Phil Discusses "Bigfoot Captured March 2013!"
What can we say... this breakdown is about a fake Bigfoot video. Watch this breakdown by Phil if you're looking for a good laugh.
And by the way (about to ramble), I'm down for some Golden Corral right now. I heard in the comments around here that it's lobster night at the Golden Corral somewhere in Nacogdoches, Texas. Is this true? If it is, I'm moving to Texas.
First! Again. ...
ReplyDeleteFootards are at it again... just anther crap video hits the round file!!
DeleteRat bastard!
ReplyDeleteFirst!!!!! to many exclamation points? Second then! Or maybe a safe third... no definitely second! Dammit Third! Wait did my computer just freeze? aw hell fifth! No just a java update reminder, fourth it is! Come on be a man and get your balls out of your wife's purse, FRIST!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are third my friend. No shame in that.
DeleteDoesn't Golden Corral have a chocolate waterfall? If so... have car will travel!
ReplyDeleteUgh. Last time I went thre it was full of morbidly obese people and they're severely handicapped children. Plus some guy with a stump.
DeleteSounds like my last trip to the states.
Delete^ proof that everybody with an IQ bigger than their hat size hit the beach at Ellis island a hundred years ago
DeleteI love lamp.
DeleteSince Dr Ketchem DNA thing isnt working about so well, she has said we are going to Golden Coral from now on, thats where all the Hoaxers hand out
DeleteSo i put the PGF on loop and sweaty and i start getting "sweaty" and then OOPS! Wrong forum, back to the tarpit.
DeleteYou've hear of a man trapped inside the body of a woman, right? Well I'm a man trapped in the rectum of a sasquatch. I'm barely getting a signal- if this text doesn't make it out of his taterhole I'M DOOMED. Behind the Home Depot in Bakersfield. Send Dyer or Smeja, but not that asshole Meldrum.
ReplyDeleteHope for your sake the bigfoot does not get ass raped...
DeleteShawn...it is true, but please, please do not eat at the Golden Corral. Although this is old, it will give you an idea.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm0fLyo_lM0
A fake bigfoot video. Aren't they all?
ReplyDeleteIf all Bigfoot videos are fake, wouldn't that make them real? Or are they just fake fake Bigfoot videos?
DeleteJOhnny and Race Bannon ate bandit and boofed Haji up the mangohole.
ReplyDeleteLol... I used to have all of those on Betamax.
DeleteConclusions:
ReplyDeleteConed head, risepausefall BOOM there it is, all over Auburn color, cupped hands, gray on face and palms of hands, coned head, compliant gait, backwards sloping forehead, observing from a strategic position puting the maximum amount of distance between itself and the threat.
You are looking at a real living breathing Sasquatch. I can't even imagine how the filmer must of felt. That's very very powerful.
To find out more read "You Are Sasquatch". Skeptics have no answer for this book.
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Function zeroevidence(string allevidence) return Boolean {
ReplyDeleteIf (allevidence is null) {
Return true; }
Else {
Return false;
}
}
Function isBigfootBS() return Boolean {
If zeroevidence('') {
Return true; }
Else {
Return false;
}
}
Procedure bigfootingStatus {
If isBigfootBS {
System.out.println ('current status of Bigfoot is 100% BS')
}
}
So if I leave allevidence blank when prompted that makes zeroevidence=1 which in turn makes isBigfootBS=1 which causes "Bigfoot is 100% BS" to appear on the next line....
DeleteIf I type in "Melba's paper" and hit enter the cursor appears on the next line silently blinking, without comment.lol..fitting...
OH THERE HE GOES!
ReplyDeleteThere a kind of people.
ReplyDeletemaybe phil u should h=go out and get some excesise. thi isnt your job? surely u arent getting paud to sit ,surf the net for worst BF fim,then take the piss out of tem!
ReplyDeleteshit i do that for free and yuve worked a way to get paid. if thats the case fairplay to you! if team tazer[approved] want to give u a living for this thats up to them! seem utterly pointless to me. i guess uare perfect for the job Being a nobody,nothing to offer footery
Hmmm... It looks like a squatch, but it's not on a hill at night time. Any word on dogs being hypnotized or a tree falling over within a 400 mile radius of where this beast was filmed? I personally believe in my heart that these paranormal apes are everywhere
ReplyDeletealso...it's the exact height of an average male human. Therefor, this is clearly a juvenile squatch.
DeleteAnd a ballsy one at that.
I think it's safe to say that you can watch 99.9% of all "bigfoot related" videos...that is, if you are indeed looking for a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteI like squatch bung!
ReplyDeletePlease god, I hope this posts. I've been trapped in count squatchula's cave for two days. He left to pick berries and hypnotize dogs. He zapped me good. All I remember is having a strange feeling, like I wasn't alone in the woods. Shit, he's back, send help!
ReplyDeletegive him chewin tobacco..makes them sleepy. Wait 30 years and someone will put your story in a book...
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