The Provo Canyon Bigfoot video that went viral back in November 2012 just got its first rap video base on the encounter. Earlier today, a video was posted of a guy named Bedford rapping about how he his friends "Bumped into Bigfoot". Check it out:
Hey, 5:04 don't feel bad. Write up what you want to say ahead of time and copy it. The next post Shawn puts up, just paste it in, hit publish, and BAM you're first.
Hey Mayor, Ive been eating nothing but McDonalds for the past 2 weeks and have not changed by underwear for 2 weeks as well. Let me know if I can help you in your quest to get back at ALL CAPS TROLL for breaking your heart.
Thanks for your concern OBM, I really appreciate it. But one question, why were you "seasoning" your underwear nearly two weeks before the All Caps fiasco even occured? Haha, you don't need to answer that, anyways I have a strong suspicion All Caps is really M. Strudwick and she's just screwing with me because she's still mad about T-Fat's Halloween bash.
Man this is very good Kid Rock is coming to Saginaw Mi coming up You would be a great opening act I know it's a long way to the top But keep it up. And even if you never make it well them you have at least shared you art with the world
I've been to a lot of concerts there back in the 70's and early 80's when it was the Saginaw Civic Center. Is there anything Dow does not own or have their hand in it in the Tri Cities?
Saw the Kid at Riverbend in Cincinnati a couple of summers ago. You will love him. Enjoy!
You know what, I was very discouraged yesterday because All caps was pretending to be a woman with fishy panties and he made a fool of me and everyone laughed at me and acted like I was a retarded fag. Besides that I'm good, and you?
Lol...don't worry Mayor, you have supporters. You are just giving us reason these days to keep it to ourselves.Kind of like Jet fans after that retarded QB Head up the Lineman's Taterhole Fumble....
Well, we've got Fagbini, and Mayor McDickcheese in one post! Aaaahhhhhh, the burns I could launch on both you homos... But, I won't. Have a good night, Felch Kings of the bigfoot world.
The connection between bigfoot and homosexuality is interesting. Is it perhaps due to the confusion you suffered in the 70s when your older brother sodomized you with whiffle ball bats while you watched Bigfoot and Wildboy?
This thread proves that redneck footers are quite proficient at thinking up stupid racist jokes, but are terrible at proving the existence of a 10 foot, 600 pound hairy apeman.
Sad but true, he'll be on the Democratic plantation, voting with the rest of the 95% blacks for a party that has Watts, South central, Flint, Detroit, Atlanta, East St. Louis looking like 3rd World War Zones.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDelete^first 2 get a mouthful of cock
Delete^^^^^^Took sloppy seconds.
DeleteA nigga is a nigga it's just a simple fact
Deletethat nigga Obama is going to take the white devils guns away fuck you punk ass crackers
DeleteAnon 1:14 and anon 5:02
DeleteWhy don't you two homo's get a room
^why don't you keep that cock in yer ass faggot
DeleteFirst bitches!
ReplyDeleteDARN! Oh why did I have to go for the time -eating bitches part? . . . Because you guys told me it would feel good. Now I'm once again a loser.
DeleteSorry pal, but it's not ALL about speed. Style is important too. Stick with it, the hard work will eventually pay off.
DeleteFirst my niggas!
DeleteHey, 5:04 don't feel bad. Write up what you want to say ahead of time and copy it.
DeleteThe next post Shawn puts up, just paste it in, hit publish, and BAM you're first.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
DeleteHey Mayor, Ive been eating nothing but McDonalds for the past 2 weeks and have not changed by underwear for 2 weeks as well. Let me know if I can help you in your quest to get back at ALL CAPS TROLL for breaking your heart.
DeleteOops forgot to leave my name!
