Uhh.. TheSquatchMaster Is Dead Serious

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Don't worry -- It's just a tranquilizer rifle. TheSquatcherMaster tells us he's going to put down a Bigfoot. He says if he shoots one he's just going to examine it (probably take some pictures too) and let it go. Watch the video to hear for yourself what his plans are:

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  1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:22:00 AM PDT

    First fuckers!

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  2. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:26:00 AM PDT

    Thats a bb gun. First again fuckers!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:29:00 AM PDT

      Wow..

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    2. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 3:41:00 AM PDT

      He should dart one from a chopper. Like they do on those animal TV shows.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 5:59:00 AM PDT

      ... get to the Choppa....

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    4. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 6:08:00 AM PDT

      I was hoping this dude was legit, maybe Ed Smith moved to Ontario? That is a Daisy Powerline 880, it is no tranq gun. I Had one when I was a kid, it was a fine rifle. This dude is a hoaxer.

      Daisy is in the box.

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    5. Chewbacca Monday, May 20, 2013 at 6:33:00 AM PDT

      Boyz....Im Hitt!!!!!!.............sleepy..........sllll.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  3. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:28:00 AM PDT

    My third first fuckers

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:29:00 AM PDT

      Ya'll suck

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    2. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:48:00 AM PDT

      Guess there is not as many loosers trying for such a great honor this time of night.

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    3. TravisMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:50:00 AM PDT

      ^ would have claimed first if he got the chance

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    4. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:57:00 AM PDT

      Anon 12:48, travis is the only loser here. You didnt know??

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    5. TravisMonday, May 20, 2013 at 3:38:00 PM PDT

      You mean "looser"

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  4. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:28:00 AM PDT

    Squatchmaster is on the booze again....

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 1:32:00 AM PDT

      No, he's really that retarded.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 3:43:00 AM PDT

      At least Squatchmaster isn't trying to be first on this site. He's not a loser to that extent.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 5:59:00 AM PDT

      SM really should get his priorities straight.

      MMG

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    4. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 6:16:00 AM PDT

      Squatchmaster = Ed Smith

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    5. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 1:27:00 PM PDT

      Squatchmaster = anon 3:43

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  5. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:30:00 AM PDT

    Now im fourth firsting you fuckers.

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  6. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:31:00 AM PDT

    That's a solid plan of action there, SquatchMabater. Go on and get to it!

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  7. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:34:00 AM PDT

    How about some weird weird Rev Jeff right about now?

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  8. TravisMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:34:00 AM PDT

    First of all, where did he get the tranquilizer? I didn't think they just sell that stuff to Joe schmoe.

    Second, I don't think those things are accurate, except for at pretty close range.

    Third, what is he going to do to restrain 800 pound primate if he does hit it?

    Fourth, how does he know the correct dose? What if he doesn't give it enough juice and it tears him to pieces?

    Its not realistic. Attention seeking bullshit

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:41:00 AM PDT

      Travis, must you always be such a buzzkill?

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    2. TravisMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:47:00 AM PDT

      Sorry, I'll try again.

      Go squatchmaster! This is definitely going to work! Great idea! You'll get something and everyone will like it!

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    3. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:59:00 AM PDT

      If it is a real tranquilliser it doesn't work straight away regardless of dosage it takes like 8 to 10 mins to take effect so if Bigfoot is real then he'll be real pissed for a good ten minutes before he gets dizzy. Hope you can run real fast if you plan on going ahead with this! Lol

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    4. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 1:54:00 AM PDT

      Ya, and the other Squatch family members will stand around and watch him do his examination

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    5. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 1:56:00 AM PDT

      I totally agree with Travis

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    6. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 4:03:00 AM PDT

      As if other sasquatches in the area wouldn't beat this guy to a pulp after he takes down own of their own with a tranquilizer dart.

      Can you get tranquilizer drugs at Wal-Mart? I don't think so.

