I want to watch this show so bad

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Please let this be real: "The ocean is big but it's not nearly big enough for these two clam diggers, and they'll stop at nothing to be crowned king of the clams. Dig into their competitive and high stakes world as they battle over clams, territory, and more clams. Clam Kings, premiering this September 17th, at 9/8C. It'll be one shell of a good time."



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  1. Fozzie Monday, July 15, 2013 at 10:06:00 PM PDT

    first

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    1. Fozzie Monday, July 15, 2013 at 10:07:00 PM PDT

      I officially have no life. :(

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    2. TravisMonday, July 15, 2013 at 10:26:00 PM PDT

      Try applying at Denny's

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    3. CyndiMonday, July 15, 2013 at 10:38:00 PM PDT

      Another blatant example of the white male patriarchy dominating and subjugating the nature world. There are so many things wrong with this I hardly know where to begin. Firstly, this show is racist and sexist. There is no attempt to be inclusive of womyn, people of color, or transgendered people. It's about time we had equal representation of all members of society. Equality, it's just what a decent human being stands for.

      Secondly, these horrible beastly men are not even trying to attempt to be vegans. They are dominating the natural world and practising 'specism'. They have no business violating the rights of clams. Clams can't speak for themselves, so it's up to conscious people to speak up for them. Non vegans are evil, and are destroying the world. This should be obvious to anybody with a brain.

      Thirdly, they want to be Kings. Kings are historically subjugators who had womyn beheaded and dominated the lands of the people of color. This is a vile title to pursue in the day and age.

      I'm immediately going to contact the SPLC and have this show taken off the air.

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    4. TravisMonday, July 15, 2013 at 10:44:00 PM PDT

      Insert sexist clam joke here

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, July 16, 2013 at 10:51:00 AM PDT

      What a guys favorite kind of clam ???


      MMC

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  2. AnonymousMonday, July 15, 2013 at 10:06:00 PM PDT

    first... fish eyes

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  3. AnonymousMonday, July 15, 2013 at 10:08:00 PM PDT

    nice tie... 10:06:00.... beauty eh !

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  4. AnonymousMonday, July 15, 2013 at 11:02:00 PM PDT

    Cyndi... I speak for all clams when I say.... WTF are you talking about ?? clams rights... womyn ?... off with her head, I say.

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, July 16, 2013 at 4:53:00 AM PDT

    Cyndi is cukoo.

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, July 16, 2013 at 9:54:00 PM PDT

    SPLC? Is that society for the prevention of looney chicks?

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