Michael Merchant Discusses Dr. Melba Ketchum's Peer Reviewed Paper
Have you heard? Dr. Melba Ketchum just published her Bigfoot DNA paper today. Check out her website, DeNovo Scientific Journal, where for the low, low price of $30, you can purchase a copy to read for yourself. Some say it's the most beautiful manuscript they've ever laid eyes on. We've heard from a friend that he had cried when he read the part about Matilda breathing at 6 times per minute.
oh this is gonna be gold
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DeleteMy forum has egg on its face and is closed.
DeleteHaha bff got pwned yet again
DeleteNew tactic: drink Windex until you see bigfoot.
DeleteOr huff glue or paint
DeleteMushrooms are a lot better and less dangerous :)
DeleteHoly bullshit bipeds, Batman!
DeleteYou don't need to abuse any substances to see or beleive in Bigfoot. Just live in a fantasy world of your own making. Oh look, there is Bigfoot in my turnip patch chasing butterflies. Oh no! Uncle Jester just accidentally ran him over with the tractor!
DeleteLol one of the ads at the bottom is for UFO hunting equipment
DeleteHey SWP, I could hang out with you and talk squatch all day. Do you prefer purple kush,northen lights,sour diesel or blueberry?
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ReplyDeleteGood one merchant. Don't like seeing you get negative on people but sometimes it's called for. This looks like one of those times
DeleteYes, the 'paper' is published and outside of the bigfoot asylum, life goes on as usual without skipping a beat.
ReplyDeleteI continue to be amazed at the numbskulls that have a voice in the bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteSee Big Jim I told you on the other thread it wouldn't be long till SWP posted something! Hate to nitpick but I don't think it was Ketchum who did those tests on MonsterQuest I watched it on YouTube last week and all the DNA testing was done by guys, wasn't Ketchum involved with Destination Truth instead? Anyways, I like SWP's rants they always raise a smile and at least he doesn't take himself too seriously and calls it as he sees it.
DeleteIt's funny that the guy who calls Ketchum a cat vet calls himself a herpetologist to get a gig on a tv show.
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ReplyDeleteya , just what we need a f-n kook discusses another kook , we have come so far .
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ReplyDeleteI miss the shop broom that was under his nose !
ReplyDeleteThis whole release and journal purchase was the only way out for Melba Ketchum...she knew the bigfoot community and thousands of other people she spouted her lies to wouldn't just go away or "drop the subject"..she had to produce something...so that now if people ask, she can say "oh yeah, I turned it in, funded it, woe as me; I'm being bullied and picked on"...meanwhile the bigfoot community will give an eye roll and a groan of disappointment and move on and she can profit from anyone stupid enough to buy her work of fiction.
ReplyDeleteMaybe now she can rustle up the 75 bucks she owes that poor artist.
DeleteThe Better Business Bureau had a lot to say about her DNA business in Texas. Look it up, terrible rating. As low as it can get as a matter of fact. The BBB doesn't just make shit up and self promote either.
DeleteActually if you ever heard her side--It was from a bad rating with one lab, which when you get the facts, sounds very factual.--Can't remember the details but I think she speaks of it on a coast to coast interview--listen to that then make up your mid.
DeleteCoast to coast radio now there is sound broadcast journalism! Very very reliable source!
DeleteAbout as reliable as Ketchum herself.
DeleteShe now joins the hall of shame of people that started a long, convoluted line of b.s., which grew too big for her to sustain, and now everyone is on to her. Kind of like that jackass Todd Standing. The only thing any of these weirdos can do to redeem themselves is to produce an actual body.
DeleteOh yes 4:40, the BBB is out to get here. One lab you say? The truth is right here:
Deletehttp://www.bbb.org/east-texas/business-reviews/laboratories-medical/dna-diagnostics-in-timpson-tx-24003140
This guy is beyond beyond just a Dumbass, he needs to slow down on the Crank.
ReplyDelete^^^^^ dead on , so where did the cool side chops go ?
DeleteDon't be upset, there will be a new giant hoax soon. Latch onto it and ride the wave.
