Chubby Kid Claims He Saw Bigfoot Walking On All-Fours... And I Believe Him
Here's a video of a kid on Finding Bigfoot talking about a Bigfoot sighting he had on his mother's property. This kid sounds more convincing than Dick Ryder (who's completely lying about having a Bigfoot body). Seriously though, even Ranae Holland believes this kid!
First.
ReplyDeleteWOOHOO,living the dream!!
DeleteDAMN YOU!!!!! Congrats!
DeleteWhy thank you!!!
DeleteIt is like living the dream you know.
LONG LIVE MUCKLEGRUNT!!!
DeleteLONG LIVE POOP IN A JAR GUY!!!
LONG LIVE ANONY!!!
LONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!
I have been SO close lately! I can feel it! I will be first again!!!
DeleteKid is smarter than 90 percent of the people on here!
DeleteI'm the Knower. I'm not sure if this kid is legit, but I do know that I just crapped my pants.
ReplyDeleteUse a jar next time.
DeleteI tried the jar but I realised I'm not very accurate! I'll keep practicing
DeleteSquatch Nuts
Dick Ryder has nothing on this wise kid.
ReplyDeleteUm sir that's what I saw. Um sir that I saw a Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fool believes he sees,
ReplyDeleteno wise man has the power, to reason away.
What seems to be, is always better than nothing.
I love lamp.
DeleteLamp laughing at my penis
Delete"It was like this big...like super big...it was big"
ReplyDeleteThis kid is my hero
This kid make most footers look like crap. He will be going places! I see hollywood in his future.
ReplyDeleteYou got that straight Scooter, he gives more credibility to the human hybrid theory, that kid is the love child cross of Money Shitter and Bo Bo.
Deletejust think of the Reality TV connections from his parents. This little pistol is going straight to the top!
Squatch Nuts
Hey Rictor we haven't heard from you tonight, someone said you was a little under the weather so you went to the Doctor and it turned out great though, he said you would be back up on your KNEES in a couple of days.
DeleteSquatch Nuts
This kid's story is pretty believable. He describes a "beast" that was walking "on all fours on it's two fists and hind legs", which I don't think is how a kid (especially a damned ginger kid) would imagine the Magic Monkey. The added detail of the beast standing up and grabbing a tree as it walked off into the woods is also convincing. Why not just say that the beast got up and walked off into the woods? No...it "grabbed onto a tree". I was quite the lying little bastard when I was that kid's age and those aren't the kinds of things (walking on it's fists and grabbing a tree after standing up) that I would have thought up to put in a story that I made up.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that the brat went to school after the show aired and bragged to his schoolmates about it and then promptly got his butt kicked multiple times. Then he went home and his mommy made 10 chocolate milkshakes for his fat ass while he watched Sponge Bob Squarepants.
DeleteAre you kidding? Did you see his Tapout shirt. Kid is a trained killa. He'll put you to sleep with a rear naked choke son!
DeleteMaybe, if he doesn't pass out from exhaustion while raising his arms.
DeleteAll eye-witness testimony is absolutely worthless except as mediocre entertainment for mediocre people.
Delete... or the testimony leads to a body.
Kid: "I sawd a dead bigfoot and I poked it wit uh stick."
BF Researcher: "Okay kid can you take us to this body?"
Otherwise, stories are stories and worthless except as entertainment for those of such limited facility to be entertained by them.
^^^^panties in a bunch^^^^
DeleteDruscilla Alix, and what exactly are you doing to help out in the search for a body? Or do you just sit on your ass and complain and tell every one how it should be. Your act is old and unless you are doing something about it, shut the hell up already. Your arrogance is astounding.
DeleteTHANK YOU RUSH! +1,000,000
DeleteSo druscilla says "mediocre entertainment for mediocre people" huh? Well druscilla you are here so what does that make you? Sounds like someone needs a good stiff meat injection. If anyone would go near that dried up, bitter wormhole.
