Sunday, January 13, 2013

This Is What You Recieve When You Leave Gifts Out For Sasquatch In Ontario


Mike P. of Ontario Sasquatch on YouTube recently shared some evidence he has been gathering since 2011 in Cottage Country Ontario after a witnesses reported seeing Bigfoots on their property. Over the years, Mike has managed to collect videos of track ways as well as audio recordings. Mike says he has learned so much about the Bigfoots and he thinks it's only a matter of time before contact happens.

"A close approach at the cottage again has yielded some incredible insight into this species. We hope the trust builds and the journey continues to the point of contact," Mike wrote on YouTube.

"I believe they don't stick around because of people's approach. It's a highly sensitive situation and the last thing I want to see is them leave. We let it unfold naturally and don't push them. We leave gifts which seem to be accepted and they're thankful. Sasquatch are all over Ontario."



A live mic setup outside the cottage brought attention to the presence and approach of what we believe to be an adolescent male sasquatch.

This was the first night spent with snow on the ground. We weren't disappointed and again had an approach at the cottage giving us over another dozen prints. You learn a great deal of information when they come around. It was exciting to walk outside and see those prints in the snow. They were fresh and in the immediate area.

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    1. i'm pretty sure he DON'T give a fuck!!!

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    2. Toons is a well known pervert on porn sites. He goes by DickToons. Sweat pants wearing fat guy with Jizz and cheeto stains. How do I know this? He is my neighbor.

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    3. I leave many wonderful gifts for our Bigfoots.




      All I get in return is a pile of hairy turds.

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    4. Looney Toons is Pepe le Pew.

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    5. I really like this researcher! Down to earth and knowledgable. Thanks for the great story. Kudos to FB/FB!

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    6. I keep my poop in a jar.

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  2. Toejam taking his boot off again, hoaxer

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    1. Yes my feet are 5 inches wide! Yeah right that's his foot. What a loser you are!

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    2. ^^^hands out blumpkins for jacksons

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    3. it's all fun and games until someone takes a Mexican Pancake or a Boise Buttercup to the eye.

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  3. Sasquatch hibernate so this story is bull larcky. Fact of the week

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    1. Sasquatch hibernate? How do you know this for a fact?

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    2. Isn't that common knowledge? Of course they do. In a hole in the ground covered up by vegetation. Case closed

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    3. Yeah, they got satellite TV and shit down there.

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    4. BobH had satellite and TV and shit down there in that downed rootball and he didn't even know it.

      He wouldn't have had a wifi password though, so his entire story must have been bunk.

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    5. I started a thread about the many gaffes of BobH yesterday. No one will engage me in my reindeer games.

      I even derailed the thread myself and had a mod rebuke me but nothing.

      It would appear my thread has degenerated into backslapping and highfiving once again. That's evidence, though.

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    6. Eh? WTF is this guy talkin about? ^

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  4. The Ontario Sasquatch evidence looks interesting but listening to that FB/FB guy makes me want to slip in to a coma. They still think they're the authority on all things Bigfoot and that makes me laugh.

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    1. Finally. Someone says something on here I agree with. I get sick of FB/FB telling people what is "authentic".

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    2. I get sick of that mook always saying 'facebook, find bigfoot' at the start of every vid.

      They need to change the name of the group. It's gayer than grapes.

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    3. The skinwalkers, they are on your doorstep.




      Fear the night.

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    4. Anon 4:37 should fear the men in white coats coming to take him to the looney bin

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    5. Great Ontario Researcher! Excellent!

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    6. the video of the BF walking through the cut block, OMG ! it a guy!you can see the vest and
      the head goes to a point because its a hood !!
      the guy filming is 50 yds top from it in a open field and he took 10 sec of vid standing totally still, come on, come on, come on, you guys suck
      fb/fb

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  5. Film it during the day....another bs blurry nighttime hoax

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  6. This is a huge area and sparsely populated. Ontario is larger than Spain and France together, and very few people live in the North. PLenty of room up there.

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    2. Yes, Ontario is massive so how can Toejam claim to know that BF's are "all over Ontario?"

      I am totally fed up with this guy's BS over at the BF forums. But I can finally say it here without getting some moderator in my face telling me to play nice. This guy is full of crap.

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    3. I'll tell you for a fact there are no Bigfeets in Burlington, Ontario.

      Not a single one.

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    4. The USA had a red headed step child and they named it Canada.

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    5. Come up here and say that you inbred Fucktard. We kicked your asses outta here in 1812 and we'll sure as fuck do it again.

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    6. 1812?...Bwaaaahahahahaaaaaaa.

