Monday, March 25, 2013

Breakdown: Ohio Grassman Footage


Is this the Ohio Grassman? Why does it move so slow and why can't people catch it? Michael Merchant breaks it down for us:

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    1. I think it was hoaxers doing grass that made this.

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    2. Yeah, the Ohio grassman in these neck of the woods is just my neighbor who is the go to guy for the good green :)

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    3. MERCHANT YOUR A FOOKIN COCK THATS THE WORST RESOLUTION IVE SEEN ON THAT FOOTAGE - A BIOLOGIST HA !! THIS WEBSITE HAS GONE TO TURKEY

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    4. Lol wtf? need some tissues for your issues anon 8:08

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    1. No biggy. The firsters are losers anyway.

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    1. I think its merchant stumbling arout after he found some mushrooms

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    2. Or when he's off his meds

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    3. Or, that's what Bigfoot wants you to think.

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    4. I wish it was MerCunt out there, I would come up and shove his nose out his ass. I'm sorry Shawn but this sKid mark does not believe in the existence of BF so why do you let him breakem down? I have seen plenty of vids that make you say WTF, He is not even funny, let me host breakdowns for one day and I promise you'll get a lot more click for your buck.
      Yes I'm mad Bro
      Squatch Nuts

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  4. Squatch with a bad case of jock itch

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  5. And the Michael Merchant youtube revenue stream project continues into 2013. I guess the atheism stuff and debates about white massacre theory just wasn't cutting it back in the day.

    You really have to question how much thought goes into these when he pumps them out as fast as he does.

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    1. How does this revenue stream work I would like free money for you tube videos

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  6. About a month ago, I commented on the impressive amount of evidence on this blog. Well, I am done reading through it all (well, most of the main articles) and frankly, I am amazed this being has not been proven to be an existing species!
    The evidence on this blog is overwhelming! Thanks to the owner, but I am going over to check out a site called bigfoot forum.

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    1. I don't know if your being sarcastic or not but what the hell i'm drunk at 9am...

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    2. Jeeze..take it easy. Don't let the sound of bigfoot drive you crazy..

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    3. H is also livin the dream as much as any firster wooooooo wooooooooo
      Diamonds and guns

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  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziH9St7ajuw

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  8. Did anyone see its penis swaying? It was swaying a little to the left!

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    1. A rare and wonderous thing.

      The Grassman's pee pee.

      MMG

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  9. They get Old like every single thing on Earth! This may just be on old one or it got hit by a car and crippled somewhere in it's life! Or it could just be a plain old fake!

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  10. Is that a hat or a bird on its head?

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  11. Can you say monkey suit? This is so fake that it's laughable. Yet another in a long line of hoaxes.

    Will someone ever come up with in focus footage?

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  12. We enhanced it... it got more blurry.
    :)

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    1. hahaha, funny how that works.

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  13. Moneymaker: "That will probably find us some virgins."

    Barrackman: "I think I might know the right place!"

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    1. I know were G Money can find a virgin to Penis
      Renae

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    2. He got that Virgin idea from lookin in the mirror and Honey Bo Bo
      Sq N

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  14. This guy thinks he's a biologist?

    This behavior has been well documented here at the East Central office of the Cenral Southwest Chapter of the Ohio Grassman Conservatory.

    Like the precocious killdeer, the grassbitch will often feign injury to lure predators/cryptozoologists away from their young.

    The West Central office of the Central Southwest Chapter of the OGC has also reported that sometimes packs of younger grassmen will use a decoy like this to distract attention while the other members of their mosh steal food/coolers/babies.

    This April expect our full report on "The Human Mimickry of the Grass People", in which we release groundbreaking recordings of their vocalizations as they taunted, bullied and actually chased our investigators out of Sycamore State Park.

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  15. and merchant chooses a breakdown on an onvious,what a shock. he is so witty

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    1. You are soooo much better at this wit thing.

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  16. er,"obvious fake"! damn coffee sticky keys

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    1. Ya sure it coffee on those keys?

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  17. So easy. Since bigfoot does not exist (take anthropology 101) its a person in a suit.

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    1. ^
      Do you pretend to be a Bigfoot skeptic because you think it makes you look like less of an asshole for being obsessed with a mythical creature. ?

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    2. I don't think there is enough info in a 100 level physical anthropology class to conclude bigfoot does not exist. Also, it may be not be in the homo line, which is the focus of anthropology...

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    3. LOL. As if anthropology has never been wrong in the past.

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  18. What the hell is wrong with you people? Shawn keeps lobbing us these softballs that you should be cranking out of the park!

    Are you all experiencing that Monday morning, post-Binding Figboot depression that comes when your four clown-heroes find absolutely nothing?

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    1. Yes yes I am. There's a Bigfoot under my bed. Ahhhhhhhhhh! I know what I saw bobo knows what I saw. And I'm part of the club now he said.

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    2. I'm really interested in nothing. As a nothing researcher, I think Finding Nothing helps bring in more people to the awareness of nothing. If the show could get one kid interested in nothing, then I'm going to vacuum my lawn.

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    3. Amen. There really is much that can be learned from nothing. In the near future applied nothing will be the foundation of technology.

      Sadly, our American kids are falling behind the Japanese children when it comes to nothing. I just hope nobody does nothing about it..

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    4. Yes I agree nothing is very important as it is what makes up 90 percent of dark matter it is also a very important aspect of anti matter I am so glad we can have a civilized discussion on nothing the world has truly come a long way

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    5. ..lol.."The Worlds only 24/7 Nothing Blog: Encouraging Readers to Draw Nothing(and like it) From Nothing"..

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    6. Hey is anyone else going to the myakka expedition?

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  19. The Blurry Hand of Bindernagel!!

    --------------------------------------------------->>

    MMG

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  20. I saw the Proebst talk show clip with Cliff, Renae, and Bobo discussing the PG film. That guy really got Bobo pissed off and kept pushing his buttons. I thought Bobo was going to go all Travis chimpshit on him and rip off his face.

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  21. Bo Bo will beat your ass then probably eat it with a case of Shaeffer light.

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  22. The above subject has the same bunched up hair/grass thingy going on, on it's shoulders, that Dyer's Tent Video Sasquatch has. Maybe these two were separated at birth and now they are electronically rejoined on the human internet. Or perhaps they have the same costume maker, who could not make a living knitting wool sweaters for pets.

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  23. I will put our Ohio Grassman up against all the badest Bigfoots in all regions of NA.

    This on will not be our entry.

    Chuck

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  24. Bigfoot looks like hes trying to make a phone call, amazing how well this species has evolved.

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