These Recent Bigfoot Visitations In Ontario Makes Me Not Want Visit Canada
Whatever is going on in Ontario Canada right now is freaking nuts. We know for a fact that Canadians don't lie or hoax, right? They're God's chosen people and they're too nice. Unlike Americans, the people up there don't joke around when it comes to Sasquatch (they don't like to use the word Bigfoot).
These videos coming out of Ontario recently, especially from a particular habituation site is amazing, and creepy at the same time. In December an Ontario family of four while driving home one night found 18 inches tracks. One habituator has been experiencing activities and interactions with Bigfoots near his property since September. The Bigfoots in Ontario don't care about covering their tracks it at all it seems. In the U.S., the Bigfoots here typically do their best to cover their trackways, and some go to great lengths to avoid leaving tracks by jumping from rock to rock.
Check out these crazy videos by a man who claims the Sasquatches have been visiting his property since September:
The Visits Continue
Sasquatch Hand Print and Language Capture
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ReplyDeleteHAHA! I have the satisfaction of not only being the REAL first, but of declining to claim it! I RULE! I guess I better put some pants on and go outside for the first time today
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DeleteSo is this creature from Vegas as he seems to be dropping dice everywhere, this may be the first explanation I have heard as to why pictures of BF are blurry it is simply for copyright purposes, who would have thought it.
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DeleteYeah that blurry picture is absolutely worthless! Why even show it? Makes me think this is a hoax!
DeleteHabituation? Bwaaaahaahaaaaaa!
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DeleteDon't worry, we all know you are the real First on this article, Travis. This guy will only be First if you are for any reason unable to fulfill your duties as First poster.
DeleteThank you for your recognition. I would like to resign as first and pass the torch to you, 7:46. But beware.... heavy lies the crown
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DeleteBITCH FIRST
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DeleteYou look like MM without the killer do.
DeleteThank you! I'm working on growing it out
DeleteOh who gives a flat iron fuck who's first. Leave your comment and move the fuck on u bumbling bozos! How old are ya anyways. If u are over 20 u should quit acting like brats. Grow the fuck up ya dumbasses!
ReplyDeleteI hate the whole "first" thing, reminds me of a bunch of pussies just waiting to get fucked and I hope you delete my comment to prove my point
DeleteShawn please delete
DeleteAnon 311. U got that right! Bunch of bratty bitches probably looking for the first bone to stick up their ass and pass it around so everyone of those bitches can taste it!
DeleteIf I could turn it off I would anon. I tried to quit firsting but I couldn't. when it gets in your blood, you can't get rid of it. It's a powerful thing man.
DeleteI'm new to firsting and I can already tell it will be a lifelong pursuit. I no longer even care about bigfoot, my wife, my job, my kid. Only being first. Being first is the meaning of life
DeleteKen: Mayor, you should just pass a law that gives us all a turn at first, no arguments and hard feelings. You the man Mayor, think about it, you have the power, use it for the greater good. It's the way Bigfoot would want it.
DeleteWhen I snagged my first 'first' I strutted around the house in my underwear and made the fam call me 'King Titus Whitus'.
DeleteKen?
DeleteGives us all a turn at first? Are you some kind of Red Communist pinko scum??
Firsting is THE sport of the new millenium- it combines technological know-how, physical fitness and psychology. I'm sending my kids to firsting camp this summer- I never made it big, but maybe one of them will.
DeleteYes I have been first twice, but not by choice.....now I'm struggling with my addiction and power....power of the Bigfoot!,,
DeleteKen: sorry Travis, Forgot my place Bro. Just trying to keep down trouble man, things get pretty tense about first, plus it's close to the end of the month, some are probably low on meds. Won't happen again TRAVIS.
DeleteIt's okay Ken, you're still pretty new here. Firsting is and always will be a controversial topic at BFE. Some people hate it because they don't understand it. Others place it on a pedistal and respect it as a type of art form or even a religion. All I know is when I'm first, I feel like I'm Chuck fuckin' Norris floating on clouds of titties, wearing a silk robe with a bad ass looking tiger on the back of it and I'm smoking the biggest god damn blunt you've ever seen your lives!!! THAT'S what FIRST means to me BITCHES!
DeleteKen, I forgive you this time. Just don't let it happen again!
DeleteWhat I'd like to know is where/when did this "first" posting behavior
Deleteoriginate? I've not seen it anywhere else, but wonder why or how it became "something" to be proud of ?
Firsting is getting on my secondary nerve!
DeleteDRINKING WITH BIGFOOT UPDATE:
ReplyDeleteSo it's going down right now. Been drinking blueberry schnapp's and playing harmonica with the bigfoot for half an hour ago.
He's kinda of a cool guy, listening to him go on about himself; his hopes, his dreams. Did you know Bigfoot always wanted to be a paramedic?
Too bad I'm going to pop a cap in his gonads when the cigars are all gone.