DeleteOBM
i found the lincoln mayor on a cornfield in urbana
DeleteThanks for your concern OBM, I really appreciate it. But one question, why were you "seasoning" your underwear nearly two weeks before the All Caps fiasco even occured? Haha, you don't need to answer that, anyways I have a strong suspicion All Caps is really M. Strudwick and she's just screwing with me because she's still mad about T-Fat's Halloween bash.
DeleteHoly shit HB! Are you serious? Do the licence plates say BADASS? You didn't look in the trunk did you?
Deletenope never that is my favorite car of all time to the 92 town car signature
Deletejust those airbag springs they drove beter then any cadillac any day
Deleteyou learn one thing in chicago growing up mind your own fuckin buisness and nobody get hurt
DeleteSloppy seconds again !!!
ReplyDeleteI believe your sloppies became just a little more sloppy.
DeleteMan this is very good
DeleteKid Rock is coming to Saginaw Mi coming up
You would be a great opening act
I know it's a long way to the top
But keep it up. And even if you never make it well them you have at least shared you art with the world
Thanks
Tony Buck
I'm in Saginaw!!! Where do I get tickets? Lol
DeleteLive at the DOW!
DeleteI've been to a lot of concerts there back in the 70's and early 80's when it was the Saginaw Civic Center. Is there anything Dow does not own or have their hand in it in the Tri Cities?
DeleteSaw the Kid at Riverbend in Cincinnati a couple of summers ago. You will love him. Enjoy!
Chuck
The Dow foundation probably saved it from doom.
DeleteTickets go on sale for the Kidd TODAY
Kids Rock RULES. !!!
DeleteI Love my old town Saginaw
Deletekid rock sux, hes a poser trying to be down
DeleteSold enough records. M&M's the homer poser don't ya think cuz?
DeleteI managed to listen to about 20 seconds, anyone beat me?
ReplyDeleteI thought they would have more hair.
DeleteWhat did I miss? Did they prove the existence of bigfoot yet? I'm dying to know!
ReplyDeleteCan't prove existence of something that doesn't exist!
DeleteI just missed getting first again Mayor - typing the bitch part shaved microseconds off the response time but you told me to do it - I had no choice.
DeleteWHOA, THERE THE MAYOR IS!!!! READY FOR ROUND TWO MAYOR?? LOL
DeleteAwwww fuck!
Deletewhen will evolutionist stop acting like they found the missing link to tell me my creationism is wrong?
DeleteHi Harry Bandaid!
Deletewhat's the good word mayor?
DeleteAHH U MISSED IT BANDINI, THAT CLOWNS STILL PISSED AND BROKEN HEARTED BCUZ HE DIDN'T GET HIS MANTIES!!! LOL SORRY MAYOR BUT I HAD TO TELL HIM..
DeleteYou know what, I was very discouraged yesterday because All caps was pretending to be a woman with fishy panties and he made a fool of me and everyone laughed at me and acted like I was a retarded fag. Besides that I'm good, and you?
DeleteI can't beleive you got that response in before me! Lmfao.
Deleteeh fuck'em i can't use punctuation worth a shit yet i'm a master electrician what have they done lately the got no room to talk
Deleteyeah i haven't been here in a min. since that creepy dude talkin about mutilating women sick fuckin douche
Deleteand they wonder why when he was younger all the neighborhood cats disappeared
DeleteLol...don't worry Mayor, you have supporters. You are just giving us reason these days to keep it to ourselves.Kind of like Jet fans after that retarded QB Head up the Lineman's Taterhole Fumble....
DeleteWell, we've got Fagbini, and Mayor McDickcheese in one post! Aaaahhhhhh, the burns I could launch on both you homos...
DeleteBut, I won't.
Have a good night, Felch Kings of the bigfoot world.
onay iceday on the igfootbay.
ReplyDeleteI was intrigued by the raging 'Patty's diaper' debate, so I googled searched 'gorilla's butt' to compare.
Definitely a pronounced cleft. And some lovely pics of the first lady.
NOT COOL HASH BROWN YA RACIST DICK!!! YA PINK DICK DEVIL YOU!!!
