Friday, January 18, 2013

Watch this: Official Provo Canyon Bigfoot Rap Video


The Provo Canyon Bigfoot video that went viral back in November 2012 just got its first rap video base on the encounter. Earlier today, a video was posted of a guy named Bedford rapping about how he his friends "Bumped into Bigfoot". Check it out:



Posted by Shawn at 1/18/2013 05:01:00 PM

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    1. ^first 2 get a mouthful of cock

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    2. ^^^^^^Took sloppy seconds.

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    3. A nigga is a nigga it's just a simple fact

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    4. that nigga Obama is going to take the white devils guns away fuck you punk ass crackers

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    5. Anon 1:14 and anon 5:02

      Why don't you two homo's get a room

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    6. ^why don't you keep that cock in yer ass faggot

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    1. DARN! Oh why did I have to go for the time -eating bitches part? . . . Because you guys told me it would feel good. Now I'm once again a loser.

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    2. Sorry pal, but it's not ALL about speed. Style is important too. Stick with it, the hard work will eventually pay off.

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    4. Hey, 5:04 don't feel bad. Write up what you want to say ahead of time and copy it.
      The next post Shawn puts up, just paste it in, hit publish, and BAM you're first.

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    5. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

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    6. Hey Mayor, Ive been eating nothing but McDonalds for the past 2 weeks and have not changed by underwear for 2 weeks as well. Let me know if I can help you in your quest to get back at ALL CAPS TROLL for breaking your heart.

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    7. Oops forgot to leave my name!

      OBM

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    8. i found the lincoln mayor on a cornfield in urbana

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    9. Thanks for your concern OBM, I really appreciate it. But one question, why were you "seasoning" your underwear nearly two weeks before the All Caps fiasco even occured? Haha, you don't need to answer that, anyways I have a strong suspicion All Caps is really M. Strudwick and she's just screwing with me because she's still mad about T-Fat's Halloween bash.

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    10. Holy shit HB! Are you serious? Do the licence plates say BADASS? You didn't look in the trunk did you?

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    11. nope never that is my favorite car of all time to the 92 town car signature

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    12. just those airbag springs they drove beter then any cadillac any day

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    13. you learn one thing in chicago growing up mind your own fuckin buisness and nobody get hurt

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    1. I believe your sloppies became just a little more sloppy.

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    2. Man this is very good
      Kid Rock is coming to Saginaw Mi coming up
      You would be a great opening act
      I know it's a long way to the top
      But keep it up. And even if you never make it well them you have at least shared you art with the world

      Thanks
      Tony Buck

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    3. I'm in Saginaw!!! Where do I get tickets? Lol

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    5. I've been to a lot of concerts there back in the 70's and early 80's when it was the Saginaw Civic Center. Is there anything Dow does not own or have their hand in it in the Tri Cities?

      Saw the Kid at Riverbend in Cincinnati a couple of summers ago. You will love him. Enjoy!

      Chuck

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    6. The Dow foundation probably saved it from doom.

      Tickets go on sale for the Kidd TODAY

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    8. I Love my old town Saginaw

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    9. kid rock sux, hes a poser trying to be down

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    10. Sold enough records. M&M's the homer poser don't ya think cuz?

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  4. I managed to listen to about 20 seconds, anyone beat me?

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    1. I thought they would have more hair.

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  5. What did I miss? Did they prove the existence of bigfoot yet? I'm dying to know!

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    1. Can't prove existence of something that doesn't exist!

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    2. I just missed getting first again Mayor - typing the bitch part shaved microseconds off the response time but you told me to do it - I had no choice.

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    3. WHOA, THERE THE MAYOR IS!!!! READY FOR ROUND TWO MAYOR?? LOL

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    5. when will evolutionist stop acting like they found the missing link to tell me my creationism is wrong?

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    8. AHH U MISSED IT BANDINI, THAT CLOWNS STILL PISSED AND BROKEN HEARTED BCUZ HE DIDN'T GET HIS MANTIES!!! LOL SORRY MAYOR BUT I HAD TO TELL HIM..

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    9. You know what, I was very discouraged yesterday because All caps was pretending to be a woman with fishy panties and he made a fool of me and everyone laughed at me and acted like I was a retarded fag. Besides that I'm good, and you?

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    10. I can't beleive you got that response in before me! Lmfao.

