Breakdown: Skunk Ape Pushes Tree

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If you're not into Skunk Apes, we apologize. Skunk Ape season seems to be in full swing already and it's not even May yet! Did you know that the month of May is Skunk Ape mating season? It's true. Experts suggested that hikers, especially women in the Everglades, should be careful because the male apes can smell the scent of menstruation. I'm not making this up, seriously. Go look it up. Here is a new breakdown video by Michael Merchant about a Skunk ape pushing a tree.

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:23:00 AM PDT

    Second!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 7:17:00 AM PDT

      Gawd, another example of neanderthal BFers. The myth that menses is an attractant to gorillas,chimps, or humans has been proven invalid with real peer-review papers. Grow up fat boys.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 7:58:00 AM PDT

      Fuck you toothpick

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  2. mitch hedbergSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:28:00 AM PDT

    there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. and that's scary.

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:28:00 AM PDT

    First second !

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  4. Lendzee LowhandSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:51:00 AM PDT

    Tell yall what, I'm goin hikin down in them evergays when I have my next men stray shun.


    Just like that.

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:08:00 AM PDT

    No human could push a tree like that.

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  6. UnknownSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:15:00 AM PDT

    BLURY FUZZY BLACK STICK BLOBSQUATCH SKUNK THINGS...

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  7. UnknownSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:17:00 AM PDT

    MIKE IT'S AN EVERGLADES BLURY BLOBSLOTH !

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  8. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 1:54:00 AM PDT

    Your apology was not accepted.

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  9. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 5:00:00 AM PDT

    Oh' My, this is real!

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  10. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 5:05:00 AM PDT

    See jee eye

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  11. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 5:38:00 AM PDT

    Nope, It's real.

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  12. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 5:40:00 AM PDT

    I can prove 100%, that tree is REAL. don't question it.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 9:16:00 AM PDT

      Agreed. I wish scientists would open their hearts

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  13. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 6:36:00 AM PDT

    Are the trees real? They're blurry too.

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  14. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 6:48:00 AM PDT

    NOTE: I'm familiar with the area, which is located between Sarasota and Port Charlotte (Southwest Florida near the Gulf). I have investigated this 'hot' cryptid area in previous years and the activity continues today. I still receive reports from residents in Manatee, Lee, Desoto, Hardee and Polk counties. Some of these reports are included in Phantoms & Monsters: Cryptid Encounters...Lon

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:05:00 AM PDT

      Any lizardmen in that area?

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:13:00 AM PDT

      How about lizard woman. Lizard women are cool

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:16:00 AM PDT

      I want a lizardwoman's shed skin so I can wear it to camp fires in my living room.

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:18:00 AM PDT

      ^^^^^^ that is just wrong

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:30:00 AM PDT

      Which part lizard womans skin or camp fires

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  15. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 7:46:00 AM PDT

    oZzy moved away some time ago, I miss his cock, and I'm always hungry for intercourse.
    FUCK MY PUSSY!

    My website: hcg injections

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  16. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 7:51:00 AM PDT

    What an exciting time to be a footer!

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  17. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 7:54:00 AM PDT

    Yep, we have hoaxes galore, people writing fictitious papers on DNA and a guy willing to keep us up to date on all of it reporting minute by minute.

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  18. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:01:00 AM PDT

    Now we have menstruating apes in Florida

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:16:00 AM PDT

      Oh yeah

      Got to do it like the magic monkey

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  19. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:02:00 AM PDT

    Why do you think we call them skunk apes.

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  20. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 8:43:00 AM PDT

    Ok it wuz me bigfoot threw my cap n the tree.

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  21. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 10:28:00 AM PDT

    Islanders/ Panthers tonight at 7:30! (At least I think it's tonight)

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  22. AnonymousSaturday, March 16, 2013 at 12:05:00 PM PDT

    Videos from cell phone are always blurry when taken from far until the techonolgy improves.

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  23. AnonymousSunday, March 17, 2013 at 3:52:00 AM PDT

    WHY DOESNT THE OWNER OF TIS SIGHT. STOP UPOADING THIS SHIT! THEN THE HOAXERS DONT GET A PLATForM>IT AINT ROCKET SCINCE> QUALITY ABOVE QUANTITY

    then again whatwould this stoner and phil do for living
    ps sorry for the shouting. it was me being mad

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