Too cap
Choot em!
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ReplyDeleteI dont want to visit Canada because it sucks!
ReplyDeleteIn Canada , we don't kill our President (JFK), we don't have a watergate,and we don't send some plane crash in our building !!!! I love USA, but I hate the way they think they are better than the rest of the world.....very sad.
DeleteCANADA SUCKS!
DeleteOur first lady doesn't bang Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in sleazy hotels. Disgraceful that episode!!
DeleteYou're an Idiot! ^ I don't want to admit this moron is an american, but since we have free speech like Canada We have to let even the whack jobs have a voice.
DeleteWhat are you talking about? That's cool. Could you imagine how cool it would be if Barbara Bush got banged by Bono or Bruce Springsteen? Or if Michele got the dry the clam treatment from Robert Plant and Letterman?
DeleteI think it would be hot seeing Hillary taking a bbc from Jay-Z.
DeleteI guess you are right, on second thought. Her name was Margret Sinclair and she was hot. Although the wife of a PM and a person of privilege, she was happy to be a drug addled, bimbo, groupie. Oh, Canada! You rock!
DeleteCanada is awesome.
DeleteCanada is a homosexual haven!
DeleteWe developed the Neutron Bomb with Canada in mind.
DeleteAmericans don't think they're better than everyone else... just better than Canadians.... because we are.....
Delete....because we are....
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DeleteI hope the kids who read this blog are more like Stewart.
ReplyDeletewinger kicks ass!
DeleteGet a life u mullet fuck! Winger sucks ass!
DeleteFly high lesbian seagull.
DeleteCanadian squatches drink more beer and have bigger balls.
huhuhuh... maybe stewart has diarrhea
DeleteThat is very interesting!! Canada the hot spot!
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DeleteIntersting if it is real, check out the other vids on you tube from Ontario Sasquatch.
Hot spot!? Did you not see all that white stuff on the ground? It's called snow. It's cold!
DeleteI sucked squatch crotch last night! It tasted like rotten asshole. And I like some good ripe asshole! I'm going back for seconds!
ReplyDeleteShawn....thought you were going to clean this up so the kids and family enjoy it. What happened to your resolve? Going to wait until your kids can read?
DeleteAnon, fuck you and your shitty ass kids!
Deletewhy isnt Mike Smith ever in these videos? Oh yah, he is warming his feet up inside. Enough garbage already Toejam.
ReplyDeleteHe took the last train to Clarkesville.
Delete11 feet tall come on
ReplyDeleteNephilim baby.
DeleteThe blurring adds a few feet.
DeleteKen: all that noise and squealing like a pig, I wonder If I were to go outside and empty my dual 40cals you think they would come in with their hands up?
ReplyDeleteThat's all that makes you not want to visit Canada
ReplyDeleteNephilim nephilim nephilim what about the seraphim what ever happend to them
ReplyDeleteTHey got caught fondling the cherubim.
DeleteOh my fault I didn't realize they were being persecuted as you were people nothin to see here
DeleteKen: Yea H.B., what about the RED haired Giants killed by the Native Americans. Who are they? from where did they come?Why did they stay, even in the face of their own demise?I think there are many many mysteries left unanswered. Good to see you H. B.
DeleteThat I don't have an answer for there's a bunch of other cool stuff I can tell you about once you set up an email
DeleteHashy is back from his extended stay circle jerk! How was it ol boy?
DeleteKen: soon brother soon, she's home from the Doc, but probably gonna happen in the next couple days. Maybe tnight bro.. I've been reading about the sunken structures off Japan's coast and some good theories on Stone Hinge man. Plus Ancient Geometry too, pretty cool stuff.
DeleteIt was a triumph of the human/sasquatch spirit.
DeleteAmazing how ATV tracks always seem to show up right next to the "tracks".
ReplyDeleteAmazing how your lame comments keep ending up on here!
DeleteI heard an owl and a duck.
ReplyDeleteOver the sounds of birds chirping in your head ?
DeleteYeah buddy they're gonna power the playstation 4 with the amd 8 core chip they just announced through amd so the can increase performance and reduce price by getting out from under intel
ReplyDeleteKen: H.B. Just got a call from my Daughter, going to the Hosp.. keep your fingers crossed for her bro, let you know how it went later bro.. later..
DeleteCongrats man ill say a prayer for her good luck brother
DeleteCouple drunk Canucks trying to imitate the famous Sierra Sounds/Samurai Chatter. Add in a little wood knocking, and voila
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So that's either the juvy sas. practicing his drums (he wants to join a band to his pop's chagrin), or they are out for a night of forest bowling.
ReplyDeletePeople need to stop referring to regular Sasquatch activity as "habitations". These animals have a long life (apes can live up to 50 years in the wild), and it is common for tracks of the same individual to turn up again and again over time.
