True facts about sloths [Not a Bigfoot, But Looks Like It... You Just Have To Squint A Little]


Watch this video to get all the information you would ever want to know about sloths. Period. Also, you will want to listen to the awesome narrator guy because he sounds like Mr. Smith from The Matrix.

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    1. "True facts about..."

      as opposed to "false facts"??? department of redundancy and logic would like a word with the editor/author!

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    2. Consider the context. You're on a website where Patty’s “muscle movement” is called a fact. So, on Bigfoot Evidence total lies are presented as fact therefore the expression “true facts” is probably being used to refer to actual facts.

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  2. Second!
    this is the real deal folks. The next stage in our evolution.

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  3. ^you guys have no life, friends, & still live with mommy.
    never get laid, but jerk it 3 times a day. you became the man of the house after daddy passed. but you never learned to ride a bike or drive a car. you are the king of cool in a virtual world. have fun being first, but in reality you're a loser.

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    1. Ok you can be first if its that important to your life. Geez kind of sad bro.

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    2. Anon 4:12 you have no life the only freinds you ever had we're the ones in your head. You live with grandma because your daddy disowned you for being ignorant and your mommy confessed that you weren't really his anyway. You think the girl on the live online porn room really loves you and you are giving her money to help her pay for college. You have never used a word that would send someone to the dictionary and the DMV would even issue you an ID card because you were too ugly

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    3. A good old game of roeshambo

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  4. ...says the anonymous one who is posting 12 year old rhetoric on a bigfoot blog at 4am. Winner. And after watching that video, sloths are really stinkin cute! Wouldn't want one as a pet but cute to watch.

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  5. This sloth looks exactly like the baby Bigfoot I thought i saw the other day at the zoo.

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  6. You see folks with REAL creatures you get actual photos of it. No such luck with mythical creatures ie. Bigfoot.

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    1. I agree how come they can get a photo of a sloth but not bigfoot? Must be that human side of Bigfoot clever very clever. Although if he is half human why doesn't he want to be known. Something suspicious about all that. He acts like a criminal. Always on the run always hiding. I wonder what he did that was so wrong....

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    2. That makes sence they like to hide in the woods and why do people hide in the woods? Because they are making moonshine. I have a hunch if we got the ATF involved in a hunt for Bigfoot they would be able to find one. Of course the photo would be of Bigfoot being escorted out if the woods in cuffs but I bet it wouldn't be blurry. And then of course social services would get involved and all the little bigfoots would be parceled out to various foster homes. I wonder if anybody has any training in foster care for little bigfoots. He should come out of the woods turn himself in and save his whole family a lot if unnecessary grief! What a low life loser he is! Mrs Bigfoot should have just listened to her father and stayed away from that two timing loser

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  7. A true relict-only difference from their pleistocene(and beyond) ancestors is their size.
    It is hard to see why they are not extinct. The algae probably makes them taste like shit. Can someone mindspeak a question to a bigfoot-ask how sloths taste.

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  8. Shawn

    You need to get more of this guys videos. That's some good shit

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  9. I want a job where I walk through the woods barking like a dog with a guy named Bobo and get to use high tech equipment! Where to I apply?

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    1. When you grow up you can go out and make a job like bobo's

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  10. There are no problems with the pgf. I just shove my head deep up my ass and all the problems go away.

    Ergo, I win.

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    1. People who have a problem accepting 'bigfoot' quite obviously have emotional problems in accepting any film

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    2. I can't even sew (spelling corrected) a button on properly so why the heck would I attempt to make a bigfoot suit.

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    3. That's our kerchak. He's a precious little fellow.

      Nothing like being mocked by your own words.

      So special.

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  11. Bigfoot is human people. Melba says so.

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