DeleteI think i see bigfoot behind Michael ..Im serious
ReplyDeleteAre you sure did you take enough if not take a little more I'm sure you'll see it
DeleteI see a tree stump lol
DeleteNot enough just take a whole handful
Deletecome on .... bigfoot is holding the camera , cant you see him in those 3 dollar sun glasses ?
DeleteLMFAO, a guy cried when reading about that ball of hairs fake aspirations? I swear you Church of Bigfoot schmucks are comedic gold.
ReplyDeleteI often have a good laugh, at the expense of footers, but today was the best, I tell ya, the BEST.
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Talk to Melba Ketchum. I think she may need your services.
DeleteThe doctor had no choice since she was running against Rick Dyer. Looks like she came in first.
ReplyDeleteIf you're not first you're last.
DeleteI like to think of Bigfoot like a shapeshifter, or a changeling, like that guy--You ever hear of that TV show Manimal?
DeleteThe HMS BFF is sinking fast. Man the life boats, save our souls, every man for himself.
ReplyDeleteThey have always had a contingiency plan in case today happened: Use Bill Munns as a floatation device and Mulder as an anchor.
DeleteMunns is emaciated compared to some of them, over there.
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No...I don't.
DeleteLMAO, the guy is a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest type guy.
Deletehe obviously found the still I had hid up tha holler .
DeleteI think she bought the journal to sell the paper to prove that we are all losing time and sense with all this crap.
ReplyDeleteSouthern yahoo is on suicide watch.
Delete6 inhalations per minute is in my opinion not unreasonable, hardly an impossibility that would stand out as evidence of malfeasance (as opposed to releasing a 16s clip of a bigfoot sleeping and nothing more, justified by saying no one would believe it anyway).
ReplyDeleteThe cyclist miguel induran was said to have a lung capacity of 4L. That's two times 2L cola bottles! You gotta bet when he slept, with a sleeping heart rate of 45 beats per minute, he wasn't breathing more than once every ten seconds. As would a critter twice his size, who is stomping about the woods all day, who is a non-smoker and far from city smog.
So many points of incredulity besides 6 breaths per minute! 6 breaths per minute is about the most plausible part of it all.
Hey dumbass, didn't you get the memo? Ther is NO Bigfoot.
DeleteMerchants opinion is completely irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteTrue, like he's telling us something we don't already know. sheesh
Deletewish he would figure out, no one cares about his rants
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DeleteNo but I have he went that away>>>>>>
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DeleteSo here's what we know in regards to this charade being perpetuated:
ReplyDelete1.) Her DNA business received a Grade "F" Rating by the BBB. (Proven)
2.) Claims of Bigfoot braiding horses hair are made. (Yet shows no proof)
3.) She communes with a family of 5 Sasquatches. (Yet again no proof)
4.) Emphatically claims and states as fact that: Bigfoot made some blurry stick structures. (Yet again no proof)
5.) Buys a website and buys a journal to post her manuscript in because no real credible scientific journal (backed by real credible peers) would accept it. (Proven)
6.) Charges $30.00 for everyone read it because proving the existence of Sasquatch and getting them "protection" is the most important goal (sarcasm). (Proven)
7.) Cites the Epic of Gilgamesh as "supporting evidence" to back her study. (Proven)
8.) Cites Daniel Boone shooting a Bigfoot as "supporting evidence" to back her paper. (Proven)
Looking at all of this, its not hard to make an educated guess in regards to the legitimacy of this paper.
You forgot the nipplejimmies and the angel DNA.
DeleteAnon @ 4:24 really the BBB. If you havent heard the "BBB" is a scam. They have been robbing money from businesses for years. If you pay you get an"A" regardless of how many complaints you get. If you dont pay and you get atleast one complaint that was resolved you still get an "F"...Crooks is what they are. Check out BBB shakedown on you tube and you'll see what I'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteAs for the DNA results lets wait to see what happens in the scientific community. There will be comments and interviews coming out about the results real soon. Stay tuned.
