I've been thinking long and hard this morning and I decided that nothing is going to keep me away from this blog! I ordered pants with kevlar in the seat and a voice recognition fly, so I should be safe from anything the MIB might do to me.
I do have to tell you all that getting ready to start posting again was really hard, I couldn't seem to rid myself of this musky stench. It is a persistent, foul odor that transfers itself to anything it touches and only comes out with skunk spray wash and scraping with the flat side of an allen wrench. I tried using my hair dyer, I mean dryer, to open up my pores and release the odor but I've decided that all they are good for is blowing hot air.
Happy April Fools Day!