DeleteCaps lock dude uses bigfoot to satisfy his homoerotic fantasies.
DeleteNO I DON'T PINKY I HATE RACIST FUCKS!!!!
DeleteYour mother doesn't discriminate against my big black cock.
DeleteHashy popped his latest blow up! He's back circle jerking!
DeleteReach around expert
DeleteThe connection between bigfoot and homosexuality is interesting. Is it perhaps due to the confusion you suffered in the 70s when your older brother sodomized you with whiffle ball bats while you watched Bigfoot and Wildboy?
DeleteYOUR MOUTH
ReplyDeleteBigfoot detest rap music,they are often found listening to black sabath or nine inch nails.
ReplyDeleteLook, it's a turkey.
ReplyDeletenope just an owl
DeleteNo, it's a black kid in a hoodie, how can't you see that! It's actually clear video for once.
DeleteIt's not politically correct to call him a 'black kid'. They prefer the term 'house niggers'.
Deleteso sad..
DeleteWhat's sad is when I bricked in your mothers mouth and she asked for more ...
DeleteMc Hammer is rolling in his grave right now!
DeleteThis thread proves that redneck footers are quite proficient at thinking up stupid racist jokes, but are terrible at proving the existence of a 10 foot, 600 pound hairy apeman.
DeleteNo one can be judged by the actions of another man and where is your missing link inspector general Lucy was an extinct ape not the missing link
DeleteSo let's agree to disagree cause your story has holes also
DeleteNice job there young fellow. I mean, er, way to keep it real, yo!
ReplyDeletelol another person who didn't get the politicly correct memo
DeleteShut the fuck up cracker.
Deleteoh oh my i'm so offended man words only have the power that you allow asshole
Deletefind somethin else to cry about
DeleteSpeaking of assholes, I got my big black cock stuck in your mothers ...
Deletec'mon bandini! YOU are better than that.. no need to be racist! i think pretty highly of you dude..
Deleteyeah and who doesn't i hope you are up to date on your vaccines my man
Deletei'm not racist it was a tease on the extent of PC
Deletei don't judge on color i judge on integrity
Deletesorry harry..
Deletei would attack a man on the words of his mouth never the color of his skin
Deleteur a good man bandini! i should have paid closer attention to what u said! my bad, bro..
DeleteIt's cool man am I my brothers keeper as we get older the shits gettin deeper we gotta bring are beef to the table before we go out like Cain and Able
DeleteAMEN..
Deletethat boy good!
ReplyDeleteThat young man has talent.
ReplyDeletedope rap shit nigga, mad props homie!
ReplyDeleteWatch This.
ReplyDeleteThe downfall of our country.
At very important institutes across our country top leaders are angry that we can't get smart American graduates from undergrad and grad schools.
Rap songs, check
Facebook, check
Condoms, check
Condoms strapped to a banana in classrooms, check
Kardashians, check
American students rank lowest in school grades
But rank highest in self-esteem.
I wonder where this kid will be at age 40?
Btw, didn't watch the rap video.
probably fuckin YOUR daughter!!! And, WELL!!!
Deleteoh yeah we are so far behind did you know a 17 year old kid invented a way to detect pancriotic cancer 400 times faster the the previous test
DeleteI think we all know where he will be at age 40.
DeleteSad but true, he'll be on the Democratic plantation, voting with the rest of the 95% blacks for a party that has Watts, South central, Flint, Detroit, Atlanta, East St. Louis looking like 3rd World War Zones.
95%
DeleteWould you call that group think?
Yeah, surely.
As a white dude from scotland who hates rap music i thought that was really good in fact im gonna listen to it again, well done young man!
ReplyDeleteI am with you. Rock is my thing, but that video made me smile. The kid is creative and knows how to edit.
DeleteNot bad, can't knock 'em for being creative.
ReplyDeletegood rap song
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