Breakdown - The Craven Bigfoot Video

Phil Poling of Parabreakdown does his thing once again with this great breakdown of the brand new Craven Bigfoot Video. This is one of the best bigfoot videos to come out in a long time. Check out Phil's breakdown to see what he thinks.



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  1. Bigfoots are truer than fiction guaranteed

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    1. Bigfoots are real asks Matt Moneymaker

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    2. watch out fer 3 toed critters – tham beez skoocooms

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  2. I can't stand the way this guy talks, like he's telling a story on an afterschool special.

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    1. He thinks that he is of a higher intelligence than everyone. He also loves to hear his own mouth spew.

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  3. phil is wrong on this .wrong wrong wrong
    its better than anything in quite sometime. his research fails on all levels.

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    1. Yet still you get nothing. No wonder this video is so well liked.

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    2. he's wrong
      why would you film your buddy going to take a piss?

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    3. he says there is nowhere to hide in this area as the BF disappears completely from view in a matter of seconds.

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    4. any video that phil (tiny) poling reviews exept for team tazer.clips are all faked or misidentified. geez thought we all new that.

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    5. I was unaware that the term "we" must be clarified when referencing yourself and someone with you. (In my uneducated mind, that would be we.) Also, Pill, I mean, Phil says that there is absolutely nowhere for a sasquatch to hide in this area while one of the screen shots shows a home/business with rolling hills and foliage in the background.

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    1. ^^^Ladies and gentlemen, we present:

      The Idol of the Idiotti

      The King of the Clowns

      The Duke of the Dingbats

      The Lord of the Lunkheads

      The Count of the Crazies

      The Monarch of the Morons

      The Prince of the Prats

      The Sovereign of the Simpletons

      The Chief of the Chumps

      The Leader of the Lunatics

      The Emperor of the Emptyheads

      It's BEB's very own nonsensical 'bloke in a suit'!

      Let's hear it for 'bloke in a suit'!

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    2. Ouch!

      That 'Bloke in a Suit' genius has been pounded all day... That was pretty much the icing on the cake.

      Peace.

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    3. 10.26 is my favourite poster after joe of course

      its the resident butthurt footer that is obsessed with jref, buttplugs and mechanical arm extension

      these guys provide endless comedy, im pretty sure its an act because no one can be that stupid, and to that I say good job, good job

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    4. ^ didn't you get your arss handed to you on the precious thread?

      Good job, good job...

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    5. 10:26 is my favorite poster here. He may be delusional and lost in his head but at least he's creative and original. Ol' Joseph could learn a thing or three from him.

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    6. The only poster that sucks more than 1026 .is you 1231. Maybe you can learn a thing or four from the mirrior. Lol. Pop goes the weasel.weasel. big doris.

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    7. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?? I'M Big Doris not YOU ^ . BIG DORIS !!

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  5. HAS HE EVER CONFIRMED AT LEAST ONE VIDEO IS REAL?

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  6. Wow! Phill that's just apart of the video, and they were closer st the beginning of the video he just doesnt want to show it all cause it's at his friends house in there driveway and he never got the ok, still can't wait for the Canadian guy to see this lol

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  7. Phil questions the stupidest things - if the guy stayed in his car, Phil would have said, "Why did he stay in his car? Why didn't he get out for a better shot?" I get that he's looking for inconsistencies, and he is usually good at it, but it seems to me if someone had an actual legitimate bigfoot encounter and captured authentic video, Phil's breakdown would sound just like this one and end with "It looks like someone in an auburn hoody to me."

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    1. I would tell every member of my family to STFU while I'm recording or I'm throwing your ass outside the car and yelling free food.

      Suck it, Phil!

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  8. Drones - get U the bigfoot evidence with GPS to track that bigfoot

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  9. I pointed out earlier that the area is suspect, however I was able to find several other reports in the SK prairrie areas. Also Craven is at the lower end of the largest lake in southern SK, that being Lake Mtn. Lake, which is almost 60 miles long and north of this area is getting into the Prince Albert Wilderness, so there is a corridor.

    Phils analysis is poor at best. Right now it is inconclusive and will remain so.
    Chuck

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    1. I've heard of Prince Albert in a can, but never in a wilderness.

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    2. If Pill says that this is a guy in a hoodie and the person filming staged it then it must be true. Also, If Pill said that there is no place for a bigfoot to hide then you are obviously hoaxing about a lake being there unless this guy pissed so much in the video that he created a lake. Pill said so.

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    3. Im happy you get it. Ya little weasel.

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  10. There are lots of Bigfoot sightings in areas with little cover. Research both possibilities Phil = increased credibility.

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  11. BEWARES bigfoots like chupacabras comes out @ night to hunt

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  12. Lets see. He gigged them on not talking while filming, getting out of the car to film, writing "we" instead off "my family" and picked selective photos to show the terrain. That's as far as I got. The dumbass "breaking down" this video might qualify for a service dog. He's surely too stupid to negotiate the real world without help of some kind. A fat bigfoot version of the comic book guy wouldn't be my first choice to learn anything about the outdoors. Considering the time he spends in the basement dripping onion dip and Mountain Dew on his keyboard, I doubt he mows the lawn. Forget looking for bigfoot. I imagine the only successful breakdowns he accomplishes involves chairs. Get a Bowflex. Hell, go for a walk. Anything.

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    1. Ha-ha-ha, hootee-hoot-hoot. I agree T-totally!!

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  13. Appalachian Investigators of Mysterious Sightings will get to the bottom of the bigfoot cryptic

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  14. What a bunch of butthurt footers. Phil tears apart your magic monkey man footage and you just can't handle it. Seems like they could easily give more information on the sighting, or hell even try to recreate it and give us a size comparison. I wonder why they won't do that? And no, don't give me the "anonymity" excuse.

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  15. Well gee Phill you must think that all Illinois sightings are full of shit also. Plus, as far as cover goes, that object had no problem disappearing into the tall grass, which is very common in that area. Not to mention small drainages, canyons, arroyos. As you state deer are plentiful. What about the physical aspects of the object? Instead you launch into a geographical lesson and what if's about the family. Maybe he was standing outside the vehicle and the family was inside. I don't know, a lot of bullshit hyperbole if you ask me.

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    1. " you must think that all Illinois sightings are full of shit also"

      Sorry to have to tell you but they are.

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  16. This was in the Canadian guys driveway lol, it's to bad u guys couldn't see the first part when his wife ran buy it on her way in from a run, was to funny!

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