Yeah, lets wait and see, I don't want the comedy to end too quickly.
DeleteLMFAO @ 5:01!
DeleteThe only people who say its a scam are those businesses with deplorable ratings and those who blindly believe in those who receive a bad BBB rating.
Tell the 25 people who filed a complaint against the lab that the BBB is a scam. There were 21 delivery based complaints alone. Out of those 21, 14 of them were either failed to be resolved or the customer didn't even get a response, again according to the BBB.
The truth is, its all on their site to read.
I'm just posting what the BBB has in their database. Here's the link, see for yourself:
http://www.bbb.org/east-texas/business-reviews/laboratories-medical/dna-diagnostics-in-timpson-tx-24003140
Are you calling Daniel Boone a liar?!
ReplyDeleteCome on now we all know Daniel Boone shot a yahoo .
DeleteCheck out NABS. Paulides is running with this shit, saying Bigfoot has been proven to be real.
ReplyDeleteEpic facepalm
Dudes an epic douchebag. Cherry-picking missing people stories to create some book of Sasquatch taking people. I almost bought the book just from listening to him during his first Coast to Coast Interview. That was before I read up on him and found out things that crippled the thought of EVER taking him seriously. I mean Joe Black and a Ketchum supporter? Them world probably shifted 3 degrees on its axis the day it found out about Paulides and those 2 being in cahoots.
DeleteI'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING UNTIL I HEAR FROM M K AND HIS BREAKDOWN OF MELBA, AND MATILDA. HE GAVE HIS THUMBS UP TO DYER LAST NIGHT SO I KNOW HE'S BROKEN DOWN MELBA AND MATILDA BY NOW.
ReplyDeleteMelba looked hot about 30 years ago.
ReplyDeleteThe Babbling Buffoon of Bigfootery!
ReplyDeleteMichael Merchant
yes , reverend !
DeleteIt's time for Mrs. Ketchum to fade away into the sunset before she crosses a line and does something overtly illegal.
ReplyDeleteShe's gone about as far as one can go before risking fraud charges and potentially, time in the can.
I wonder if the sale of a fraudulent paper is just the ticket.
Don't worry, Melba! We'll send you really amazing sciency photos of the outside world; in HD no less!
Robert Lindsay wore this in January.
ReplyDeleteI have known for a little while now that Melba’s study is coming out very soon, that it was not rejected in the US and that it is in fact in line to be published. Whatever you think of Melba’s ethics regarding personal and business matters which we have dealt with extensively in these reports, as far as the Bigfoot DNA, the lady’s got the goods!
Melba Ketchum, for better or for worse, will go down in history as the discoverer, or one of the discoverers, of the Bigfoots. She will be known as a great person. She will get a Wikipedia entry. She will make a great deal of money, something obviously very important to her.
I don't think it's working out so far.
Yep, those pesky facts sure do throw a wrench into things when it comes to blindly believing this bullshit paper. Shewwww, woe is me.....
ReplyDeleteMichael you gave me herpes!
ReplyDeleteMichael you gave me candies ! You romantic devil!
DeleteMelba xxx
Remember these words: Melba never previously submitted her paper to any journal.
ReplyDeleteShe has repeatedly upped the ante, for years now, hoping that the universe would eventually concede and bend to her will.
It has been one clumsy, stubborn bluff after another.
Can you say "low-level sociopath"?
That has to be the strangest apology i have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteFor shame.
cant be me thats is pissed of with his team tazer nomarks. all thy do is diss everyones work when they have jack of their own
ReplyDeleteat lest people are out there or in Melbas cse spent years tryib=ng o prove Bf is real. i havent read the paper[i'll rely on others to bullet point the signifiv=cant points and the worlds media will tell me ifits real]
these par[sites] live of others work,i wish they would do one and fu@P of#! they are boring,witless and do nohing for fooery but take the piss
fkec fof team tazer and this odious charater in particular .the sarcastic little dick
ye team tazer are nomarks with no field work of their own. they wont though as this Melba stuff gives then amo for the next year. just ignore they may move on to ghosts etc...
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