Breakdown: Beacon Bigfoot
Is it a wildman? Is it a juvenile Bigfoot? Is it a retired actor from 2001, A Space Odyssey? You decide.
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First! Bacon bigfoot is cool
ReplyDeletePwned like rictor in a strip club
Delete^^^ Knows more about bigfoot than ANYONE.
DeleteMMG
Pwned ?
DeleteIt's a guy in a suit!!! Move on.... nothing to see here!
ReplyDeleteIncorrect sir! Let the real entertainment begin below!
Delete-FapperSquatch
Clearly a real dogman.
ReplyDeleteRUFF!
DeleteWhere's the Mayor? Did he get a job or something? Traitor.
DeleteSo, bigfoot plays tennis. Or at least we know he wears tennis shoes. This is why I come to Bigfoot Evidence. Meldrum will add this to the next edition of his invaluable field guide. Nobody likes nothing more than Don Jeff.
ReplyDeleteThis was already authenticated by the FBFB guys. It's the real deal, fellas.
ReplyDeletePawned!!
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIlFLwASlBw
DeleteNot sure if this is a bigfoot or not....??
Sasquatch in stealth mode?
Check it out!
From ME! Johnnie Lindsey!
I'm Johnnie Lindsey welcome to jackass
DeleteJohnnie, did you take your meds today?
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Mom
Gralien Report Daily News for May 9, 2013
ReplyDeleteby Micah Hanks on May 9, 2013
Below are today’s Fortean Headlines…
•Reshaping the Standard Model: Exotic nuclei point shed light on a mystery of existence
•17 Year Appearance of Cicadas to hold “Marvels and Mystery”
•On the Record: Wooden Phonographs made with 3D Printer
•And further rounding out what 3D printers will likely produce, add “invisibility cloak” to the list
•Study shows “expert” wine tasters couldn’t differentiate between same wine, or even red and whites
•Government Lab Reveals It Has Operated Quantum Internet for Over Two Years
•Witnesses 1,200 Miles Apart Describe Same Giant Triangle UFO
•Several incidents (750, to be exact) that should never happen in hospitals, but did
•“Thin White Duke” David Bowie Strikes Controversy with Bizarre Video
If you’d like to share a story or send a news tip, email us at info@gralienreport.com.
Too much reading
DeleteI don't see a bigfoot but that coelacanth is definitely Rick Dyer in a suit.
ReplyDeleteWho says a juvenile Bigfoot didn't borrow a pair of tennis shoes from a campsite. There is not enough detail to tell if they are tied. Bigfoot’s are known to weave intricate designs using vines and twigs, so a simple shoelace shouldn’t be that hard. Nobody knows how a Bigfoot hand fishes or what other skills they may have mastered.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. M.K. already proved that they wear ponchos, so why not tennis shoes?
DeleteAnnnnddd...I am not sure if you are joking or serious. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say joking.
DeleteI'm very serious. Bigfoots are a people with language they make primitive art, they may even dance. If they get use to using man made objects, we can find mutual ground and just maybe befriend our Sasquatch brothers and sisters, learn the ways of the earth and surviving in the wild. I try to get back to nature in my field expeditions. I go totally nude. I do not bath or wipe my rear and try to trap my food and eat as much as I can raw without fire. I do have a base camp with a tent food, fire making materials, etc.. in case of an emergency. Way is it so hard to believe a Bigfoot would wear a pair of discarded tennis shoes?
DeleteHe has trouble finding the right width fittings.
DeleteNo, I totally agree with 5:39. I too attempt to mimic the wilderness creatures while in search of sasquatch. I recently humped a raccoon and got head from a possum.
DeleteBigfoot have been reported wearing clothes, old Jeans, leather coats, stockings, suspenders and Um!!
ReplyDeleteBigfoot feet are known to mimic tennis shoes. Bobes told me.
DeleteAnd lingerie.
DeleteThere has not been one good eye-openning bigfoot picture in years its all hoaxes anymore.
ReplyDeleteIts a kinda Matilda bigfoot year. It might be that we've been hood-winked since 1967!!
Pawned!!
No bigfoots, but plenty of drama. I think today is the day Steve Kulls drops a dime and calls the feds to rat out Rick Dyer. Buckle up....
DeleteWhat would he say? The FBI would tell that bald eyeliner wearing janitor to stop filing false reports.
DeleteTrue, I have heard that Steve Kulls is a cross dresser and spends late nights making a little extra money video chatting in drag on Chatterbate.com
Delete^^dang I thought that chick looked a little manly
DeleteNO SUCH THING AS FUCKEN BIGFOOT RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTone it down, it's nappy time.
DeleteOh no Bigfoot is fuckin retards, what kind of babies will they have
DeleteA smiley face can spruce up an otherwise dull post. Example: Anon 11:59:
DeleteNO SUCH THING AS FUCKEN BIGFOOT RETARDS!!!!!!!!:)
Yes that's because of their healthy paleolithic diets we should eat more natural foods and then perhaps we can be as smart as bigfoot.
DeleteI have to put powder on my sweaty stinky nut sack. So refreshing!
ReplyDeleteA true gentleman
DeleteHere is more footage of the Beacon Bigfoot, very convincing
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rykCd1egqYk
LMFAO
DeleteIs it wierd to start fingering your butthole while doing a split and a one handed hand stand with tobasco sauce whenever I hear about bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteThanks for asking; no everybody here does it. Just relax and enjoy.
DeleteThere NIKE's! That Bigfoot is on the Nike free list because he is testing them out for them. Sweet deal!
ReplyDeleteLets not split hairs here; this is the most compelling, clear footage of a Sasquatch yet, are we going to disregard it over a pair of shoes?
ReplyDeleteHey, if they can braid horsemanes, they certainly can tie a pair of shoelaces.
DeleteMaybe we need to start casting all those large tennis shoe tracks.
heck they may be slip-ons
DeleteRight now Patterson is laughing in grave at everyone who believes Patty is real, not understanding how his hoax has gone so far after so many years...
ReplyDeleteThe sneakers in this vid are more convincing then the block slippers Roger used...
DeleteLiterally or figuratively?
DeleteExactly.
Deleteman if only that dude lost his balance and fell into the water....
ReplyDeleteNo one ever said bigfoot didn't play tennis.
ReplyDeleteThis could be a very sporty squatch.
And all this time I thought bigfoot wore ugghs ???
ReplyDeleteActually, that's a damn good suit. Not baggy at all, some effort put into this...Travis you still have no life. I know because this site is my homepage and I check it every hour, 24/7.
ReplyDeleteMatt Moneymaker of "the Finding Bigfoot' show said that this is the best Bigfoot video he has ever seen! it proves that Bigfoots can wear shoes, mimic coyotes and vanish into thin air! That's why he and his team can never find one!
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