Enigmatic Anomalies Presents: OPERATION DEEP SKUNK
This is the final installment of OPERATION DEEP SKUNK. Skunk Ape hunters Tim Fasano and Kevin finds multiple kill site after trekking along an area known for its recent Skunk Ape sightings.
BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
UNO!!
ReplyDeleteAll too easy.
DeleteYou didn't even First! What the hell is wrong with you???
DeletePlease excuse Paco.For he knows no better.
DeleteEnigmatic Abnormalities presents: Operation Deep Sleep. ZZZzzzzzz...
Deletethis is basically the same stupid shit as before Tim, and no------ Tim still ain't found shit.
DeleteHey Tim, you ever heard of POPULATION control. Hogs tear up shit. They let people shoot the hell out of them and just leave em. Probably what the rangers didn't want you guy's to see cause all the Libtards would flip.
No need to watch --- boring.
Oh Jeez this is getting old!
Operation wandering around, finding nothing and liking it.
ReplyDeleteThat was Operation Milling About. Not to be confused with Operation Meandering Around, which took place shortly after.
DeleteTim's been in them all, and has the anal fissures to propve it.
Thank you Shawn for sparing us from having to view the first 3 installments of Operation Deep Stink.
DeleteDammit T-Fats! I told you to abort Operation Deep Skunk and commence Operation Pungent Monkey! This is insubordination soldier!
ReplyDeleteInsubordination in a survival situation!?
DeleteA new paradigm of insubordination!
DeleteSurvival? Did Tim miss breakfast!?
DeleteTim alone in the woods without Kevin is indeed a survival situation!
DeleteNo, but he missed his ass with the toilet paper. Commencing Operation Deep Funk.
DeleteDat nasty!
DeleteThis is no time for foolish pride Tim, drink your piss if you have to.
Delete^He should go with a salt water enema. The eels up his ass would appreciate it, for sure...
DeleteOperation Nonexistent. Fast-anus will find less than nothing and you'll like it.
DeleteThe ass eel and Tim Fasano have become inextricably linked over the last week.
DeleteThe most intriguing BF development since Bigfoot contactees revealed themselves to me on BFF.
MMG
Shawn usually always posts something at 0900. I should have been watching the time. Damn it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot gonna waste my time with this vid. Shaky camera and Tim breathing heavy, talking about nothing of any importance. That about sums it up.
ReplyDeleteI was tied up at a meeting. Shawn said we can have a do-over at 09:10 :)
ReplyDeleteAw hell no! I was first and your gonna like it!
Delete^Its the "gonna like it" Idiot^ Are you still in therapy for your animal sex addiction?
DeleteYes I am. I'm into eels at the moment.
DeleteF.B.I.
ReplyDeleteFlorida Bananahammock Inspector
B.F.I. Big Fucking Idiot.
DeleteF.I.B.
DeleteFace In Buttcrack
What the hell are people walking around in the woods for!! I live in florida and all your gonna do is get ate up by bugs and snke bit maybe. There ain't no giant apes out here!! Got monkeys though..but go to zoo and see those and relax.
ReplyDeleteNo such thing as a skunk ape or sasquatch people. Ask a real anthropology teacher.
How do you feel knowing Jeff Meldrum has destroyed your profession?
DeleteIt's the monkey jackass . I know anon 9:13 it's incomprehensible for you to grasp that people actually work or get exercise. You seem that your world is brought to you by Google and Dell. Rather than asking an anthropologist why don't you get your fat ass off of the couch and shut your porn infested laptop and get out in the woods And make some contributions! FAT ASS lazy welfare suck tit!
DeleteIf these hillbillys spent as much time studying in school as they do looking for a myth/bigfoot they could learn real science and maybe get a real job.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of time.
^ well fuk nut you waste day and night on this site? Kettle calling the pot Black! You're an Idiot! At least they get exercise you fat bastard !
DeleteThat's like a squatch calling the Kardashian's vaginas hairy.
DeleteWhat a dipshit! Everybody knows the squatches began their migration weeks ago. I saw a family of them behind the EconoLodge on 75 near Berea Ky.
ReplyDeleteHeading north, south, or settling in to spend the summer in Berea? Maybe they're going to sell crafts.
DeleteAnon 9:16 is correct. Skunk apes head north for the summer right after Easter just like all the goddamn Yankees who visit for the winter. The apes I can tolerate, but I'm glad those goddamn Yankee snowbirds have fucked the hell off.
DeleteTen Hut!
ReplyDeleteFling Crap!
Kevin's penis looks exactly like the state of Florida. It is quite frankly, amazing.
ReplyDeleteHis man bush is as thick and musky as the everglades.
DeleteClick on bigfoots big nose
ReplyDeleteBurp
Monday, April 8:
ReplyDelete"Tim Fasano says the search for the Myakka Skunk Ape will end tomorrow. Fasano believes he and his team knows exactly what they need to do to surround the Skunk Ape."