DeleteWow, the bleevers are getting really agitated after all these hoaxes. Deep breaths, guys.
DeleteTodd Standing will be by shortly to give you more false hope.
Nothing to do with hope. Has to do with evaluating evidence both good and bad as it comes in. You must go in with an open mind and not let any preconceived notions get in your way.
DeleteTo shit on everything that comes in that isn't an actual dead body is very small minded. Ppl on both sides are just as bad.
I'm guessing you have a brain, but since no one has actually seen it I guess the jury is out. Of course we could look at the evidence and make an educated guess. Better yet I have a bandsaw.... Let's prove it shall we?
Btw. I'm not a "bleever" I'm a skeptic. But I'd be doing a disservice to science if I didn't keep an open mind and analyze what we have so far and continue too until we can say for certain either way.
DeleteNot sure which side is worse really. Think I'll stay up on the fence for a while.
Those guys that found the trackway and hair in Utah went back for a follow up. They were scared!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ2m0BdA1og
Or click my name! :)
Erybody all up in my face n stuff, tryn tell me wut to do. Sheee man, gtfo my face gurrfrennn. Yaw eym sayn?
ReplyDeleteIf I says I seen it, eyes damn well scene it. Yaw eym sayn?
Man, you betta get out mah face.
COME AT ME BRO!
Hey guys I've gotta go to the market for a while.
ReplyDeleteWill you watch my sandwich til I get back?
Saw the Fat Kid on The Soup. So nice that the foottards have become America's laughingstock.
ReplyDeletefooters.
Now we know who mulder is.
ReplyDeleteROFL! I just about choked on my lunch!
DeleteMulder is the biggest fuckin twatwaffle the BFF has!
Nice one.
Pissed off at the world cause his Butt Plug is running low on battery power.^^^
DeleteCould they have found somebody a little more, well, gross, to play the role of the bigfoot believer?
ReplyDeleteweirdness just follows me. I remember four past lives, have talked to my guardian angels and now bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteme too
ReplyDeleteJust another reality show. The name needs to be changed to "Not Finding Bigfoot"
ReplyDeleteNotice the new trend. They are actually discounting many of the sightings.
ReplyDeleteYeah I noticed that too. Someone probably told them to not believe every fuckin moron they talk to. I don't think Bobo got the message though.
DeleteStill the best "animal" show on TV. Wish Ranae would wear less clothes. Bobo and Matt can barely walk.
ReplyDeleteWow! 99.9% of us feel she should remain fully clothed.
DeleteRenae without clothes ? I just threw up in my mouth. Hey buddy if you want to see her without clothes you better get a sex change.
DeleteSquatch Nuts
Нi thегe, I found youг blog by
ReplyDeletemeans of Gοogle while searching fοг а comparable subject,
youг ѕite саme uр, it appears tο bе lіκe good.
I haνe bοoκmarκed it in mу
googlе bookmaгkѕ.
Hellο thеre, јust become aleгt to youг wеblog via Gοogle, and
fοund that it is truly іnformative. I'm gonna watch out for brussels. I will appreciate for those who proceed this in future. Many other people shall be benefited from your writing. Cheers! http://Usamontessori.org
Sorry buddy, we are not going to fall for the little scam that you got going, whatever it is.
DeleteThis kid is the physical manifestation of every footer's psyche.
ReplyDeleteHow DARE you...
DeleteThat is one kid that needs to go on a diet.
ReplyDeletewhy ya gotta be a dick and call him chubby?
ReplyDeleteI agree.
DeleteHe's not chubby, he's just big boned.
DeleteThis kid is was adorable and so charasmatic Disney channel should give him his own show.
ReplyDeleteConclusion of this video: PROBABLE BEAR. NOT BIGFOOT.
ReplyDeleteConclusion of this video: PROBABLE BEAR. NOT BIGFOOT.
ReplyDeleteWhat was that?
DeleteI'm gonna pop some tags!
ReplyDeleteeric cartman is real
ReplyDelete