Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Russell Crowe UFO Mystery Solved [ParaBreakdown]


Actor Russell Crowe says the images above taken in Sydney's Royal Botanical Gardens is a UFO. According to Crowe, he captured the object flying 250 meters from his balcony. On Twitter, he swears it's the real deal and doesn't attribute it to lens flare. "Canon 5D, no flash, can't be lense (sic) flare because it moves, camera is fixed. The camera is on a balcony - not behind glass," Crowe wrote.

ParaBreakdown's Phil Poling checked out the photographs and came to the conclusion that Mr. Crowe is telling the truth. "This is not a series of photoshopped images," he wrote on YouTube. Watch the breakdown:

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    1. Come live with me in my Kingdom of Firstness Druscilla. You will always come first.

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    2. I always make my bitches cum first, then I drop a massive load on em.

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    3. I'm pretty sure Druscilla is a dude, so I would cool it with all the lovey talk.

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    4. Dude, I was just trying to annoy her/him. Druscilla uses to much verbiage for me and I'm not into the goth thing either.

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    5. yea rite, Lover Dudzilla left you hanging huh

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    6. ( Ken).. Yes but Russel shall have his vengeance in this life or the next, I bet he's a believer too. They say Sasquatch likes him some water, and some nice boats he will ride.

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    7. Shawn will tell you; the best part about Asian girls, is that from behind they look just like Asian boys.

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    8. Gotta love those Asian ladyboys.

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    9. Conclusion of this video: NOT UFO. NOT BIGFOOT.

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  2. First to watch the video THEN comment! Good job Phil!

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    1. You're actually watching the videos?

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    2. Yup!

      LONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!!

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    3. LONG LIVE MUCKLEGRUNT!!!
      LONG LIVE POOP IN A JAR GUY!!!
      LONG LIVE ANONY!!!
      LONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!

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    1. I hope you get kicked in the balls.

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    2. Some see nuts, some see beωbs. What teem are you playing for?

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    3. I don't know of a pair of tits that are joined together you ball lover

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  4. I can just see Phil drinking Mountain Dew and snacking on Cheetos while working on this. I like how he emphasizes, "no, it's not Photoshop" giving Merchant the middle finger. I think he is a little pissed that old Snow Walker is moving into his territory.

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    1. Yeah, what's that all about? Phil will get a lot of hits for this one because he was FIRST.

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  5. It's light out in the world, better take your broom and go home Drucilla

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    1. Better yet, stick the handle up your butt and call yourself a fudgicle.

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  6. Uhh... I thought this was called "Bigfoot Evidence" why are looking at UFOs??

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    1. Because bigfoot is the pilot.

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    2. Causin mrs childress be seein em blue belt wearin bigfoots what came outta de spaceship

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  7. A fucking sailboat in the sky?

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  8. Phil makes the national nbcnews.com for his call on the UFO. Congratulations!

    http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/06/17213066-russell-crowes-ufo-video-explained?lite

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  9. That was a great breakdown of the supposed UFO. Good job!

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