Soha Evening Report (5/20/13)
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.Coming at you LIVE from our Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA). This is my fourth and last night in SOHA before I return home 400 miles North to the Seattle WA area (By the way, for you skeptics out there, you have to ask yourself why is this "Dr J" guy driving 800 miles round trip every month to spend time in this SOHA area? Is it because he likes wasting his time and money to perpetrate a hoax or is it because he really has something going on there? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???).
Anyway, I've placed only one "Gifting Bowl" on the trail about 150 feet away from the SOHA base camp. The second "Gifting Bowl" has been placed on the ground in front of my tent (see both pics below). This is either going to be fun, stupid, crazy, dangerous, uneventful, or one or more of the above. We will see by tomorrow morning.
Finally....... and seriously..... I'm NOT Rick "The Liar" Dyer. I don't fake, lie, or HOAX. I share everything I do because I've always, always, always been about public education (i.e., See http://www.Family-Rules.Com/ if you don't believe me). When the "Big Hairy Guy" walked into my life on July 1, 2000, I've been dedicated with learning more about the Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Forest People and sharing what I know with others. This is NOT "Finding Bigfoot" because I've already found where two Squatch families are dwelling (i.e., in SOHA and WAHA). I'm NOT trying to prove their existence because I already know that they exist. Rather, I'm simply trying to develop their trust in order to increase my visuals, interactions, and contact with them. If you're not getting the interaction with the Squatches that I'm getting and others are getting, then please observe, listen, and learn. Don't spend your time ridiculing them or me. Rather, admit to yourself that your way of "ambulance chasing" (i.e., Going from one reported sighting to the next reported sighting) or the utilization of aggressive "in your face" invasive technology is NOT working. Hang it up and try Habituation instead. I gave the other way 10 years of my life. I found lots of tracks, scat, bedding areas, etc. HOWEVER, it wasn't until I became a Habituator or Experiencer that the number of visuals, interactions, and contact increased exponentially. Please put your pride aside and give Habituation a try. It works if you work it.
I'm the first! Most credible
ReplyDeleteFirst is easy at this hour Travis...and so is your girlfriend, huh?
DeleteIf it was easy you would have done it!
DeleteAnd/or her. And she's my wife
DeleteYou saw a bear Travis.
DeleteStupid firsters. Is it really that much fun. Maybe you are just a bunch of bored 12year olds.
Deleteangry footer is angry because no giant friend again today
Deletefirst douchbag thats what you are.. Your life must center around this website....what a sad worthless existance, and a waste of good oxygen.. Its not like your ever going to do anything worth while, or find a cure for cancer if you just cant wait to be 'first'.......what a loser.
Delete^^^ Says the loser, huh?
DeleteNope, says someone seeing through this blog's agenda.
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That's right people. I have a career, I have been published in a medical journal, AND I FIRST!
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DeleteFootimus Maximus was here
ReplyDeleteWhy would someone drive 800 miles just to hoax a bigfoot habituation?
ReplyDeleteGee, just ask squatchmaster or timbergiantbigfoot. They hoax mere minutes from their own homes, in populated areas frequented by hikers, etc.
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Deletepwned like footers by Sykes
DeleteOh boy, this Johnson guy is a lunatic. Please Shawn, stop giving him a platform and stop calling him credible. Or go the other way and start having Dyer and Biscardi start posting articles here. Let's take this blog totally to the nut job side of sasquatch research.
ReplyDeleteJohnson may not be hoaxing, but just because he has a quick temper, a Moneymaker sized ego and his imagination gets the best of him doesn't mean he's credible. Anyone could claim the fluff he claims. He never backs anything up with proof. Why? Because that danged technology keeps proving the sasquatches are ignoring him and it's so much easier to turn raccoons into sasquatches when the technology is put away.
But remember Sasquatches can detect technology, turn off game cameras, jump to other dimensions, make their eyes shine red, are related to angels, lemurs, giant sloths, can imitate other birds and wildlife plus they're a kinda people. We all know that Dr Johnson is full of BS because he doesn't use McDonald's pancakes in his gifting baskets, dead giveaway there that this man is an hoaxer as we all know Sasquatch have a high pancake diet and are fiercely loyal to McDonalds! Why travel 400 miles? Dunno maybe pick up some strange and get wild leaving the wife at home? "Yeah honey I have to go Sasquatch will know I'm using technology and I've just put out the third gifting basket...."
DeleteToo much reading
Deletetoo little fluffing
DeleteAnonymous 1:38 states:
Delete"Oh boy, this Johnson guy is a lunatic"
He further states:
"Let's take this blog totally to the nut job side of sasquatch research."
In psychology, people who place offensive names on others, are frequently doing so in order to lessen the same qualities in themselves. In accusing others of taking this blog totally to the nut job side or research, this same offensive individual inadvertantly reveals his true purpose for coming to a blog site about something that he cannot psychologically deal with. If we only knew his name, perhaps we could send some people over to help him,
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Anonymous Tuesday, May 21, 2013 at 9:14:00 AM PDT is the offender himself.
DeleteWelcome Mr. Mathias Johnstone. Nice of you to dispense some psycho-babble regarding your own ridiculous article. Shouldn't you be busy halucinating bigfoot encounters and stroking your ego?