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    7. That doesn't count... you weren't Canada then ...you were British North America

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  7. Go to the bf forums and read this guys story. So full of shit. Every question asked , already has a answer built in for why it can't happen. He is a photgrapher, but refuses to try and take a photo of his alleged bigfoot family he observes. Toejam is his name, and bullshitting bigfoot believers is his game.

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    1. The scientific community will never accept evidence from a dude named toejam. Case closed.

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    2. Both psychic abilities and interdimensional travel have been & continue to be extensively studied by scientists around the world.

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    3. Yep, this guy is a self described habituator and we all know those clowns are mentally I'll. Fantastical claims and wild ass fantasy stories with absolutely ZERO evidence to back their wild ass stories up. When you ask about video or photos they always have an excuse. You know like: "they never come out when I have the camera" OR "we've spoken and they say that they'll never show themselves if I ever take a picture" OR "I'll never disrespect them by taking a picture".

      They are ALL Looney Toons!

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    4. Great story Shawn! Keep up the great work!

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  8. People are just going to have to keep re-reading my posts until they GET THEM.

    And if BobH stood in front of me and told me he is a real person who exists, I wouldn't believe him.

    This is what you're up against.

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    1. DWA is dumber than a bag of dildos.

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    2. Man, that must be one dumb bag of dildos.

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    3. They were well used...by a fat girl.

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    4. Could've been a squatch.

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    5. Thats the preferred gift for bigfoot! A big dildo! Thats what moneyfaker told me!

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    6. Not really once is enough if you're the same one posting on BFF quit fucking repeating the same shit over and over, we get it your an idiot and believe everything you read on the Internet!
      The only thing worse is Sweaty and Kerchuk blathering on about Kit....can't figure out what that's all about BFF complete waste of time!

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  9. Ontario may have squatch but sure as hell did not show me one in any video, pure horse shit.

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    1. If Ontario had squatch I'd be calling in sick to work thrice weekly and I'd be out there shooting squatch.

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    2. Oh, but they are the most elusive animal there ever was. You don't have a chance, when it comes to shooting one. They are really smart too. Imagine how hard it would be to hide if you were 9 feet tall and weighed 700 pounds. You couldn't do it, but they sure can.




      So don't even try it.

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    3. Of course there's squatch in Ontario. Just watch Timbergiantbigfoot videos and you'll see one almost every day.

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    4. How many bears, in the history of bears, have wandered into towns? It happens every week.

      How many bigfoot, in the history of bullshit, have ever been caught rummaging around a 7-11 dumpster at 4am?

      None.

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    5. Only the retarded Bigfoots.

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    6. In the name of political correctness and evidence notwithstanding:

      The retarded/tree licker bigfoot shall now be referred to as the toelicker bigfoot. Or the toelicker.

      If the Redskins can change their color then so can bf.

      From this moment on, Operation Toelicker is in effect.

      Corky is in the box.

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  10. I think what makes it so rediculous are the people who feel the need to say things like "I believe it's a juvenile male". You can't prove the damn things exist but you've got people saying "AH YES BIGFOOTS TRAVEL WITH HERDS OF DEER AND PARTICULARLY LIKE TO EAT DEER LIVER IN MAY AND JUNE"..."HERE WE HAVE A FEMALE THAT APPEARS TO BE AGE 34-36 WHOSE CALL SOUNDS AS THOUGH SHE WAS LIKELY BORN IN SOUTHWEST WASHINGTON". "WE KNOW FOR A FACT BIGFOOT LIKES BACON". Come on people.

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    1. These guys are 'correct' because no one can disprove their heaps of steaming bullshit. The 'habitation' thread on the BFF is certainly worth a read. You'll be amazed at what passes for fact/reality in that neck of the woods.

      MMG

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  11. Yeah, it's all fun and games till the anal mind raping starts.

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  12. This guy is an amatuer with blinders. The worst kind of poster. Hey dude...try learning something from Richard Feynman about scientific method!

    "If it disagrees with experiment it is wrong" - Richard Feynman

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  13. It looks like a print from one of those shoes with the toes.

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  14. Silly Mike Paterson, hallucinating again.

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  15. Its not a sasquatch track its a human track who has knee problems and has one ball hanging lower than the other. I bet you didnt think I could tell that from the track did you? Cheers!
    Leigh Culver

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  16. I am not a violent person but would love to kick this ToeJam guy square in the cunt

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    1. He's a bleever. He's probably not man enough to have one.

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    2. I am man enough to defend him come try it troll, you may get a good Canadian ass kicking

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    3. Fuck Canada and all the queers that live there!

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  17. TOEJAM is an arrogant piece of shit. I just wish I could tell that to his disgusting face or, at the very least, tell him on the BFF where he posts the majority of his bullshit. People can't stand him and he's nothing but a joke but he keeps on posting because he has nothing better to do with his time. He's a trainwreck... you can't look away because just when you think he's said the most ridiculous thing ever, he goes and says something even more retarded. TOEJAM, I hope you're reading this. You're a fucking piece of shit that no one likes and I hope you get hit by a car. You're a fucking moron.