What's that hoax a skunk ape video? After going to Denny's for a grand slam breakfast.
DeleteMy taterhole alarm is going off like a buck during rutting season.
ReplyDeleteHit the snooze button!!!
DeleteHis prostate is the snooze button! Quick, somebody call Rictor!
DeleteYup our batteries are almost dead on our cameras lets go find a skunk ape
ReplyDeletewell thats 23 minutes of my life i won't get back
ReplyDeleteAfter a 5 year quest to explore the bigfoot phenomenon, Florida Bigfoot Researches have determined adequate evidence is lacking to justify continued research with the hypothesis of the existence of a large bipedal hominin or ape-like creature in Florida. Eye-witness testimony has been found to be unreliable and inadequate for independent verification. Further, human hoaxing by the use of fur suits has been documented as well as hoaxing of large humanlike prints identical to those presumed to be made by bigfoot/sasquatch/skunk ape as found in the literature.
ReplyDeleteWidespread hoaxing,mis-identification of known fauna, mis-interpretation of purported bigfoot sign by mostly unskilled and/or amateur field investigators are causative factors for widespread belief in the existence of bigfoot. One example — recent multiple sightings of a large hairy, non-human bipedal creature in the panhandle area were investigated within a few days of the events with no physical evidence observed or collected. All of the reports were either on or adjacent to improved roads (making easy access by a potential hoaxer). Several reports of hair samples near sightings were reported second hand but samples never surfaced even after multiple attempts were made to the supposed possessors. Many examples may be posted on this site documenting the extent of hoaxing and mis-identification by unskilled field investigators. Further, no compelling evidence has yet been documented correlating supposed bigfoot behavior such as certain vocalizations, rock or stick throwing, or wood knocking. All are based entirely on speculative premise with no scientific documentation. In fact, all can be explained by more probable natural, known causes.
REPORT@FLORIDABIGFOOT.COM
Wow. I did not think negative results were reported in this field....
DeleteJust because you write something with educated formal and authorative style writing does not make the above statement true. Take my comment for example.
DeleteCorrection authoritative
DeleteUPDATE – AS I SUGGESTED IN MUCH OF THIS DISCUSSION, MULTIPLE PROBLEMS EXIST WITH THE PGF. I AM NOW FAIRLY CONFIDENT THAT THESE PROBLEMS ARE HURDLES THAT WILL NOT BE OVERCOME. IN THE ABSENCE OF DEMONSTRATIVE EVIDENCE THAT THE FILM IS NOT A HOAX (HOAX BEING THE MORE PROBABLE SCENARIO IN THE ABSENCE OF PHYSICAL EVIDENCE) – IN PARTICULAR THE SIZE AND STRIDE OF THE SUBJECT, THE CURRENT CONCLUSION MUST BE THAT THE SUBJECT IS A HUMAN IN A SUIT.-
ReplyDelete^ shut up! You throw bullshit like this every other post just to piss someone off . Boring! Quit Lying.
Delete^^^ it must be terrible. The truth always hurts. I guess someone pissed on your parade.
Deletewhy give these nomarks a platfrm. if they believed there was a bigfoot living i this national park. get a pack of bloundhounds and youd find it by the afternoon. something,supposedly as big as a bigfoot[snigger] would be qite easy for a few hounds
ReplyDeleteutter shite
Nope, dogs are scared of bigfoots. Do your homework.
Delete^^ Another Footer that pulls his information right out of his ass!
DeleteNope, just being facetious. Sorry for the confusion.
DeleteMy bad. I apologize.
DeleteMIYAKKA GUIDELINES FOR COMPLETE FAILURE
ReplyDelete1. Keep radio volume turned up so that it can be heard for hundreds of yards (experts use earbuds) in all directions.
2. Keep your partner up to date with the radio, about your every footstep, as if he cares.
3. Trapse willy nilly, during broad daylight, over hill and dale, and surprise nothing.
4. Make noise up the wazoo, and surprise nothing.
5. Leave no food and make no friends.
6. Teach viewers absolutely nothing, except exactly how NOT to do research properly.
7. Add music to your video later, to make it seem like it is a production of a major television studio.
8. Keep those fat fingers active by repeatedly hitting the call button so that your partner loses whatever advantage he may have inadvertantly stumbled upon.
9. Make like every animal kill is a very big deal. After all, those wild pigs, lions and bears are not exactly going to turn down a free meal of raccoon on the hoof.
10. Make no apologies for stealing 23 minutes and 17 seconds of each viewers time, while simultaneously teaching them nothing except for how NOT to accomplish anything of substance. Time that they will never get back.
Now that's funny and thanks for saving me 23 min and 17 seconds xD
Delete^^^ follow up edition to Meldrum's Sasquatch Field Guide.
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