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    11. eh fuck'em i can't use punctuation worth a shit yet i'm a master electrician what have they done lately the got no room to talk

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    12. yeah i haven't been here in a min. since that creepy dude talkin about mutilating women sick fuckin douche

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    13. and they wonder why when he was younger all the neighborhood cats disappeared

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    14. Lol...don't worry Mayor, you have supporters. You are just giving us reason these days to keep it to ourselves.Kind of like Jet fans after that retarded QB Head up the Lineman's Taterhole Fumble....

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    15. Well, we've got Fagbini, and Mayor McDickcheese in one post! Aaaahhhhhh, the burns I could launch on both you homos...
      But, I won't.
      Have a good night, Felch Kings of the bigfoot world.

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  6. onay iceday on the igfootbay.

    I was intrigued by the raging 'Patty's diaper' debate, so I googled searched 'gorilla's butt' to compare.

    Definitely a pronounced cleft. And some lovely pics of the first lady.

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    1. NOT COOL HASH BROWN YA RACIST DICK!!! YA PINK DICK DEVIL YOU!!!

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    2. Caps lock dude uses bigfoot to satisfy his homoerotic fantasies.

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    3. NO I DON'T PINKY I HATE RACIST FUCKS!!!!

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    4. Your mother doesn't discriminate against my big black cock.

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    5. Hashy popped his latest blow up! He's back circle jerking!

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    7. The connection between bigfoot and homosexuality is interesting. Is it perhaps due to the confusion you suffered in the 70s when your older brother sodomized you with whiffle ball bats while you watched Bigfoot and Wildboy?

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  8. Bigfoot detest rap music,they are often found listening to black sabath or nine inch nails.

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    2. No, it's a black kid in a hoodie, how can't you see that! It's actually clear video for once.

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    3. It's not politically correct to call him a 'black kid'. They prefer the term 'house niggers'.

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    5. What's sad is when I bricked in your mothers mouth and she asked for more ...

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    6. Mc Hammer is rolling in his grave right now!

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    7. This thread proves that redneck footers are quite proficient at thinking up stupid racist jokes, but are terrible at proving the existence of a 10 foot, 600 pound hairy apeman.

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    8. No one can be judged by the actions of another man and where is your missing link inspector general Lucy was an extinct ape not the missing link

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    9. So let's agree to disagree cause your story has holes also

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  10. Nice job there young fellow. I mean, er, way to keep it real, yo!

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    1. lol another person who didn't get the politicly correct memo

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    2. Shut the fuck up cracker.

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    3. oh oh my i'm so offended man words only have the power that you allow asshole

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    5. Speaking of assholes, I got my big black cock stuck in your mothers ...

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    6. c'mon bandini! YOU are better than that.. no need to be racist! i think pretty highly of you dude..

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    7. yeah and who doesn't i hope you are up to date on your vaccines my man

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    8. i'm not racist it was a tease on the extent of PC

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    9. i don't judge on color i judge on integrity

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    11. i would attack a man on the words of his mouth never the color of his skin

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    12. ur a good man bandini! i should have paid closer attention to what u said! my bad, bro..

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    13. It's cool man am I my brothers keeper as we get older the shits gettin deeper we gotta bring are beef to the table before we go out like Cain and Able

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  13. dope rap shit nigga, mad props homie!

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  14. Watch This.

    The downfall of our country.

    At very important institutes across our country top leaders are angry that we can't get smart American graduates from undergrad and grad schools.

    Rap songs, check
    Facebook, check
    Condoms, check
    Condoms strapped to a banana in classrooms, check
    Kardashians, check

    American students rank lowest in school grades
    But rank highest in self-esteem.

    I wonder where this kid will be at age 40?

    Btw, didn't watch the rap video.

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    1. probably fuckin YOUR daughter!!! And, WELL!!!

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    2. oh yeah we are so far behind did you know a 17 year old kid invented a way to detect pancriotic cancer 400 times faster the the previous test

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    3. I think we all know where he will be at age 40.

      Sad but true, he'll be on the Democratic plantation, voting with the rest of the 95% blacks for a party that has Watts, South central, Flint, Detroit, Atlanta, East St. Louis looking like 3rd World War Zones.

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    4. 95%

      Would you call that group think?

      Yeah, surely.

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  15. As a white dude from scotland who hates rap music i thought that was really good in fact im gonna listen to it again, well done young man!

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    1. I am with you. Rock is my thing, but that video made me smile. The kid is creative and knows how to edit.

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  16. Not bad, can't knock 'em for being creative.

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