Todd Standing: Indisputable evidence is coming
Todd Standing appears to have found some amazing evidence of Bigfoot and will be revealing more details soon. About two weeks ago, Standing wrote on YouTube that he has footage that "no one will dispute" and that "indisputable evidence is coming". It's unclear what type of evidence the Canadian Bigfoot researcher is planning to release, but a recent video suggests that it could be evidence collected from a research site in Montana.
Here's more on Todd Standing if you're not familiar with him:
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DeleteWAHOOOOOOO!
DeleteThank you all! I've been feeling firsty for a few days now and just knew my time was gonna come! This has made my day. I dedicate my first to the Mayor! You are an inspiration firsters everywhere.
DeleteLONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!!!
^to firsters. So excited I can't type!
DeleteSo what did Todd do, video camera in Melbas tiolet and catch a big Brown eye winking at him?
DeleteFULL ROSEY CHEEKS!
DeleteTodd Standing ... Fraud Scamming, same diff. This guy is a walking definition of a sociopath, much like Biscardi. The only way he could redeem himself is by opening up that this whole thing has been a big social experiment and revealing the muppets he made to the public. And then he should write an apology and post it on the web. I would personally thank him and forgive him if he did this.
Deletesweet, all those other hoaxes were getting stale, this should make things entertaining again!!
ReplyDeleteIt's coming, it's coming!
ReplyDeleteHe just needs to hot-glue a few more eyelashes and finish the brow ridge and it'll be all ready.
ZING! LMFAO hahahhahahhahahahaha good one.
DeleteHere we go again... Just put up or shut up!!! Its getting Oh sooo old, Coming Soon!! For shit sakes stop with the evading type evidence!
DeleteTodd Standing............
ReplyDelete"prokill"..............
Deletecant kill a mythical creature bro
What a fool believes he sees,
Deleteno wise man has the power, to reason away.
What seems to be, is always better than nothing.
Unfortunately, 11:20, skeptards aren't wise; they are unwise and skeptarded, so this homily is unfitting.
DeleteDoobie Brothers?
DeleteConclusion of both videos: NOT BIGFOOT.
DeleteConclusion of both videos: MUPPETS. NOT BIGFOOT.
DeleteMichael macdonald dude
Deletebest research since rick dyer
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAA
DeleteI SEE YOUR HAHAHAHHA AND RAISE YOU 2 HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA'S
Deletelove the muppets
ReplyDeleteI hear that Jason Segal is going to have a small uncredited cameo this time around. He'll be playing Frightened Backpacker #3.
DeleteIf Segal has any fight scene they will have to be filmed at extreme close up, doing simple judo throws.
DeleteIt's coming, almost here, wait for it, just a little while longer.
ReplyDeleteOhh the Men in black took it.
Wa Waaa
No kidding... Haven't we been thru all this crap once, twice, maybe five times before? Just show what you got and stop with the waiting BS. If you had evidence it would be posted all over the news and not just on the stupid ass Bigfoot sites.
DeleteIs this the big announcement?
Then ridicule the those who doubt it?
Delay the evidence... More ridicule
Delay the evidence again, then all goes quiet?
Make claims that someone else hoaxed you or the MIB came and took your evidence away?
The typical hoax set up that Footards fall for everytime!! Example: Ketchum is now in the second round of delaying clear clean evidence (but she put a twist to it, she charged for evidence and gave samples of no known creature. Not to mention, Bat shit crazy Lemer talk).
Its simple put the video up and let us judge it for ourselves.... Over and done with then.
Todd Standing: My new mask, is the best, EVER!
ReplyDeleteAll I see is a Black Cookie Monster
ReplyDeleteSup Bro
COOKIES!!!!!!!
DeleteC is for cookie; that's good enough for me.
DeleteJ is for jackass; that's what serial hoaxers are.
Why.... WHY!!!!, do they have to be so freaking dramatic? Release it and let the skeptics, believers, and zoologist have there crack at it. A month to release some evidence? Makes it look suspicious. When will these idiots wake up? SHEESH!!!
ReplyDeleteTheir* I'm as mad a midget with no thumbs trying to text on a smartphone.
DeleteWhen will the idiots who are waiting, "wake up"?