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    1. I think you'd be surprised how many people agree with him.

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    2. No, not surprised at all. There are people who actually believe Bigfoot teleports from another dimension and has red glowing eyes and has psychic abilities. I am not shitting at all. Oh and Toejam thinks they can create a shockwave with their roar that will shatter ice in the middle of a frozen bay.

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    3. another tough guy troll sittin behind a computer would love a face to face with you too bud , you hideious fuckin chud , and nope this is not toejam but a fellow Canadian that could easily handle you fuckin goof, Troll,, you surely operate at the speed of stupid,

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    4. Of everything that dumbfuck has said, I agree that the shattered ice takes the cake.

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  18. wow 6:31, tell us how you really feel. Don't forget his buddy Mike Smith, also a human piece of crap.

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  19. Don't be too hard on toejam. If we didn't have his bullshit posts over on the BFF there would be little reason to visit.

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    1. I lurk on bff. I post on bff.

      I know not of this toejam you speak of.

      He/she must be supersecretimportant.

      Maybe even classified.

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  20. I am somewhat convinced TJ has created multiple accounts on BFF and posts in his own thread under these accounts to make it seem like his BS is legit and he has people actually buying into it.

    He is a total ass clown

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    1. I thought that too at the beginning. But I figured the moderators over at the BFF would be able to figure that out pretty quickly based on IP addresses. I'm convinced he's being hoaxed by two people looking to get some sort of cut of a future book deal. Toejam has mentioned he's writing one about his experiences.

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    2. I agree. I have thought that fpfm or whatever his friend who owns the cottage is actually TJ.

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    3. What powers do the BFF mods hold on a global scale?

      Pre or Post Prussia. I'm not partial. Just inquisitive.

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  21. For the record, I don't believe toejam is hoaxing. However, I do believe he is being hoaxed. He's a douchebag and a complete moron, so obvious red flags to anyone with an I.Q. over 30 go completely unnoticed. When the reality of the situation makes it through that thick skull of his, he's going to have a complete breakdown. I just hope he has it publicly for all of us to enjoy. :)

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    1. I'm kind of with you on that one. Not totally convinced, but I'm not discounting the possibility that TJ is a victim of a hoaxing.

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    2. if he is being hoaxed it's by his other personality, guy needs to seek professional help.

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    3. I am convinced this post is hoaxed

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  22. Thanks Shawn for a great story!

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  23. Toejam, the mighty idiot, is about to be banned over at the bff. He is an even bigger piece of shit than I originally thought. Hope he gets raped by a bear.

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    1. good to know skeptic mod your bff site is a fuckin joke no wonder why most researchers steer clear of your foolish troll site

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    2. About time. His fantasy has to stop. I'm surprised it has gone on as long as it has? Better change a couple of rules over at BFF to include entrapment along side trolling.

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  24. bff a fucking joke power hungry mods funny a site about bf is nothing more than a site to prove they are not real, the site needs to go bust. for an americian site what happened to freedom of speech you idiots, everything monitored by christians moms oh you can't say that or this go piss up a tree moron d truth is some many squatch in canada yanks can't handle it or the truth , and yep the squatch in canada are smarter , we don't need to carry guns we are civilized and one with our lands and sasquatch

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    1. guess your tired from looking at a computer screen eh TROLL

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  25. Toejam/Mike P. is a world class hoaxer. Honestly, Mike, I didn't think you would stick with it for this long. Bigfoot taking 8 hours to take one bite out of a bunch of apples, Bigfoot mimicing a snowmobile engine, misidentified BO, thrush, coyote, and GHO sounds, and...my personal favorite...the mighty Bigfoot roar that has the power to break lake ice.

    The smoking gun? You made a claim that you were "legitimate" because you shoot pictures in RAW format so they could not be manipulated. Guess what, every digital camera shoots in RAW format and then gets manipulated to a viewable image format. So if you so easily overstate the credibility of your pictures, how can anything else you claim be taken seriously?

    I think, the best thing we can do is just leave him alone, let him spend the next few years up there mis-identifying natural calls and the presence of small rodents, and go about our business. He's only happy when we give him the chance to insult our intelligence.

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  26. You know damn well who this is. Don't try to belittle these comments. Everyone should be made aware of your inadequate field methods, poor reporting, misidentified calls, and general lack of field experience. Couple that with your arrogance and total lack of humility, and that makes you a pathetic, attention seeking hack.