ReplyDeleteUnless one places a camera near a track find. Those things are bigfoot repellants according to Dr. Ketchum. She owns a journal, you know!
DeleteCome on with all of the dice on the ground, you should have known he's challenging you to a game of Yahtzee.
ReplyDeleteThat was good research right there, but I don't see the need to blur for copyright. What does guy think he's going to do? Sell it for a Million dollars? Is he going to sue you? Screw him I say and just publish the damn thing. The world wants to know. We have a right to it.
ReplyDeleteIf a good amount of Canadians believe in the magic monkey, that makes me not want to visit Canada either.
ReplyDeletegood. we dont need you.
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Right !!!
DeleteWell, I don't live this far north, as these people's habituation....the Sasquatch running rampant here in my woods are just as mischievous as these!
ReplyDeleteThey are very wary of technology as well! I have no computer, cameras, or recording devices at my cabin! Somehow they sense it!
I am using a relatives computer here in town because the Sassy's just seem to sense technology! It's amazing really!
I enjoy checking out the recent Sasquatch news, so I drop in on this particular relative real quick to get updates online about the recent flurry of news concerning Sassy
Good look guys and be respectful. Be back tomorrow!
Looks like this guy's auditioning for Finding Bigfoot: Canada.
DeleteI hear they're still trying to fill the role of the chubby stoner that certifies everything to be a bigfoot so maybe he's got a shot.
It is because of losers like you that we don't get many decent posts.
DeletePlease take you juvenile humor somewhere else!
Geeze, you Canadians sure are sensitive about your mythical creatures.
DeleteSense it? If you call shape shifting into an invisible orb and entering your cabin with you in it, and without you noticing that they are there with you, in what seems to them as an ordinary out of body experience, yep I guess you can call that sensing. In the States, we call that a guest for dinner.
DeleteVery Cool.Well done.Hard work.I'm a Canuck & I guess things are HOT in Cottage country Ontario,not far from my home...But I'm coming down for a visit to Florida.Its warmer.I'll take my computer.Maybe I'll bring down some luck & Tim will get a Skunk Ape.Ya maybe I'll go buy a used car of off Dryer(another skunk ape)Good luck to all.GF
ReplyDelete"makes me not want visit canada." damn, proofread your shit already!
ReplyDeleteFreaking nuts? Yawn. Not really. Nothing new with this video. The cameraman just compressed his small collection into a short segment. About the only difference between Canada and the U.S. is the Sasquatch practice singing opera notes up there, and they like to push over trees, as sentence punctuation. When the Sasquatch start to give high fives to the hairless humana, and vocalize "eh!", at the end of every series of branch breaks and rock clacking, then they may have an habituation.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were a bit knock kneed and pigeon toed.
ReplyDeleteAt least reports seem to indicate that. So how are the two side by side footprints more human like?
I think the prints are fake. All of them.
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Rock clacks that I did myself near the mic !
ReplyDeleteDuck calls and whoops I made while banging on my garbage cans.
My Japanese neighbor telling me off and a short example of a calliope playing in my front yard.
Bigfoot is Real I tell you!
Same ol song and dance around this place! I read some funny comments but still the same shit over and over again!
ReplyDeleteWithout the people that post the occasional funny comment on here, the traffic will go down to about 6 hits a day. I think Shawn realized this a long time ago.
DeleteWhy post a photo of 'bigfoot' if you're going to blur it "for copyright reasons?" Yeah, that's believable.
ReplyDeleteJust shoot the hoax out-of-focus and behind trees and brush 500 yards away like everyone else and be done with it.
In the first video the first sound could be a fox, second sound is definitely a barred owl, third sound of voices is unexplainable, last sound may be a ruffed grouse (deep, drumming vocalization.)
ReplyDeleteLast for now.Sometimes first isn't alwayz great.For example:first to die,first to try new medication,first tat2..As for the tree knocking,they have such a good rythm,I would like to get them a record deal and I will be the first to have a Bigfoot Band..
ReplyDeleteGreat recordings from the great white north!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing
Same ol song and dance around this place! I read some funny comments but still the same shit over and over again!
ReplyDeleteNow I see why we are turning into a 3rd world country..no brains....the smart ones are the squatches and they will take over the world. Would love to visit this area...amazing!!! Glad I beat my kids asses, at least they don't act like you goons!
ReplyDeletemaybe the Sas in Canada are more relaxed not a bunch of nuts intent on killing them
ReplyDeleteOkay, yeah....so I guess from the comments, that I am not the only one who knows the 2 videos are totally fake?
ReplyDeleteOntario Sasquatch my ass.
This guy is tall, real tall. He made them himself, or in the first video, I noticed that the footprint did not have an arch - it was flatter than what would be possible if it was a human or ape - FAKE. AND NOT A GOOD FAKE. The first video offers a sound byte that I can not explain, though. Sounds half human, half loon or owl. If that is fake, it's at least a good one. 3.5 stars.