Breaking: "Superman" to Host Spike TV's 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty
This is awesome news! The much anticipated 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty show is going to be hosted by Dean Cain, a.k.a Superman from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Though it's unclear how Cain landed the opportunity to host a Bigfoot reality show, we're pretty stoked that Finding Bigfoot will finally have a competition when the show airs 6 months from now. According to TV Guide, Cain will serve as "expedition leader":
In 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, which premieres January 2014, nine teams of "lifelong Bigfoot hunters" and big game hunters travel through the Pacific Northwest and use a state-of-the-art mobile DNA lab to find Sasquatch. Each week they'll travel to a different Bigfoot "hot zone" in the U.S.
The cash prize is underwritten by Lloyd's of London. Cain will serve as "expedition leader."
Peace!
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^^^^ got a life boy. ? <:{o
DeleteWho's got the wood ape?
DeleteWhat the heck??!! A Welshman is first? This is entirely unacceptable! An American should be first, always!
DeleteIt's always acceptable when a credulous loser firsts.
DeleteI'd LMAO if one of the teams on this TV show found a guy name Joe Fitzgerald wearing a Patty costume.
DeleteThank you.
DeleteThat's where SWP has been.And Dick Ryder is jealous as shit.
DeleteI hope somebody wins.
ReplyDeleteIf you define winning as getting pwned on cable television, yes.
DeleteI hope I win! I've been using the Bigfoot retirement plan for 3 years now.
DeleteBigfoot retirement plan? I hope that you're in your teens.
DeleteI had a Class F sighting last week. Bipedal form crossing the road. I figured it was just some dude. But when I got there, nothing but solid corn for a quarter mile in either direction. There was nowhere for the dude to be!
DeleteMaybe it was Randall Flagg
DeleteThat's nothing, I had a class G sighting. I saw some woods.
DeleteNice "The Stand" reference their, Travis.
DeleteI vote bill munns to play superman in the next movie!!!
ReplyDeleteHis moob sweat can fuel a fighter jet.
Deletesuperman was NOT a man in a costume
ReplyDeletethere is NO way a man in a costume could move as fluidly as that and even FLY!!!
just take a look at the many contradictions of dean cain who claims to have worn the suit!!!
just look at the muscle tone and groin area bulge that is simply NOT a man in a suit, its the REAL deal and you cant prove otherwise
superman is a real alien superhero
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Well put my good sir. Now if SCIENCE would just do it's job we could prove this.
DeleteHe is very handsome in person... I know... I waited on him at my restaurant at the Hard Rock Hotel a couple years ago... and he is very good to the gays. A total flirt. Total tease. Can't wait to see him on this show. :o)
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DeleteRick Dyer was saying he was gonna put hands on you, Rictor! Is that true?
DeleteOh Gawd. Refresh my memory. Who is that guy?
DeleteThe show was announced about a year and a half ago. In the article I read it was stated that the producers hoped to cast a diverse, and sometimes eccentric, group of teams...One team consists of Coney Island based sideshow performers-a midget and a snake charmer I recall...
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh HARD! Made my day!
DeleteHard, eh?!
Delete...lol..Glad I made your day..
DeleteIt would be better if it was hosted by Kwai Chang Caine.
ReplyDeleteOr the 777 captain Sum Ting Wong.
DeleteI'm Asian, and I thought that was hilarious when I saw it on the news. What a bunch of dunces at that TV station.
DeleteThere are now at least two Asians who care about bigfoot.
DeleteThere are probably plenty of Asian footers, but they are in Asia.. Meldrum mentioned a long time Yeren hunter in a recent article about bigfoots in China..There are even Asian hoaxers. One asshole tried to pass off a large retarded guy as a hybrid...
DeleteFinding bigfoot would sort of be like finding a cure for cancer:
ReplyDeleteCancer treatment is a multi-billion dollar a year industry. If a cure for cancer were to be found, billions in revenue would shrivel up, and tens of thousands of people would be out of a job.
Finding/proving the existence of bigfoot would end the multi-million dollar a year bigfoot industry, and many people who make money with bigfoot would be out of a job.
Twisted as it sounds, for some there is a motivation not to find it.
Maybe, but finding them would generate new kinds of bigfoot related businesses..That's progress. I'm sure blacksmiths and buggy manufactures were not thrilled about the new-fangled horseless carriage....
DeleteLOL. Watch, Moneymaker and the gang are caught with a sniper rifle trying to take out the teams appearing on the TV show.
Delete...lol..You may be right..They find jack episode after episode and then the show gets re-upped for the next season. Discovery of bigfoots screws up that winning formula...
