www.createspace.com/4501337 Remember this book was just for fun and to decompress after all the scientific hoopla. It is a fantasy but some of the things in it are real. I will leave it up to the readers to decide what is real and what is not. The real part, I have either experienced or habituators I know well have experienced it. It is more along the lines of Twilight, so those who are expecting serious reading, forget it! It's a lot of fun, danger and adventure though. I have had quite a few men read it and they all liked it, I was shocked! I thought I was aiming at a female audience. Those that want hard cover or soft cover, can order them at www.melbaketchum.com and you should have the soft cover in about a week and a half. I should be in receipt of the hard cover edition from the printer within two weeks so I would allow 2 and a half weeks for delivery of those. If you want them signed, PM me. You will also be able to find them on Amazon in 5-7 days. Thanks for supporting this project. It hopefully will put a positive spin on our forest people for a change.

67 comments:

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    1. ^^ hey, you up there! ^^

      ball boy

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    2. "Mystic Forest Wishes- the Joe Fitzgerald Story"

      Enter a world of mystical creatures and untamed wilderness fraught with annoying Welshmen. Travel with Joe, his psychosomatic sidekick Mike and their friend, a small but annoying talking lemur named MMG, as they loathe and lament their mission to clean up all of the crap deposited by the repulsive and humorous trolls that plague their wonderland.

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    3. Hey Harry!!! I'm still laughing at the speed boat part of the other one!!!!

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    4. probably more factual than her silly DNA paper

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    5. What chapter does the horse hair braiding and mind raping occur?

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    6. It's a pop up picture book. When you open it, a giant spring loaded turd pops out and hits you in the face....and you'll like it. For an extra $17,5000, you can send that turd to Wales for DNA testing.

      WA

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    7. ... The DNA sequence would come back 100% WA brain tissue.

      Makes so much sense.

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    8. Always the turd with the last word. So, you've got that going for ya.

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    9. The footers are all trying hard to ignore that Ketchum ws their champion not that long ago. Idiots like Joe hook their wagon to any Pied Piper that tells them what they want to hear.

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    10. Cry me a river boo-hoo boy... You one sad SOB.

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    11. 8:20...

      Lucky for you she did a whole bunch of naughty that tarnished her work. You won't have to wait long for some credible results though... Something to get all worried about.

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    12. Hello Joe,here's something you might like xx
      http://humansarefree.com/2014/01/the-ancient-elongated-skulls-are-not.html#more

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    13. Ketchum's crash and burn was a watershed for the bigfoot community, from which they will never recover.

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    14. Will check it out Eva, thanks darling!

      8:41...

      Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Honinid Project... Something to digest for you.

      ; )

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    15. ... that as for now has brought to the table... well, nothing.

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    16. That's all I can smell is bums to be honest.

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    17. We know you're habituated to smell asses, but all I can see is no Bigfoot, sorry if I trust scientific community over you

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    18. ^^^^^ Man Joe keeps getting Pwned. I wonder if someones bum peed in your face Joe. Would you hold it against them????

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  2. Looney fucking toons

    Mental redardation is no laughing matter

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  3. Thanks for yesterday randy,did i tell you my urine is fizzy,great with a slice of lemon xx

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    1. when gonna let me pull them panties down, eva?

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    2. I'm not wearing any,just feeling the breeze lol xx

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    3. lol.. too cute! can't get mad at me for asking, can you?

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    4. Fizzy with lime and two shots of Boodles. That's like Hula-Girl's tastes like cherry bubble gum A_HUM!

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  4. That cover really really sucks. Never use that font for all caps (or anything else except maybe your kids' birthday invitation).

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    1. That cover is the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community.

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  5. This book is a joke, right? This isn't really true, is it?

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    1. maybe it's a misprint- should be Mystic Forest Bitches

      If you haven't read Virginia Wade's Cum for Bigfoot anthology you haven't lived.

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    2. Oh, it's true alright.

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  6. Mystic Deep Sea Self Aware Disembodied Taterhole Fishes

    WangAnus

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  7. Any minute now Daniel will be posting a link to his mystic forest.

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  8. now i see why melbas dna fiasco failed. she got here fantasy world and her real world mixed up. do not fret it happens to alot of people.

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  9. Just seen Bigfoot running the Houston Marathon. The dude was running a scorching pace. All the women was checking him out.

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    1. Melba was chasing him hollering mind rape me mind rape me.

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    2. PJ was strapped on his back in one of those baby carriers yelling Vrrrroooooooom.....Vrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quite a sight to see.

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    3. Running a marathon. LMAO!!

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    4. Were Joe and Bill Munns analyzing his muscles??

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  10. I liked Mystic Forest Pizza.

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    1. I like Van Morrison's Into the Mystic Forest Peoples' taterholes. Great tune.

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  11. Does the title of this post mean "Get this book and read it" or "Get a load of this book"?

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  12. She is a type of hack writer.

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  13. I hope nobody wakes up "sore" in her book.

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    1. The title sounds like porn, I'm guessing there will be plenty of fuel for smack talk.

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  14. I there was any question prior, there shouldn't be now. What a whore.

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