Listen to this beautiful song about Matilda the sleeping Bigfoot


Oh, wow. Matilda the sleeping Sasquatch now has her own song! Holy mother of Jesus, everyone. You have to listen to this awesome song by YouTube user mctrmt. Oh great -- now the song's stuck in my head and I only know one line... "Wake up Matilda... Everybody wants to see you."



Matilda is a very popular gal right now, despite the fact that all we have seen her do, FOR, LIKE, 2 YEARS, is just lay there; first in a still photo and now in a not-quite-marginally-better video. Dammit, Matilda, is it too much to ask for you to just get up and walk around a little bit?

If you aren't up on the news, bigfootevidence.blogspot.com is quite good.

Wake up Matilda, everybody wants to see you, yeah
But we don't want to pay
to read the story of your DNA

Wake up Matilda, show us you're not just a rug
Or a cheap Chewbacca costume
purchased for a Star Wars Party

The doctor says we won't believe our eyes
Well our eyes don't know what to tell us anyway

We've waited days and weeks and months and years,
our friends have all made fun of us
Matilda you don't look so good
and certainly not unequivocal
You're so equivocal

Wake up Matilda and please give us some good news
Please tell us you're not just a carrot
you're not just another carrot

The doctor says please wait a little longer
Matilda we don't believe much of what she says anymore

Wake up Matilda, why don't you stretch your legs a bit
And have a look around and while you're at it
please dispel our fears

Wake up Matilda, you are our only hope and
Everybody wants to see you
everybody wants to see you

For pity's sake Matilda, just get up and look around
Everybody wants to see you
everybody wants to see you

Wake up Matilda
Everybody wants to see you

Comments

  1. You mean the sleeping Chow Chow don't you?

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    1. - Mulder 2112 -

      ...

      And the forest people shall inherit the earth....

      ...


      Weve taken care of everything
      The knocks you hear, the howls you sing
      The pgf that give pleasure to your eyes.

      Its one for all and all for one
      Sweati, Mulder, even Bill Munns
      Never need to wonder how or why.

      We are the bleevers
      Of the forums of bigfoot

      Our great computers
      fill the hallowed threads

      We are the bleevers
      Of the forums of bigfoot

      All the proof of 'foots
      Are held within our heads

      Look around this fantasy we've made
      Equality, our membership paid
      Come and join the brotherhood of Squatch

      Oh, what a nice, contented world
      Let the moderators ban those trolls
      Hold the post count proudly high in hand

      We are the bleevers
      Of the forums of bigfoot

      Our great computers
      fill the hallowed threads

      We are the bleevers
      Of the forums of bigfoot

      All the proof of 'foots
      Are held within our heads

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    2. Twas fun and toe tapping good. The SkunkApe will show you all.

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    3. Finally something worthwhile. Great job!!!!!!

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  2. I can hear how terrible this without clicking on it.

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    1. Nah dawg. It's beautiful. Listen!

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    2. "our eyes don't know what to tell us anyway"...that's profound

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    3. Wasn't expecting much but that was acutally pretty good!!!.... wondering if she is single hehehe

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  3. someone is pwned, just not sure who.. maybe me :|

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  4. I like the Bigfoot rap song better :-)

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  5. Shawn, i think you should choose an official BigfootEvidence theme song!

    I dont know about you, but I would have to go with the 'Storage Wars' theme.

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  6. Good song, now go get your daily dose of Methadone.

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    1. Awe damn! Someone else who uses the word spiffy! I think it's an under rated adjective and hopefully will make a comeback soon.

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  7. Fun. Seems like a cool lady who isn't too uptight about all this. Best line:
    "Matilda your not unequivocal"
    Indeed. We don't know if it is a rug with a pumping mechanism underneath or a fool in a suit..

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    1. But we do know it's a fvcking hoax!

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    2. They're a kind of people, on a hill, in these woods.

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    3. I know they're around cuz it just feels freakin' squatchy

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    4. I know what you mean. I don't have proof by I just know paranormal stuff is all around me. I feel it in my heart

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    5. ^ Never learned to wipe properly

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    6. Hey anon 1228, welcome to the club.

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  8. Dang, slams the whole Erickson/Melba camp pretty good. Nice work.

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  9. I believe in Bigfoot but I'm intelligent enough to not believe in Santa Claus. I also believe that I'm really gay. Signed, The MORON / IDIOT / FOOTER.

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    1. Would you call that a flammin footer?

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    2. The MORON / IDIOT / FOOTER is on a personal mission against all skeptics (or skeptards as he calls them). His 2 favorite words when referring to disbelievers are: Moron and Idiot, in that order. He's been on the prowl since the day he got banned from JREF. He knows who he is.

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  10. If this metilda video does not pan out any researchers connected with it should be shunned from future bigfoot research.

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    1. Moneyraker said it's legit!

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    2. Didn't you hear that Melb's has got a lot of ORIGINAL samples remaining? She can scam these dumb footers for years to come. Enjoy the ride.

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    3. Keep on footing to the end!

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  11. Has anyone heard of white thing? .A Georgia coon hunter told me about encounters at night while hunting .

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    1. I always believe lie-witnesses. I can't prove them wrong, right?

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    2. aw it's a white thing ...you wouldn't understand

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  12. She got nothing but wrote a catchy 3-chord song anyway. Awesome!

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    1. Your ears?! Dear God my eyes are bleeding and I have no choice but to slit my own throat now! Goodbye everybody!

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