What Is That? - Chapter Two [ParaBreakdown]
When making your prank Bigfoot videos, don't find yourself trapped in the never ending downward spiral that is bad acting. Hire the best actors possible to add realism to an otherwise ridiculous production. You can see the first "what is that" Bigfoot video here.
Definitely a real Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a fake smallfoot
DeletePWNED!
DeleteFirst
ReplyDeleteFAIL!
Deletemy grandmother riding by on a unicycle giving me the finger
DeleteDid granny finger you often?
DeleteI guess not this time.
ReplyDeleteHi Rictor!
Deletethey are bad shots, 3 shots and no kill
ReplyDeleteJustin got two with two shots
HAHA
JUSTIN SMEJA IS AN AMERICAN HERO!
DeleteOverweight? Check.
DeleteGun-lover? Check
Below average intelligence? Check
Enterprising liar? Check
Yep, American hero! Wrap that man in the flag!
Um, what's wrong with liking guns?
DeleteJustin, STOP calling yourself a hero.
DeleteWhat the hell, hoax or no, firing a rifle like that, not knowing what might be beyond your line of site is pretty stupid. Especially since he's either a lousy shot, or an idiot taking random shots.
ReplyDeleteShoot first ask questions later. Shoulda been wearing orange anyway.
DeleteFuckem
DeleteTHATS A SQUATCH!
ReplyDeleteThey are a type of people.
DeleteI do believe theres a Squatch in these woods.
DeleteThere's something on the hill!
DeleteYou'll get another hoax and like it.
ReplyDeletePoor little Footer, hopes dashed yet again.
damnit:(
Deletethey are real i saw one i PROMISE but NOONE believes me:(
i hope one day us knowers will be vindicated.
You'll get nothing and like it
Delete
DeleteWhat'a a NOONE.
Is this the missing reel of the Patty massacre?
ReplyDeleteMore like the Patty BBQ.
DeleteSykes is going to PWN the bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteThe MIB have already gotten to him.
DeleteWhich is it ? Longtime footer and pretend academic Saskeptic is calling Sykes a heretic for getting involved but when he finds no DNA he'll be the JREF butt plug's hero ?
DeleteSaskeptic is a dork Sykes is entertaining you magic ape bleevers foe a while before he delivers the ultimate pwnage
DeleteDo you JREF buttplugs still bleeve Kitakaze found the P/G suit ?
ReplyDeleteDo footers still bleeve in magical 10 foot/800 pound apes that are everywhere but nowhere at the same time?
DeleteI feel very priveleged to be 'knower'. Only a few of my encounters with this magnificent animal have been sexual.
Delete^
DeleteDo you pretend to be a Bigfoot skeptic because you've been ridiculed in real life for having an obsession with a mythical creature ?
It all started at age 9. I would say 'C'mon Matt, let's go play baseball with the other kids' and he would say 'No let's go out into the woods again'.
DeleteThey're a kind of people
DeleteDo you pretend to be a knower because you've convinced yourself that shadow you saw was a bigfoot and not your uncle Jed?
DeleteI can't talk for the skeptic above me, but I found this site because I had the misfortune of sitting through an entire episode of Finding Bigfoot...
DeleteIt's physically hard for me to watch that garbage and not have an opinion on it.
I will readily admit that when I was younger, I watched the PGF and was fascinated...and I watch the various documentaries late at night once in a blue moon, but how anyone gives Matt Moneymaker a show and a platform to stand on is as big a joke as the Jerry Springer show.
I also find the commentary here pretty funny so I stuck around.
My personal favorite is: "The Government is hiding Bigfoot". Gets me every time.
Look around, if you care to take a look the PGF has been proven a hoax time and time again (but im guessing you already knew that!). Welcome and enjoy the circus show, great entertainment!
DeleteBut, but, the gubmint is hiding bigfoot!
DeleteI'm fully aware of the issues surrounding the PGF...but I also have no problem saying that it is fascinating. It beats out the other hoax videos that been coming out for the past 40 years.
DeleteI come here to stare at Amazon Eve ------->
DeleteNow every time I see bigfeets I get aroused!
Unfortunately, everytime I see Bindernagel I get aroused too!
DeleteStick around it's great here we are just one big dysfunctional happy family with severe personality disorders and obsessional behavioral patterns and despite the PGF being proved the real deal many times there are the odd few who seem to question it but it's all good fun as long as you do not take things to seriously you will be just fine.
Deletetwenty Eight _ Bitches..
ReplyDeleteIn the first "What is that video"...how on earth did that guy teach his Parrot to hold a video camera?
ReplyDeleteHA!
DeletePoor little footer don't you cry
ReplyDeleteMelba's going to hoax you a lullaby
if that lullaby don't ring true
footer community will forget about you.
are you saying melba is a looney toon?
DeleteNo, she's sore.
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DeleteThe poor guy sounds as if he has lost the plot I am never sure if it is a good idea to allow residents in those institutions to have internet access, oh well he seems harmless enough.
I say don't feed them unless they seem to really ask for that somehow. They can take care of themselves. They are suspicious and unpredictable as to what they eat. When I throw food out and if they are hungry they know where it is.
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DeleteNever throw food out it just encourages vermin next thing you know they are in your wall cavities.
How can grown-ups not see how banal a quickie youtube bigfoot hoax is? LAME. Dyer creates back stories and drama, is a member of the community, and knows what it takes to get some traction. That's different. If you are simply going into the woods to make a quickie vid that you will claim actually happened, try to be a little more imaginative.
ReplyDeleteFake being hopelessly lost and starving and then chow down on your girlfriend or something...
Dyer is the F*UCKING man!!
DeleteLeaked Bigfoot DNA Study: 97% chance that sasquatch in fact does exist as a government conspiracy to make footers look stupid!
ReplyDeleteDon't be so hard on yourself.
DeleteThere is NO WAY a human being could have run that fast.
ReplyDeleteMike Payne can, but he is "Superhuman".
DeleteLee Harvey oswald coulda made those shots
ReplyDeleteHoax! Youtube comedy video...
ReplyDeleteBert