The Bigfootery Enquirer's Superb Write-up On Ketchum, Ed Smith, Freezer Boy Hoax 2.0
The Bigfootery Enquirer was started four years ago and they are still going strong. Their editorial is a tangible reminder that there are smart people in Bigfootery. While they don't post as often as we do, their articles are typically longer and a great way to catch up on what's going on in the world of Bigfoot.
Their latest article titled, "It’s Official, At This Point 2013 is Not the Year of the Sasquatch, it is the Year of Bigfootery", dives deep into the hoaxes of 2013, including the "Daisy in a box hoax" and the Rick Dyer's Hoax 2.0:
How can one disagree with that appraisal? Two body hoaxes and now the Ketchum/NABS/Paulides affair in less than two months, what a start to 2013. Bigfootery is alive and well and, although hard to imagine, is spiraling down in an even more rapid descent. We have genuine fears for the topic and “bigfoot research”, the carnival barkers seem to be getting more brash and the marks seem to be an easier dodge. Our internal BFE discussions attempting to explain what is happening come back to a few threads we have touched upon for years, churn, greed, ego, cults of personality, general bigpuffery, perhaps desperation – but the scale – it’s growing exponentially. And the noise, it is giving us a collective headache. And the bigfootery, simply shameful, making anyone remotely interested look foolish.
Click here to read the delightful article on Melba Ketchum, David Paulides and all of Bigfootery: thebigfooteryenquirer.wordpress.com
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DeleteThere you have it gentlemen...the cutting edge technology required to catch an elusive, non-existent 900lb ape that lives in your yard
DeleteWhat? Henry May going wooowhoop? The mad bastard what he is.
DeleteActually, the 900lb ape lives in the neighbor's yard, but he poops in my yard...the nerve.
DeleteThe PGF is a fake, there is no such thing as BF, it is a mythical creature! It is more amazing that people still believe BF exists than the idea of BF itself. No new PGF like footage in almost fifty years, yet there are more people in NA, less remote areas to remain hidden, more people actually looking for BF than ever, better technology, and even though almost everyone has a camera on them these days (in the form of a cell phone), not a decent photo or sequence of footage has been presented since 1967? That is because BF is not real, it doesn't exist. There is no way a population of BF is living on the edges of NA populations centers and science hasn't catologued it...or taken it seriously.
DeleteIf BF were real...one would get blasted on opening day of hunting season, a day when millions and millions of the dudes in camo put down their remotes and pick up their rifles and wander into the woods of NA to kill something. What? BF circles that day on his calendar and stays in? Moves the family into the cave? It is not real?
Doesn't the fact that people claim BF is everywhere in NA bother footers, or at least set off some red flag in their minds? What? Any State that has a few trees has BF? BF everywhere means BF is nowhere! If some dude in Kansas, or far more fantastical PEI, can be convinced he saw BF....then anyone can be convinced they have BF in their hood. But they don't, because it is a mythical creature.
I used to believe in this stuff, did for years, talked to tons of folks about it, including some of the big names, a few I've even seen post on here, but after all these years, they're still looking, they're no closer to finding the truth...because you cannot find what is not there.
All BF is now is a good story to tell the lady friend when we're huddled in a tent in the back country, and rightfully so, in the light of day she will say...'I can't believe you scared me with that silliness ...'did some dude really claim he was hauled off in his sleeping bag and wake up with a family of BF?'. At which point we laugh, and I have to admit that I used to believe in these fables too. But if we can't laugh at ourselves....well, you know how the story goes.
Anyway, carry on believing, getting out in the bush beats watching TV, but don't be too disappointed if you never ever find proof of BF. If that is what you're after, you're destined for failure because BF does not exist. Better to head out and enjoy the wilderness with BF as a secondary goal and the possibility (though futile in reality) you will see something while you're there.
I was raped by a bigfoot years ago. My daddy killed the offspring.So I burned him. I burned him, because he killed my baby. Nobody believe's it. But now maybe people will!
DeleteAnon 2:57--- I am going to copy your thread and post it all the time. You are BRILLIANT! You are 100% correct on everything you said. I applaud you.
DeleteIdiot anon 2:57 is either Timmy or Parnaussus, reeling footers in
DeleteWay to go 257, come on over to the good side, yeah! The hominin isnt real, repeat x10 when a stick breaks or coyotee yelps and some idiot says "squatch"...
DeleteGood post.
Wanda, that is so tragic, the world needs to hear your story.
DeleteAnonymous 2:57, Too bad we can't see you on real time video, with that hospital white strait jacket snugged up around your neck and both your arms wrapped around your back. How do you eat with that thing on, much less handle a keyboard. Do you use your tongue, or your big toe? Must be your tongue since your big toe is doing all the thinking for you right now. So much for multi-tasking.
DeleteI feel uneasy in the woods. That's how I know Bigfoot exists.
ReplyDeleteI get what you're saying. I always know they are there, when I get that feeling of being watched.
