This video from Baldwin Lake, Michigan is the weirdest thing ever. Who knew that a golf ball would make this kind of sound when thrown on frozen water:
"Who knew that a golf ball would make this kind of sound when thrown on frozen water?"
Uhhhh.... anybody that has ever spent any amount of time in areas that have something called "Winter."
Cut the Southern California retardation.
This frozen lake blog post may be the dumbest post you've posted on this site to date. Can you post a video of the sounds of the bottom of the barrel being scraped? While beating a dead horse?
This is a very interesting piece of footage that I think will become one of the most-analyzed and talked-about pieces of Sasquatch evidence of the year.
The figure enters the frame as though it would move from right-to-left, as does the subject in the Patterson-Gimlin film, and it looks to its right at the camera — again like the "Patty" subject, then it seems to pause...
And folks, here's where things start to get big-time weird.
At first I thought the person filming said "[Oh] God! Balls! [It's] on the lake! Take [a look at that] one!" referring of course to what appears to be a bipedal primate VERY near the filming position and in his shock not vocalizing a complete thought, which is understandable and common in encounters of this calibre.
After running the audio through several filters, including the one that slows everything down and adds the sound of a shitty HVAC unit's death rattle, I'm forced to conclude that the audio is inconclusive.
The face appears hairless and eerily human, and the base of the neck seems to have something hanging on to it — baby Sasquatch? — or something — a stick perhaps tangled in the fur — protrudes from the hair at the back of the skull but the rest of the body is covered with the thick, matted, fabric-like fur that's been named countless times as a Sasquatch verification point on FB/FB.
Satisfied that I was looking at a possible real creature and not CGI, I ran the video through several filters, including the one that makes everything look like something out of Predator, the one that superimposes bones over everything and — of course — the one that turns everything pointlessly green. All to no avail. Even the program that superimposes bones everything couldn't help me make sense of the subject's unusual stride in the one step that we see in the footage; the unusual thrusting of what looks to be the right arm in an overhead throwing fashion doesn't match any known form of bipedal or quadrupedal locomotion, so I'm totally at a loss at this point in my investigation.
And I know it's such a noob move for para-professional Sasquatch investigators, but when I resorted to pausing and un-pausing the video as fast as I could click my mouse I saw something that really made me stand up and take notice. A "eureka" moment in my long career as a Sasquatch investigator.
At exactly 00:5, you can see what is clearly the top of a breast beneath the thick, matted fabric-like fur.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteThey are a type of golf ball on a frozen lake. That's all the Nothing you will get and you will like it.
DeleteEither Bob or Judy, expect a full Gimlin confession by year's end.
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this is what it sounds like when I put your balls in a blender...rrrruuuupppp !!... get back to Bigfoot, Shawn.
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ReplyDeleteI like the "It's a mystery" gesture at the end.
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DeleteNo no no! That is a Squatch mimicking a golf ball thrown onto a frozen lake.
ReplyDeleteNo! it was a Bigfoot tree knocking (with an aluminum bat) every time the ball hit the ice. So obvious!
ReplyDelete"Who knew that a golf ball would make this kind of sound when thrown on frozen water?"
ReplyDeleteUhhhh.... anybody that has ever spent any amount of time in areas that have something called "Winter."
Cut the Southern California retardation.
This frozen lake blog post may be the dumbest post you've posted on this site to date. Can you post a video of the sounds of the bottom of the barrel being scraped? While beating a dead horse?
This is a very interesting piece of footage that I think will become one of the most-analyzed and talked-about pieces of Sasquatch evidence of the year.
ReplyDeleteThe figure enters the frame as though it would move from right-to-left, as does the subject in the Patterson-Gimlin film, and it looks to its right at the camera — again like the "Patty" subject, then it seems to pause...
And folks, here's where things start to get big-time weird.
At first I thought the person filming said "[Oh] God! Balls! [It's] on the lake! Take [a look at that] one!" referring of course to what appears to be a bipedal primate VERY near the filming position and in his shock not vocalizing a complete thought, which is understandable and common in encounters of this calibre.
After running the audio through several filters, including the one that slows everything down and adds the sound of a shitty HVAC unit's death rattle, I'm forced to conclude that the audio is inconclusive.
The face appears hairless and eerily human, and the base of the neck seems to have something hanging on to it — baby Sasquatch? — or something — a stick perhaps tangled in the fur — protrudes from the hair at the back of the skull but the rest of the body is covered with the thick, matted, fabric-like fur that's been named countless times as a Sasquatch verification point on FB/FB.
Satisfied that I was looking at a possible real creature and not CGI, I ran the video through several filters, including the one that makes everything look like something out of Predator, the one that superimposes bones over everything and — of course — the one that turns everything pointlessly green. All to no avail. Even the program that superimposes bones everything couldn't help me make sense of the subject's unusual stride in the one step that we see in the footage; the unusual thrusting of what looks to be the right arm in an overhead throwing fashion doesn't match any known form of bipedal or quadrupedal locomotion, so I'm totally at a loss at this point in my investigation.
And I know it's such a noob move for para-professional Sasquatch investigators, but when I resorted to pausing and un-pausing the video as fast as I could click my mouse I saw something that really made me stand up and take notice. A "eureka" moment in my long career as a Sasquatch investigator.
At exactly 00:5, you can see what is clearly the top of a breast beneath the thick, matted fabric-like fur.
This could be the real deal folks.