...in a van down by the river?
DeleteWhat, is there a lottery for these idiots? Every Bigfoot expert gets a month to spew his/her nonsense. Obviously "Dr." Johnson had dibs on May.
DeleteLuckily Johnson ignores the geeks flocking here this is not a Bigfoot site, it's a black ops controlled ridicule blog which I think anybody (still left) reading here have figured out months ago.
DeleteOnly the most deluded of footer experts come to the comments to defend themselves. Give up, Dr. Johnson. Trollandia has no place for your kind. If you think you can win, give us your best shot. I dare ya. I double-dog dare ya. Oh yeah.
DeleteAre there geese flocking here? Why should Dr. Johnson ignore them? And how does that tie in to the black ops?
DeleteBeware of geese bearing gifts. Unless they are bearing gifting trees.
OK--I am making fun of Dr. Johnson, I'm part of a black ops mission? Sweet!
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Every time I see a post here that starts with
ReplyDelete"Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. "
That is as far as I get, then the lol sets in and I has to comment on how hilarious that statement is.
But at least it raised a smile :)
DeleteIf people would bother to look into this guys history following the alleged Oregon Caves encounter he had they already know he is full of sh*t.
DeleteIt is the newbies that "doctor" Johnson is trying to attract and fool.
^ Geek in denial knows Johnson is right.
DeleteEditor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson has the most INCREDIBLE man titties in the Bigfoot world.
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^ Lusts in the closet.
DeleteJust give me a bottle of KY Jelly and it's on!!
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Habituation works? Got monkey?
ReplyDeleteNo monkey. But a rock moved once. How can you deny that?
DeleteI got your nose
DeleteLearn to read kooks, he says he knows they exist he's not out to prove it to the world. In fact, those that know they exist would rather keep it secret and gain the trust of these hominins rather than make a buck on their discovery.
DeleteIf you want to keep a secret, don't put it on the internet. Pwned.
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteDo you photograph your daily jack-offs? Thought not, still happened didn't it.
DeleteWhat a fucking looney tooner this guy is. As soon as someone uses the word "gift" you know they need to seek medical help.
ReplyDeleteWhat he was basically saying he self pwned himself looking for a monkey that don't exist for 10 years and instead of admitting he was wrong had gone down the "no proof required" bat shit insane habituator route.
Deluded.
^^^^^^ Perfect way to describe ALL Looney Toon Habituators......They're truly nothing more than maniacal lunatics who need to be institutionalized.
Delete^ Mikey and his band of monkey boys back in denying action, howdy fellas.
DeleteLost tribes of unknown people in the woods. If you know where to go and can hike at least 20 miles in the woods and mountains you can find the bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteI was with some vet buddies and we spent two weeks in the woods of California and now know that there are forest people out there. It is a weird true thing.
We told the police when we got back and gave them the GPS profile of the area and they found a bunch of "Pot Plants" and stuff.
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DeleteWhat is needed is a whole new branch of the Military to take out these "grow farms" they are all over the place. You can get to a lot of them in Calif., and the folks that run them will shoot first ask later. Lots of booby traps also. I myself won't go back "deep" in the woods again.
DeleteAnd now you know, and knowing is half the battle
DeleteIt would be easier and cheaper to legalize pot, huh?
DeleteNothing like 'em good old tales of gunslinging potters to scare off the footers and keeping Bigfoot an unsolved myth. Nice try, operators.
DeleteDr Johnson had decided to milk the gullible habituation market. He''ll soon be held up as shining beacon on BFF by the unstable suspects.
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DeleteMy whole take on the habitation experience is that that is what the Big Hairy Guys want, just an experience, not with cameras not with guns not with bribes and not with regulations or reality shows; they don't relate to those technologies. One on one on their turf and then if things go well then they may interact. Good luck on relating to the Big Guys! ptangier
ReplyDeleteAfter careful cultivating I have habituated 2 hot chicks for taterholing. Tonight I will tater them in tandem and perform one of the rarest of taterholing manuevers. It is called "The Transplant"
ReplyDeleteGood luck!!
DeleteYou might try pulling a yoga move on her too. I hear that works for back spasms.
DeleteGod bless you as you break new ground in the field.
DeleteSpeaking of breaking ground, I plowed your mother last night.
DeleteIf you believe in bigfoot DNA, you should think for the first time.
ReplyDeleteBig hairy ball hugs everyone! That's what I'm putting in my gifting basket. I hear the big hairy ones will love hugging my big hairy balls.
ReplyDelete?
ReplyDeleteWhat is this post even about?!? I was thinking he was going to "share information" ie: what happened with the gifting bowls? What interactions did he experience while he was there? Etc... Instead, he went on a diatribe about how great he is and how we all should listen to him and not ridicule him. THIS is why this guy has NO credibility, in my book. How about you just start sharing the facts, DOCTOR, and quit talking about yourself. Oh, and I LOVE the "editor's note" about how credible Dr Johnson is--- who was the editor of this particular article? Ha ha... Could it be the good doctor himself?!? Ha ha ha what a joke.
ReplyDeleteCan you cut the crap with ”one of the most credible” shite. Who friggin cares. Hasn't found shite.
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