DeleteBecause the tease component is the most enjoyable part of the hoax for the hoaxer. Once the hoax is out there, egos get deflated pretty quickly by all the criticism. Of course except for Freezer Boy, that guy is too dumb to realize everyone thinks he's a fool.
DeleteExactly Mickey! You said it.
DeleteHey remember the time when Todd Standing posted a wanted add for actors to be in his Bigfoot hoax video? Good times.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if his Sister is still doing the makeup work. She seems pretty talented.
cue the bleevers: "Just because he's hoaxed videos in the past doesn't mean he didn't film a real one this time! Prove that he didn't!"
DeleteI was out in the woods one day deer hunting.As I came around this huge tree there was a group of bushes to the left of me.I seen this huge brown eye blinking at me so I brought my gun up and scoped it out.To my dismay it turned out to be Dick Ryder pooping in a jar. :(
ReplyDeleteDick has super control with his brown eye. That's how I met him.In the woods blinking his brown eye in Morse Code.I would tell you what he said with his size 12 brown eye but that's between him and EYE.
DeleteIt blinked? Oh the Horror! Chuckle chuckle....Todd Standing sucks.......
ReplyDeleteThat's not eye blink, if you stabilize you will see the Squatch is turned around and bent over, I definitely see ass blink.
DeleteSquatch Nuts
Todd Standing is an outstanding researcer. I hope he has simething good.
ReplyDeleteNot only that but he is an outstanding friend of mine, I have learned a lot from him. He is also a great family man and father. Todd and his team are getting great results from all the research sites. Again, the Red Tail Hawk was a nice touch...
DeleteI'd bet he is a great guy, but that does not change the fact he pushes fake videos as genuine. Is that a contradiction? Well, I prefer not to judge. One can say he hoaxes to get the species recognized and protected-pious hoaxing. Or, he provides entertainment and if some people think its real then their gullibility is their problem....
DeleteRush,you can't be serious.
DeleteHis research is as outstanding as your spelling. As for the quality of his character -- he may be a great family man, but his choice of career and the way he approaches it are laughable.
DeleteI am grateful for all the laughs he gives me; if only he weren't Canadian.
For an excellent example of how fraudlent Standing is, take a look at this bit of history from Cryptomundo:
Deletehttp://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/sylvanic-2/
Some of the commenters do a great job of dissecting his claims.
rumfer, yeah, I am serious. What's wrong with that?
DeleteThat wasn't me Rush,I seem to have a doppleganger here,Erickson backs Standing and you said he'd have some good stuff coming so I look foward to it,as for using my name,do you know where it came from and I'm glad you realize Rush is my friend and I ' m pissed you decided to mess with him
DeleteDon't listen to that imposter above me.I wont stand for posers rush.Damn people should just leave well enough alone.Rush,you know Standing is nothing but a Muppet Head.
DeleteSurvivor Man picked him so I'm going with standing
DeleteYou will be STANDING alone.
DeleteRum,are you drunk?
DeleteSomeones taking my good name,c'est la vie,the more that things change,the more they stay the same
DeleteYou two are the same person from what I gather.
DeleteI apologize there Ed.
DeleteDidn't think you would have taken it so hard.
I promise not to do it again.
Cool,peace
DeleteI would check out this site and see if you change your mind about Standing's creds.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread889245/pg1
It looks like Standing's bigfoot just got back from Supercuts.
DeleteI wonder if he is a big tipper. Was that a #6 or #8 length cut? The debacle is, once they start cutting, where do they stop?
Delete"Researcher." Lol. This guy is a genuine con artist. He has proof now? What happened to the videos he never released? What a prick.
ReplyDeleteOn national TV, Standing presented video that was either an actor in a suit or bigfoot. There is no in between: he made an amazing discovery or he is a hoaxer. After a thorough examination, I believe the footage was indeed genuine and am very excited about this announcement... Excuse me, my heroin dealer is texting me....I'll be back after I fix...
ReplyDeleteYour dealer is a Superhero? Now that's news.
DeleteThe bigest bleever moron in the bigfooting community; Matt Moneymaker, called Standing a hoaxer.
DeleteWhat does that tell you?
Professional jealousy.
DeleteNo body runs from a grizzly and later laughs it off. If it decides to chase you, you're dead, or at least severely mauled.
