Watch: Bigfoot Shaker Video


This video was released back in February, but Florida Skunk ape hunter Tim Fasano is revisiting it again because it's just too damn weird. What the hell is shaking the the tree branches? Bigfoot? Fasano says the shaking reminds him of primates. "Only primates can grab branches and shake them. The tree is being violently shaken. Primate," says Fasano. Check it out:

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    1. Yeah, I can do the first, I am a non conformist.

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    2. Travis is gonna be pissed that someone else besides him got first! They were ripping him apart last post about that.

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    3. I'm liking my nothing less these days...

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    4. yep, rush rules and got five firsts today. nice.

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    5. Saga is better than Rush!

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    6. Travis you have no life. Deal!

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  2. ozzy can ejaculate rush out of his demon dick

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  3. Is this even worth watching, huh?

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    1. No, it's either a friend of T-Fats shaking the limb or one of the countless monkeys in Florida shaking the limb.

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    2. you will watch it and you will like it

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    3. It's probably Kevin his friend that is always gone when he gets evidence that shows nothing of what caused it.

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  4. "Primate," says mouth breathing jackass.

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  10. The branch was not being shaken. It was pulled and released like when an animal is eating leaves.

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    1. (clive squashy)

      You mean when bigfoot's eating leaves.

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  11. ya gotta be kidding me. What a waste of digital footage

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  12. What we have here....is a failure to communicate.

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    1. (clive squashy)

      Know it...Coolfoot Luke.

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    2. HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING, IF YOU HAVEN'T EAT YOUR MEAT?

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    Gotten hammered with the carpenter ants.
    And had a heart of gold for the leaf miners.

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    1. Dude, what the hell? Your social commentary is oblique at best.

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    2. Yeah, not really feeling the humor here, dude. Was kind of clever at first but it's just not funny. Unless you're serious. That would be hilarious.

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  16. 6 Rules for Chasing Off a Tree Shaking Sasquatch
    1. Attempt to approach them during daylight when the forest floor is covered with dry crackly leaves.
    2. Wheez like a horse that has just ran the Kentucky Derby
    3. Keep video camera running while it emits very high frequency sounds that Sasquatch can here.
    4. Wear brightly colored street clothes in order to catch their eye
    5. Talk so the video camera collects an audio record of you screwing up your doomed Sasquatch stalking attempt
    6. Make a video record and put it on youtube so that the researchers that know even less than you do, will imitate the faulty techniques that you have perfected, and also fail in a similar fashion.

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  18. I wonder how much bullshit evidence the BFRO goes through on a daily basis.

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      You wonder how much bullshit evidence the BFRO has to go through on a daily basis?

      How about the founder of the BFRO? MATT MONEYMAKER!!!

      He stated that the MATILDA SLEEPING BIGFOOT VIDEO WAS A REAL BIGFOOT !!

      Well common sense it is not real & now we know it was not real! This video was so fake anyone could tell it was a hoax!

      Use your common sense! Everyone has common sense but in today's day & age no one uses their common sense, people are so gullible today that if you just use your common sense today it's like a weapon - no one uses their common sense, they ignore it so if you use your common sense you are ahead of the game!

      Matt Moneymaker was ready to lye down with the dogs but something happend?!?

      He has proven that he cannot be trusted & the BFRO should not be trusted as-well!

      A shame because I do think that the BFRO has some members that are credible, but MATT is definitely not credible! Sure he has kept his mouth shut since this video (which was crap) has been proven crap but you cannot be forgiving here!

      He was ready to lay with the dogs which proves beyond a reasonable doubt he is not credible and cannot be trusted! Maybe that's just one tiny little reasone + other resones why Cliff Barackman left the BFRO?

      Anyway, currently the BFRO stilll has MATT MONEYMAKER. In charge so you have to figure that the BFRO is full of more shit than the local sewage plant on your town!!!!!!

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  19. Who wants to jack this dick!?

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  20. Travis is a crazy little spyder monkey that throws poo around

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    1. I pictured that in the voice of Tom Anderson from beavis and butthead

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  22. Hey Moneymaker, why don't you tell everyone what leed you to believe the Matilda video was real?

    THE BFRO

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  23. Bigfoot is folklore. The idea that thousands of 6-9 feet tall 800 lb bipedal primates exist in North America and are unknown to science is far fetched to say the least.

    Bigfoot is a multi-million dollar money making industry. That's why it's still around. People are interested in mystery, and money is made based on this interest.

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    1. Don't be so cynical man^^

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    2. Mr Fasano, I sincerely appreciate your contribution to our daily dose of Nothingness. I admire your great videos of Nothing, and as always, I like them. At least we have something to entertain us until the new season of Finding Nothing with Matt Monkeyfaker returns.

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    3. Yup, if you are spending any money on anything bigfoot related, you are being had.

      Of course Moneymaker had his own sighting, his own personal bigfoot experience. All of the bigfoot money makers have. That's their schtick. That's how they suck people in.

      You go to work each day with all its stress and strain, and Moneymaker goes out in the woods and makes "sasquatch calls" and probably makes more money than you doing it. People who believe that bigfoot exists, those who like the mystery, are his gravy train. Not just him, but many others as well. Why derail the gravy train when so many people spend money to keep it chugging along?

      Bigfoot is about money. It will live on until no more money can be made. Cynical? Perhaps. Objective? I'd say yes.

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  25. This jar pooping hoaxer Hwns bigfoot again.

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  26. Really Timmi,You are going to take advise from your commentors and make longer videos.I hope you choose wisely on what comments to react on.And what happened to the 72 hrs. that has come and gone.Have you flagged that basturd..!

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  27. Bigfoot has officially jumped the shark. See you in 10-15 years when the phenomenon pops up and becomes main stream again.

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    1. I jumped your mum last night

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    2. Bigfoot won't go away until no more money can be made with it. Which is unlikely anytime soon.

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  28. I think it could be a turtle (sorry I like turtles" guy, didn't mean to steal your thunder). Timmy needs to do some cardio!! Poor guy sounds like he is going to drop at any time.

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