BigfootWeekend September Expedition

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Classic Breakdown: Blanket Squatch


Another funny classic from the Parabreakdown files. Watch and enjoy:



33 comments:

  1. You'll Get Blanket and Like it.

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    1. I hardly believe this is a carpet.

      The compliant gait, little to no neck, clear saggital crest, prominent brow ridge and Mid Tarsal Breaks, not to mention the general behaviour (Why would a human film themselves doing this. Theres nothing to gain!), lead me to believe this is a Sasquatch.

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    2. Yeah, you're right. I see it now, definitely a giant hairy monster person. Good call.

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  2. Haven't you ever seen a squatch with IBS?

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  3. Somebody surely must have gone on an expedition to get this footage. What expedition was this?

    Excuse me.. going for an expedition to the bathroom..

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  4. If these breakdowns were paper, I wouldn't wipe my ass with them.

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  5. Joe got pwned like DW Lee by John Phillips

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    1. the last post was epic

      joe flailing around like a lunatic trying to justify a fantasy that consists of a monkey man that knows what a camera is

      the men in white coats will be along shortly

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    2. Will you join me in a class action suit? I'm suing sasquatch. For breaking my heart!

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    3. I'm suing Sharon H. for breaking my heart.

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  6. Best evidence I've seen for Sasquatch in years.

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    1. im super serial

      one day I rid the world of manbearpig and every one will say thank you DWA you are super awesome

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    2. James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron...

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    3. Shut up you disgusting oaf! Or I'll dispatch you like I did the Algonquin Park Sasquatch with my Magic Missile Attack!

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  7. be honest now... how many people printed off a copy of the dna paper so they could wipe their ass on it?

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  8. DIAPER butters and wookie costumes, the facepalms of the BFF butthurt footers forever

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    1. Everyone knows the Diaper Butters are the brokeback busted hairy butt obsessed skeptards on constant Diaper Duty.

      You didn't make any sense.

      Ergo, you made no point.

      That must be a satisfying feeling. Mmm, mmm good!

      Oh, maybe this is our local bloke-in-suit-bungler.

      Yeah, that would makes sense; the post above demonstrates about the same stupidity level.

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    2. I'm Ergo and I told you to quit using my name.

      Dumbass.

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  9. As convincing as the ton of other unconvincing shit. But then, bigfooters are dumber than a sack of hammers. This is real to them.

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  10. i shoot at competitions every Saturday. 25 yards with a 300 Mag. 300 Mag would waste anything you have

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    1. .25 yards is like 9 inches I can spurt further than that

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  11. I served on the USS Missouri. We could take out a squatch at 20 miles. 1 1/2 inch group to boot.

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  12. My dad flew on the Enola Gay. Dropped "Little Boy" on Hiroshima. He could drop a test bomb into a 1 1/2 inch group from 30,000 feet.

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    1. I could knock a bucket of piss onto the head of a bigfoot with my Nerf gun if he tried to break into my room.

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  13. I am a good shot but get 10 inch groups with my 223 at 100 yards. how is it possible for MJA to get 1.5 inch groups at 1000 yards with a 7MM Ultra Mag

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  14. You guys do realize that you are talking about shooting at nothing and liking it, as it pertains to Sasquatch, right?

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