Getting a dangerous kiss like this is awesome and terrifying at the same time. If going on an African safari, don't forget about your extra pants and underwear.
It's about time this blog started getting progressive. Inter species love is just as valid as any other love. Now that we've won the battle for gay marriage, we need to begin working of validating relationships like this. The lifestyle choices of these partners should be respected and celebrated.
Whoa, there fella: you're overstating the positives a bit.. There are negatives within the film, too. Having said that, I will also say : The famous bulging right calf looks good, but one can counter that there is something off about its location and its contraction with respect to the foot motion...I too get an impression of "denseness" or "heaviness" but that is impossible to quantify and difficult to express qualitatively: its a subjective impression...
I would rather read a novel about the Leaping Yeti collectively written by PJ, MMG and Bronson than see one more GD "first, anit-first,false first or pwned" posted on here.I think both sides of the Sasquatch debate can agree on this....at least some of them.
BobG didnt attend the first viewing cause he came home with the clap.
That poor ole lying polecat was at home pissing razor blades while the think tank was hunkered down like hitler in a bunker in Pattersons fucking living room.
..lol..It was Al DeAtley's basement, but the others most have asked Roger and Al where Gimlin was: "We really would like to get his impression-maybe even question him without you in the room, Roger"
"Sorry, men. He hooked up with a whore at the airport when I was delivering the film to the secret pilot for delivery to the double-secret clandestine development laboratory..."
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteLightning quick!! I'm out of my league here.
Delete..Thanks...You'll get there, keep at it...
DeleteI remember penetrating my first taterhole like it was yesterday.
Delete^ You forgot to write.."good times, good times..."
DeleteFigured it was implied.
Delete...true, my bad..
DeleteIt's about time this blog started getting progressive. Inter species love is just as valid as any other love. Now that we've won the battle for gay marriage, we need to begin working of validating relationships like this. The lifestyle choices of these partners should be respected and celebrated.
DeleteFailed again! Well, nice false first, I guess. Wolf
ReplyDelete^yet another fantastic false first, congrats to wolf!!
ReplyDeleteGot monkey?
ReplyDeleteNa no monkey out there
DeleteGot miraculous magical mythical monkey suit complete with bones, tendons, muscles, flesh, mass?
DeleteWe hope you are enjoying your nothing.
Whoa, there fella: you're overstating the positives a bit.. There are negatives within the film, too. Having said that, I will also say : The famous bulging right calf looks good, but one can counter that there is something off about its location and its contraction with respect to the foot motion...I too get an impression of "denseness" or "heaviness" but that is impossible to quantify and difficult to express qualitatively: its a subjective impression...
DeleteWill a romantic gorilla do? Wolf
ReplyDeleteThank you Anon 3:58. I tried. Wolf
ReplyDeleteThey cut it right before Smeja showed up and shot it in the face.
ReplyDeleteHe was off shooting its kids. They shouldn't exist.
DeleteGetting a kiss from a gorilla would be awesome and terrifying depending on what it was eating beforehand.
ReplyDeleteMe Taug. Me eat own poop. Me beastie. Me do that thing.
DeleteBEASTIE why don't you have another beastie feed you your own poop off the tip of his...
DeleteThat comment left a bad taste in my mouth.
Delete^more Shit Eating Gorilla less everything else please...thank you
DeleteShit Eating Gorilla is one the most credible people in the bigfooting community
Delete..lol..Welcome back shot eating gorilla, its been awhile..
DeleteA little birdie told me that Bigfoot will be proven to exist in the next few days.
ReplyDeleteYour little birdie of yours must be a Tardinal
DeleteYou have mentioned this little birdie before but I don't remember big news panning out afterward. I hope it's different this time.
DeleteIt's never different. You must be new here. I'll make it really simple for you. You'll get nothing and like it....that is all. Oh, and Welcome!
DeleteBuckle up folks !
DeleteI would rather read a novel about the Leaping Yeti collectively written by PJ, MMG and Bronson than see one more GD "first, anit-first,false first or pwned" posted on here.I think both sides of the Sasquatch debate can agree on this....at least some of them.
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"anti"
DeleteYes we can unite on that front. All sides and inbetweeners are sick of it.
DeleteSharon Shill got fired? Do tell!
Delete..Ahhh you guys are butt-hurt..next time I win, I'll leave out the "haha"...That's just going to make me faster though..
DeleteFirst!
DeleteBobG didnt attend the first viewing cause he came home with the clap.
ReplyDeleteThat poor ole lying polecat was at home pissing razor blades while the think tank was hunkered down like hitler in a bunker in Pattersons fucking living room.
..lol..It was Al DeAtley's basement, but the others most have asked Roger and Al where Gimlin was:
Delete"We really would like to get his impression-maybe even question him without you in the room, Roger"
"Sorry, men. He hooked up with a whore at the airport when I was delivering the film to the secret pilot for delivery to the double-secret clandestine development laboratory..."
I wanna see Al DeAtley cuntpunch Bill Munns. Is that wrong?
ReplyDelete^
DeleteThe mentality of a Randi minion.
^ the B.O. of a footer
DeleteI didn't know Bill Munns had a cunt...I'll have to completely rethink his analysis of the PGF
Delete^
DeleteRandi minion ?
^ never mastered wiping
DeleteI'm a cryptobovineologistlinguist not a primatologist.
ReplyDeleteTMZ is now reporting of high level talks to replace deceased dingus Cory Monteith with the ruggedly handsome Tim Fasano.
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteWe've put up with all of this footer spooge long enough.
ReplyDeleteHula girl. NOW!
Internet is 90% porn, go somewhere else.
Delete^^why shouldn't bigfoot be 90% porn?
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