DeleteYup. Actually finding and proving that bigfoot exists would derail the gravy train for Moneymaker and the Finding Bigfoot crew.
DeleteYou go to work and bust your ass every day, and Moneymaker goes out in the woods and makes squatch calls. Not only that, he probably makes way more money than you doing it.
I wouldn't say way more than most of us(but certainly more)...What are there, 10 episodes a season? How much per episode? Its not like he commands as much as Charlie Sheen ...I read the whole Honey Boo Boo clan gets 15K per and 20K for the longer shows..The ratings for the shows are similar with Boo-Boo a bit higher than Bobo....
DeleteMoneymaker is no doubt enjoying an easy gig, but he put tons of time and energy into footery over the years...The producers did not pick his name out of a hat: he earned whatever it is they are paying him...
It's a good gig if you can get it.
DeleteMaybe I can start my own bigfoot show on my local cable channel.
..lol.Public access...Good idea..
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DeleteI don't think Jill would make a good Panzer Kommander.
DeleteWho are you, her fucking agent?
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DeleteI am Jill's husband.
DeleteAnd listen up you DWA wannabe...if you are going to pretend to be him you need to be much more crazy. While I try to excuse his behavior,due to the brain damage he suffered in the war,it is obvious he needs meds and professional help. I am just concerned that your taunting of him will drive him to violence. At least I hope it does.
DeleteAnd Jill is actually Bill.
DeleteGentlemen! You're acting like a bunch of male chauvinist piglets. The lady can make up her own mind. It's a small part, requiring the abilities to ride on horseback and to werf nebels.
DeleteJill needs to show us her tits so we know shes real
DeleteThe article says, "In 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, which premieres January 2014, nine teams of "lifelong Bigfoot hunters..." will search for bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteIs one of the teams comprised of John Green and Peter Byrne?
The Dream Team: Tim Fatsano, Dick Ryder and Tom Discarded.
DeleteThey should have Teri Hatcher on a team. The Bigfoot would certainly present itself to her.
DeleteI'm absolutely not kidding. Spike TV indicated on their website that Biscardi and Standing will be working together as one of the teams searching for bigfoot on this TV show. They are the "lifelong bigfoot hunters" mentioned in this article. The name of their team on the show will be The Serial Hoaxing Jackasses.
DeleteWho are the nine teams>
ReplyDeleteTo show you how sad this is going to be, the 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty show is reuniting Gary Burghoff (Radar) and Jamie Farr (Klinger) as one of the teams.
DeleteI saw Gary Burghoff on the PBS Tavis Smiley show a week or so ago. I hardly recognized him. Of course, I'm used seeing him with those radar glasses. He's older and wears way different glasses now.
DeleteWhen asked about his "upcoming return to television," Burghoff chuckled and briefly mentioned this Bigfoot Bounty show. Burghoff said that he's kept in touch and been friends with Jamie Farr since their M*A*S*H days and that when they were approached by the producers of the Bigfoot show, they both thought it might be fun.
Believe it or not, the name of their bigfoot hunting team is The Corporals.
The 9 teams will be revealed in January. Patience. It will be worth the wait.
DeleteOne team will be The Corporals.
DeleteLloyds is an insurance agency, so I guess the producers purchased a policy to protect them from the financial consequences of a contestants success...I wonder what the policy cost, because the ratio of that cost to 10 mill would essentially be the probability of bigfoots existence( in the opinion of the underwriter)....
ReplyDeleteWhat happens if each team finds their own separate squatch?
DeleteI don't think the producers are too worried about that happening.
DeleteThe rules stipulate that if two or more bigfoot are found by separate teams, the $10 million dollar bounty will be split among the teams that find a bigfoot. So, for instance, if two teams find a bigfoot, that means that the $10 million dollars is split into two $5 million dollar prizes. In another example, should three teams find a bigfoot, then each of the three teams would get $3.3333333333 million dollars. Similarly, if four teams find a bigfoot, then each of the four teams would receive $2.5 million dollars. If five teams find a bigfoot, then each of the five teams would receive $2 million dollars. Along the same lines, if six teams find a bigfoot, then each of the six teams would receive $1.6666666667 million dollars. If seven teams should each find and prove the existence of bigfoot, then each of the seven teams would receive $1.4285714286 million dollars. Should eight teams find a bigfoot, then each of the eight teams would receive $1.25 million dollars. If each of the nine teams find a sasquatch, then each team would received $1.11111111111 millions dollars.
Delete..lol...I'm not sure I am following this...What is 3 teams find a dead one and 2 teams find a steaming turd that has bigfoot dna...
DeleteGreat clip of Superman, with Lois falling at probably terminal velocity, she doesn't need to blink, cause there's no air rushing past her eyes at all
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