New Footage: Utica Illinois Bigfoot
This footage was shot by YouTube user THrmsX on Saturday afternoon. According to the witness this possible sasquatch was "accidentally" captured on video while driving by Starved Rock State Park in Utica Illinois. Is it a Bigfoot? It's hard to tell. La Salle county is one of the most active counties in Illinois for Bigfoot activity. Last November, a bow hunter reportedly witnessed an animal resembling a gorilla near Marseilles chasing a doe.
Oh my laawddd. FIRST? :)
ReplyDeleteLes is more! Way to go, buddy!
Deleteits a penguin how dumb are you guys
DeleteIt's me looking for arrow heads, not! Just a stump cause it does NOT move!
DeleteFirst!!!
Deletefurst !
ReplyDeleteIf at first you don't succeed, try and try again!
ReplyDeleteFist!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD IT'S A TREE STUMP!!!!
ReplyDeleteBigfoot's are known to mimic tree stumps!!! LOL
DeleteIt's got to be a squatch...what else could it be?
ReplyDeleteA "first" victory and a sarcastic comment in less than 2 minutes! The competition around here is really tough...
DeleteTurkey?
DeleteThe tree's around there are not that big, which rule's out a tree stump. It is not clear enough to verify what it is, so I would have to put it as a blur foot!
DeleteI'd bet on it being a stump long before I'd think it a squatch.
DeleteNOPE WILL NEVER HAPPEN my cousins live in Peru il right there most of the land is flat because of farms the few small forests would never hide or sustain an animal that big.
DeleteDoes that rule out other large animals like deer that live there in HUGE numbers?
DeleteSorry I should've been a lot clearer no big animal you wouldn't expect to see. Deer are really common I meant like something on two feet standing taller than a human and not on two hooves with the other two holding it steady against a tree strangely coyotes have just started coming actually in Chicago deer are all the way in forest patches even half way to downtown Utica is 2 hrs out of the city but it's all plains there's no standing forest to get into the patches where it claims to be it's roughly 130 mi out and the coyote I've never seen in my lifetime now they are coming in eating dogs and cats
DeleteNot to mention it's just close enough to the city that if a farmer seen a human looking thing skulking on his farm we'd definately have a body unless the paranormal alien people are right
DeleteSorry about that that's what I was talkin about the other day about city talk we talk to everyone as if you were standing next to me just assuming you know what I meant that's kinda why I think we come across as crass
DeleteWhy can't that film be just some guy walking in the woods?
ReplyDeleteAre you seriously that stupid? A human could traverse that terrain! Only a 10 ft/ 800 pound ape could do that!
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DeleteI agree, a human and a 10 ft/ 800 pound ape could do that!
I know this, had Smeja been in that vehicle, he'd of shot it.
ReplyDeleteAsk questions later. Always packin', always fat, always flannel.
DeleteThere's something on the hill!
ReplyDeleteI do bleeve there's a Squatch in these woods.
DeleteEnoch ya!
DeleteThey're a kind of people.
DeleteI've seen em. Their bears.
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DeleteWhose bears ?
The elusive three foot tall Stumpsquatch.
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DeleteIn my professional opinion, that is a squatch. Notice the compliant gate. It was probably going to the bottom of the canyon to hypnotize dogs and smack wood
ReplyDeleteAnd eat pancakes, don't forget the glass filled pancakes smothered in syrup.
DeleteThis footage continues on for 2 more minutes. In the full version the beast crab walks across the road farting the national anthem. Erickson can't release the rest until tensions with Iran calm down
DeleteMakes sense. I will patiently wait and defend him for at least 5 more years.
DeleteThat proves it. Game over.
ReplyDeleteBetter call Matt Moneytaker.
Finally the smoking gun
DeleteYep, I bleeve now.
DeleteThis is exactly why the bigfoot community is a laughing stock.
ReplyDeleteThat's a SQUATCH!!!
Delete"laughing stump"
DeleteOh shit..I think we just proved in Bigfoot!
ReplyDeleteNo doubt about it.
DeleteTake that, skeptards!
I think i see a midtarsel brake.
ReplyDelete....and a sagital crest.
DeleteBut what about the gait? Is it compliant? What amazing animals!
DeleteWhat's that smell?
Deletedid the guy who took the footage mention that the creature stunk ?
DeleteAnd dermal ridges. You can't fake dermal ridges.
DeleteBy the way, what happened to Gaudet and his Louisiana bigfoot track with the dermal ridges?
I guess he realized it's harder to fake them than he thought.
Much harder to fake then just reposting Quantra nonsense. What a patoot.
DeleteThey must of had a nice gifting basket in the car.
ReplyDeleteIf it is a human, it is about a half step away from falling to its death. A shallow snow depth on a steep hill will almost always cause a fall.
ReplyDeleteProbably did fall. Hikers will find a monkey suit filled with human bones this spring
DeleteStumpsquatch
ReplyDeleteLook at top left!
ReplyDeleteJESUS. TWO OF EM!
It appears to be contemplating suicide by jumping into the canyon. Oh the humanity.
ReplyDeleteMy sighting took place just outside of mount rainier national park. I was napping in an orchard when all of the sudden I got a whiff of that all too familiar smell. Suddenly, a huge beast with a compliant gate bent over and kissed my forehead. It then whispered in my ear "wishes always come true here." It then ran to the forest. There is NO WAY a human could have run that fast.
ReplyDeleteOh that's rich douche.
DeleteWhat sorta lovely gifting basket did you offer that squatch?
DeleteBravo! One can actually see the turds flying out of it's taterhole! Well done, lads, well done!
ReplyDeleteIs it a horsie?
ReplyDeleteI just got nothing and I loved it!
ReplyDeleteI can't be sure if that's a squatch or not until Michael breaks it down
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DeleteI make sure I don't think anything about these vids until Team Tard give me the low down either.
Person, snowman, squatch, bear, hoax or none of the above. It could be anything. Not clear enough and not close enough. File under "?" for I don't know.
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Cool stump Bro.
ReplyDeleteIs it me or did that stump have wood?
ReplyDeleteJust a stump, I don't think they are any Squatches in my state of Illinois, IMO.
ReplyDeleteBFRO has over 200 reports from Illinois.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it's holding a rifle, or is that a branch or something?
ReplyDeleteIt looked like it was looking down into the ravine like it dropped something!
ReplyDeleteOh There he go !
ReplyDeleteJust look at the size of his "member".
ReplyDeleteJust what was he doing in a cocaine field?
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