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    7. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 8:04:00 AM PDT

      I just got off the phone with the DEA informing them that the the Squatchmaster is in possession of some high power bigfoot tranquilizer. They just laughed at me. :(

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  9. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 3:38:00 AM PDT

    At least this guy isn't wasting his and everyone else's time by trying to get bigfoot on video, audio, thermal imaging, etc. These are all a waste of time. They will do nothing but perhaps convince those who already believe that bigfoot exists.

    Who cares about tranquilizing a squatch and letting it go? As if that's feasible. The best thing would be to shoot one and kill it.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 3:50:00 AM PDT

      Yup. A kill is the only way to go. Has anyone tried taking out a squatch by using land mines? Seems to me that a land mine would be a good way to do the job. You can leave out some bait and wait for a squatch to blow itself up and then pick up the remains for science.

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  10. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 4:22:00 AM PDT

    Not the venue.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 5:06:00 AM PDT

    Nothing will happen! We will all like it! We will keep coming back for magic ape of the woods!!

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  12. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 5:40:00 AM PDT

    Even if he had a chance to dart one he's not a proffesional and either he will kill it or not use enough and it will beat him senseless with a tree limb!

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  13. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 6:05:00 AM PDT

    Daisy Powerline 880. Helluva tranquilizer gun. Used by professionals worldwide to sedate large and dangerous game. Are you kidding me?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 6:15:00 AM PDT

      Lol. I shot MANY dangerous starlings and sparrows with my 880. It was a good air rifle, until I started pumping it up 30-50 strokes and shooting multiple pellets... Blew the seals out. I was pretty dumb back then. However, I wasn't dumb enough to walk around in snow faking tracks, mumbling Samurai chatter, and wiping my prints on car dust, THEN prove to the world I'm serious, by showing a dark dingy video of my BB gun. Out-F'n-standing!

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  14. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 6:10:00 AM PDT

    Clown, you had better odds winning that record powerball lottery then this loser getting a BF. lol

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  15. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 7:31:00 AM PDT

    Sas is gonna take that powerline 880 and shove it all the way up squatchmasters ass......who's the master now squatchbitch!

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  16. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 8:23:00 AM PDT

    Squatchmaster is apparently the only person on the planet, that is in possession of a tranquilizer gun that requires a SCOPE. Tranq guns have very low velocity projectiles with a range of maybe 50 feet at best. But would not be accurate at that range due to the fall and wobble of the projectile. However, scopes are for 100 to 300 yard shots. Therefore, that is not a tranquilizer gun. That is his poaching/deer rifle.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 9:23:00 AM PDT

      I think it's his kid's realistic-looking squirtgun. Why do you think he filmed it in the dark?

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    2. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 8:50:00 PM PDT

      IT'S A BB GUN

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  17. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 12:22:00 PM PDT

    Better call the Park Rangers at Salt Fork State Park and let them know this NUT is running around like Elmer Fudd. Lets see dialing now and....... Hello Salt Fork State Park ? Yes I would like to report that the Squatchmaster is ....... Hello...Hello....Hello.... Man they hung up on me, Imagine that OH Well Squatchmaster On !!

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  18. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 7:22:00 PM PDT

    That's a Daisy 880 Pellet Rifle.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=daisy+880&client=tablet-android-asus-nexus&rlz=1Y3NDUG_enUS516US517&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=SNeaUeKEIYec9QS_pYGwBg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=601&bih=906#biv=i%7C1%3Bd%7C96WP1T0Qwl-GPM%3A


    Why else would he film this thing in the dark? He's trying to hide the fact that its a pellet gun. This guy is a raging lunatic. He seriously needs to be institutionalized. I cringe at the thought of him raising kids. Wow.......

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  19. AnonymousMonday, May 20, 2013 at 9:33:00 PM PDT

    FUCK THAT UGLY 4 EYED HOAXING BASTARD..

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  20. AnonymousTuesday, May 21, 2013 at 4:58:00 AM PDT

    Must be a convicted felon if all he has is a bb gun.

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