DeleteWhen you feel uneasy, just relax, they're not going to hurt you. Speak to them softly and tell them you are only passing through their neighborhood. That you mean them no harm and will not disturb their sanctuary.
Just be aware if you are in the woods that you are visiting their home and be respectful. Do not harass them or chase them. Their children are cherished, just like how we feel about our children. Treat them as you would like to be treated. They don't want to harm us but they will defend their home and kids.
Deleteand never, ever, ever offer up Bacon as for the love of GOD they are vegetarians and only eat cows ... Huh!!! Well I made that last bit up, actually I made it all up. Try ribs nailed to a tree instead :¬)
DeleteAnd do not wear your sombrero in a goofy fashion when out in the woods.
DeleteI feel uneasy in the woods. That's how I know Bigfoot researchers exist. Just think Dyer, Fasano, Biscardi, Damien Bravo, Smeja, or (shudder) Sharon Lee might be in the very same forest you are in.
DeleteWhat about squatchmaster? Or TGBF?
DeleteFinally something logical about Bigfoot! Using the term Bigfoot and enquirer in the same sentence!
ReplyDeleteLOL Funny because it's true.
DeleteFads come and go pet rocks, hoola hoops, Bigfoot
ReplyDeleteWhen is Melba going to start selling the squatch clothing, I want some furry underwears.
DeleteIn all respect, your comment is the most stupid thing I have read all day.
DeleteNo problem Bro. I'd also like to get the squatchwear Tshirt, with the drawing on it that the girl with cancer made. The one that Melba stole from her.
DeleteYou want Squatchwear T-shirts, talk to me.
DeleteSykes study will be out by December for everyone to see ..Oh wait its almost march and no says anything about sykes .Is he a fraud was he lying.
ReplyDeleteIs that all you've got Anon 124. C'mon...you can do better than that.
DeleteLet's start digging into Sykes personal life...maybe we'll find that he collects action figures or even worse has unpaid parking tickets...gasp. Anyone with unpaid parking tickets must be unscrupulous that his entire study needs to be written off.
Are they She-Ra Princess of Power action figures? Because I would still find him credible if I knew that was fact. That show was awesome.
DeleteHA!
DeleteI had the He-man + GI Joe's.
My sister had She-Ra though. lol
Now are we really sure Rick Dyer had a Rubber Bigfoot??He is after all the best bigfoot tracker ever!! and drives a corvette!He really is not some rube from Georgia
ReplyDeleteBigfoot sells, and we buy.
ReplyDeleteWould you like to buy my Bigfoot secret decoder ring?
DeleteIt translates their language into ours and makes it possible to communicate with them. It works very well.
Only $129.95
No...Bigfoot fun, I laugh :)
DeleteAs ever, the fear of embarrassment is the chief impediment to advancing science in novel directions. Thanks for admitting it.
ReplyDeleteMelba Ketchum went to the GenBank with her DNA sequences. While there, she said "I would like to make a deposit less cash back" The GenBank guy replied "you cannot get any cash back" Melba then took her DNA sequences and left.
ReplyDeleteMore Team Tazer approved back biting.
ReplyDeleteNo one mention Smeja though. Ok?
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Yes, I would enjoy a statement from Team Tazer regarding the Smeja incident.
DeleteWhen is Ro's doc. coming out?
I've been waiting since the interview Ro did with Justin...will it be out.Soon?
whats there to wait for? just more complete lack of evidence.
Deletebigfooters esentially believe that there are 1000lb 10 foot magic apes out there that shelter under a couple twigs resting parallel on a tree branch
ReplyDeleteBasically scoftics reject the idea that it's impossible for a creature sporting a natural ghillie and intelligence high enough to indulge in both strategic thinking and the progressive development of stealth culture to remain hidden in a systematic and comprehensive way. Despite the fact that army snipers and SF earn a living doing just that.
DeleteI think you meant "accept" or "possible" instead of "reject" or "impossible". Doesn't really matter though, because your point would still be idiotic.
DeleteYou're actually comparing Special Forces intelligence to the intelligence of a non-existent 8 foot tall ape man.
Good catch. Grammatical errors where no editing is allowed are a good indicator of idiocy. Once you finish your hearty guffaw you should blog on over to YouTube and explain the impossibility of some ghillie videos to the rubes over there.
DeleteLike I said, the point you're making is idiotic no matter how good or bad your grammar is.
DeleteI understand you're a fan of ghillie suits, good for you. Now tell us again how Bigfoots are similar to Special Forces...
Guffaw!
You mean other than the ghillie and stealth techniques?
DeleteGuffaw!
DeleteIt's hard to be taken seriously if you can't spell "segue".
ReplyDeleteNo, its actually not. With logic like that its no wonder that in the grand scheme of life, the only thing you have managed to accomplish is being an idiot shill for Smelba, Dyer, Joe Black and Paulides. Talk about bottom of the barrel aspirations.
DeleteBeans and cornbread again.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCbrCocprE0
ReplyDeleteBF stealth: unprecedented.
He's just a Boy...He don't know no better.
ReplyDeleteCarl