Rev. Jeff Interviews a Bigfooter named Cletus Baudau [Humor]

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From reverend Jeff of the Squatchers Lounge: "Today in the studio we have Cletus Baudau with us from The Central Interdependent States Crypto Research and Environment Association Team. Listen in as Rev. Jeff and Cletus discuss all the happenings in the CISCREAT organization and hear a good recipe or two."

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  1. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 9:00:00 AM PDT

    First for Kellie con Carney!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 9:01:00 AM PDT

      Told you'd I'd be waitin. There's a new sherrif in town.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 9:18:00 PM PDT

      Rush has toppled your castle today buddy, he said he would be back, and with a vengeance. Don't mess with the Rush.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 9:28:00 AM PDT

    I've already received kudos from Loren Coleman and Tim Fasano, plus some rather intriguing proposals from Melissa Adair. No more cards or flowers though; I would like everybody to give the nearest member of the BFRO a sod-busting lawn job. Bury it to the axles!

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 11:04:00 AM PDT

    FB/FB would like to announce on today's date, that after an extensive review of both public and internet records, we have selected Cletus Baudau the 2013 Bigfoot Researcher of the Year.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 11:43:00 AM PDT

      Amen Cletus is the Man Thanks for bringing us the greatest bigfoot interviewer in the whole world...

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 12:44:00 PM PDT

    Cletus doesn't look very hospitable with that shotgun. He needs to put it down and
    Pick up a beer and a joint

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, March 13, 2013 at 6:28:00 PM PDT

      Clitus is allright guy, I think I will whip up a big ole bowl of Fum Unda Cheese with Zeef Topping.
      Squatch Nuts

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    2. AnonymousThursday, March 14, 2013 at 5:03:00 PM PDT

      Cletus just got back from spotlighting jackrabbits, and is a little wired up. He winged a couple of those little buggers, whereupon they charged him and took a nasty bite out of the seat of his pants. Now he has A/C in his britches.

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