Monday, July 15, 2013

For His 60th Birthday, Man Gets a Terrifying Kiss From a Gorilla


Getting a dangerous kiss like this is awesome and terrifying at the same time. If going on an African safari, don't forget about your extra pants and underwear.



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    1. Lightning quick!! I'm out of my league here.

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    2. ..Thanks...You'll get there, keep at it...

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    3. I remember penetrating my first taterhole like it was yesterday.

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    4. ^ You forgot to write.."good times, good times..."

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    5. Figured it was implied.

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    6. It's about time this blog started getting progressive. Inter species love is just as valid as any other love. Now that we've won the battle for gay marriage, we need to begin working of validating relationships like this. The lifestyle choices of these partners should be respected and celebrated.

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    1. ^yet another fantastic false first, congrats to wolf!!

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    2. Thank you Anon 3:58. I tried. Wolf

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  3. Failed again! Well, nice false first, I guess. Wolf

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    1. Na no monkey out there

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    2. Edward Frankfurt Francisco Guido Gianna the FourthMonday, July 15, 2013 at 5:45:00 PM PDT

      Got miraculous magical mythical monkey suit complete with bones, tendons, muscles, flesh, mass?

      We hope you are enjoying your nothing.

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    3. Whoa, there fella: you're overstating the positives a bit.. There are negatives within the film, too. Having said that, I will also say : The famous bulging right calf looks good, but one can counter that there is something off about its location and its contraction with respect to the foot motion...I too get an impression of "denseness" or "heaviness" but that is impossible to quantify and difficult to express qualitatively: its a subjective impression...

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  5. Will a romantic gorilla do? Wolf

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  6. They cut it right before Smeja showed up and shot it in the face.

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    1. He was off shooting its kids. They shouldn't exist.

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  7. Getting a kiss from a gorilla would be awesome and terrifying depending on what it was eating beforehand.

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    1. Me Taug. Me eat own poop. Me beastie. Me do that thing.

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    2. BEASTIE why don't you have another beastie feed you your own poop off the tip of his...

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    3. ^more Shit Eating Gorilla less everything else please...thank you

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    4. Shit Eating Gorilla is one the most credible people in the bigfooting community

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    5. ..lol..Welcome back shot eating gorilla, its been awhile..

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  8. A little birdie told me that Bigfoot will be proven to exist in the next few days.

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    1. Your little birdie of yours must be a Tardinal

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    2. You have mentioned this little birdie before but I don't remember big news panning out afterward. I hope it's different this time.

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    3. It's never different. You must be new here. I'll make it really simple for you. You'll get nothing and like it....that is all. Oh, and Welcome!

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  9. I would rather read a novel about the Leaping Yeti collectively written by PJ, MMG and Bronson than see one more GD "first, anit-first,false first or pwned" posted on here.I think both sides of the Sasquatch debate can agree on this....at least some of them.

    YGNALI

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    1. Yes we can unite on that front. All sides and inbetweeners are sick of it.

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    2. Sharon Shill got fired? Do tell!

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    3. ..Ahhh you guys are butt-hurt..next time I win, I'll leave out the "haha"...That's just going to make me faster though..

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  10. BobG didnt attend the first viewing cause he came home with the clap.

    That poor ole lying polecat was at home pissing razor blades while the think tank was hunkered down like hitler in a bunker in Pattersons fucking living room.

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    1. ..lol..It was Al DeAtley's basement, but the others most have asked Roger and Al where Gimlin was:
      "We really would like to get his impression-maybe even question him without you in the room, Roger"

      "Sorry, men. He hooked up with a whore at the airport when I was delivering the film to the secret pilot for delivery to the double-secret clandestine development laboratory..."

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  11. I wanna see Al DeAtley cuntpunch Bill Munns. Is that wrong?

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    1. ^
      The mentality of a Randi minion.

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    2. ^ the B.O. of a footer

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    3. I didn't know Bill Munns had a cunt...I'll have to completely rethink his analysis of the PGF

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    4. ^ never mastered wiping

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  12. I'm a cryptobovineologistlinguist not a primatologist.

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  13. TMZ is now reporting of high level talks to replace deceased dingus Cory Monteith with the ruggedly handsome Tim Fasano.

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  14. We've put up with all of this footer spooge long enough.

    Hula girl. NOW!

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    1. Internet is 90% porn, go somewhere else.

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    2. ^^why shouldn't bigfoot be 90% porn?

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