ReplyDeleteWhat this means is that Standing has perfected his claytronic bigfoot to the point where they may actually fool some people.
ReplyDeleteAnd now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
YAY !!!!
one blink means yes
ReplyDeletetwo blinks means no
182 blinks is the band
40 winks is what i'm gonna do after watching this
I'm so confused, every fake bigfoot looks different.
ReplyDeleteYup. You got that right.
DeleteThat is the Bigfooters way now, I finally get it... announce first, capitalize however you can, fade later.
ReplyDeleteAgree completely. This routine is getting so old. Jim Henson, oops I mean Todd Standing, probably makes no money from this, but his pathological physche is certainbly getting some kind of twisted satisfaction from these shenanigans. What a maroon. It is embarrassing that he is a Canadian.
DeleteWhy do you even bother with Fraud Standing, Shawn? The guy is an incompetent hack, as anyone who does a little background research on him and his whole Sylvanic GAHR-bage can easily determine.
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ReplyDeleteNice try.
DeleteWe will get nothing, and we will like it.
ReplyDelete"I can't wait to see more of nothing."
DeleteHis so called bigfoots look the best so far hoax or not.Big one on hill is wide.Better footage than Moneymaker! Oh he has none forgot.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to the knower? He said in 16 weeks the costume would be revealed for Patty. That was back in October or earlier even. By the end of the year
ReplyDeleteYou didn't see it? You missed the Patty costume. It totally debunked the Patterson footage. How did you miss it? It was even on ABC news shortly after Christmas.
DeleteI wish the Search and Rescue team would have taken the week off when Standing was missing. Stoopid Hoaxer
ReplyDeleteThat search and rescue sham was his attempt to get some publicity. He should be hauled in front of the courts for public mischief. Imagine if someone else had been in legitimate trouble while search and rescue were wasting their time on that creepy guy.
DeleteIt's time to play the music It's time to light the lights t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
ReplyDeleteIt's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show And now let's get things started Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
I joined the muppet show fan club in 77! I have the button to prove it. I'm one bad mutha!
DeleteFraud Standing. 15 seconds to curtain Mr. Standing.
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ReplyDeleteA day late, and a dollar short.
DeleteWoopty doo, Todd the Fraud gunna hoax you.......
ReplyDeleteLMFAO, another video that shows nothing but artifacts that he claims as eye movement.
Guys, all he does is have a taxidermist build these puppets. When he doesn't use the puppets, he uses a ghillie suit (like his footage from Finding Bigfoot)
Video artifacts, taxidermy and ghillie suits are what Todd the Fraud does. He is as transparent as glass. I know crazy people and he's one of those super nutty mofo's. He has almost convinced himself that his hoaxes are real. He is deranged.
Find the taxidermis then and prove your point.
DeleteMy Gawwwd! A fricking eye blink?
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ReplyDeleteCrazy man on the loose.....
ReplyDeleteTHE FOOTS ARE INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS YOU ALWAYS NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR THE DAY-WATCHERS!!! A FOOT IS NEVER ALONE ITS LIKE THE OLD SAYING "ALWAYS TWO THERE ARE... NO MORE... NO LESS... A MASTER AND AN APPRENTICE." EVEN TRAINED NAVY SEALS WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STOP THE BOSS OF THE WOODS. BULLETS CANNOT HURT THEM THEY CAN HURL GIANT BOULDER FIFTEEN MILES WITH A SINGLE TOSS AND MIND RAPE YOU INTO SUBMISSION STAY AWAY WE MUST PROTECT THESE CREATURES FOR OUR SAKE MORE THAN THEIRS
ReplyDeleteEasy there Todd Standing... Someone get pulsed by a mind-wave?
DeleteSteve Austin had the same types of problems with the foots (except he didn't yell about it).
DeleteHe isn't known as Fraud Standing for nothing.
ReplyDeleteThere is no bigfoot footage that no one will dispute nor will there ever be.
theres something on the hill!!!
ReplyDeleteboulders and logs being thrown at todd standing, great job to focus in and get great footage of that, i think anyone else would last be thinking to record that and great job ignoring what to do when you encounter a bear, run as fast as you can, lol.
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ReplyDeletethat's good that means there's a higher chance of it working.
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