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  27. sounds like a jealous moneymaker or a Prescott type of post, Fact is this researcher is going about his research in the way that works the best for his experience in this situtation how has being agressive in the pursuit worked out so far? not very well. why not try a passive friendly trusting approach many reports have yielded very positive info and advancment in learning the ways of this special creature

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  28. All you Trolls from Bff please stand up please stand up

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  29. ROFL, wow, I didn't realize there was anyone else that actually still supported this hack. Sorry! Mike, in the vernacular of the internet... picture or it didn't happen....simple as that.

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  30. I'm a BFF member and I just stood up, does that count?

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  31. Opps looks like TJ just went the way of his little buddy Tracker how unfourtunate his brand on dilusionsal thinking will be missed (not)!
    Now if they would just do something about the BS thread about bear meat.....

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    1. Another hoaxer bites the dust! :)

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  32. Toejam strongly asserts that a sasquatch roar broke ice. That there says it all.

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  33. Canada sucks and it is a haven for queers!

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  34. Mike Paterson's online alias is 'toejam' and he sidekicks with Mike Smith - a known delusional quasi-insane hoaxer who cried on MonsterQuest - "I don't think...it was trying to play with us...I think we were food." This of course in reference to his claims of he and his brother playing with bigfoots when they were kids. See MonsterQuest season 2 'Sasquatch Attack II'. You'll see Smith at the 1:40 mark crying his eyes out. Here's the YouTube URL for the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZuOSdhdh10

    That vid was posted on the BFF yesterday and Paterson complained so it was taken down by the admins. I suppose the video is quite damning when you want the world to believe that your 'secret' research partner (who you highly regard) is legit when he's nothing more than a complete whack job and known hoaxer. Paterson wouldn't comment when asked if his "highly regarded" research buddy was the guy in the video (Mike Smith). The answer is of course yes. Everybody who attended the 2007 Ontario Expedition walked away convinced Smith is completely delusional. Smith was there spewing his bullshit about playing with bigfoot when he was a kid. Everywhere Smith goes, bigfoot follows him. C'mon! Paterson hadn't even begun to research bigfoot by that point (2007), but fell for Smith's foolish claims soon after. Gullible much? Smith also claimed that Hancock House was going to write a book about his time playing with bigfoots, yet Hancock knows nothing about this. Plus, Hancock doesn't write bigfoot books, he has others do it and he publishes them. Smith also had on his Facebook page some fake photos taken by someone else with the claim that they were legit and that they were actually his photos taken recently. Yet the photos are old, known hoaxed photos. He fabricated a story about how the bigfoot in the photo was visiting him while he was homeless and sleeping in his truck. He actually believed his own lies. And, Paterson believes his lies. Unbelievable - trying to hoax with known hoaxed photos - how stupid is that? Paterson would be wise to have Smith put his foot beside the alleged bigfoot snowtracks next time, and he'll be surprised that they will most likely match. Paterson and Smith are the laughing stock of legit Ontario researchers and everyone is embarrassed that they call Ontario home. The FACT that Paterson researches with Smith is testament to the FACT that he is also probably up to some funny business, or really fucking dumb. Perhaps both. These two clowns are best to move to Alberta to team up with Standing, or Florida to chum with Fisano, rather than giving Ontario bigfoot research a bad rep. Please move away and save the rest of good researchers in Ontario the embarrassment.

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    1. and that ^ folks, is what it's like to be raped by a bear.

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    2. And this is how one would expect Prescott respond to his inability to ever have an experience other than some wood knocks maybe , such a vicious attack from such a little person, just can't stomach real progress is happening instead of chasing his tail around all over the map, and NO this is not either of the Mikes but someone in the know. and yep your about the size of a troll Prescott

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    3. Paterson is just really fucking dumb. I wish he'd just drop dead.

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  35. Damn, TJs thread was locked on BFF. It was entertaining.

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    1. no doubt at his request

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    2. Yes, it was entertaining. Here's hoping for a Sasquatch Activity 4... I need my daily dose of humor.

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    3. nope not his request in fact they will not delete his account because they lose all his material, and they need to keep people there somehow can't have it all skeptics

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  36. Lets all go to the bfro forums where little trolls like Prescott control whats said like his hand that reaches the bff site , Its amazing when a independent researcher puts up awesome evidence and a ass clown like Prescott like a silly puppy that chases his tail in circles and has never experienced anything , but gets his feathers all ruffled , In my opinion his backing will not stand for this how dare he and his funny group be out done , maybe they will lose some backing, do you think that little man pays for all his adventures funny,, watch the real researchers make them look silly anyday, Is that funny sit com finding bigfoot also a bfro gig talk about hoaxers ,, and yes its on TV FUCK OFF PRESCOTT , signed someone who knows all about your motives

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  37. the mike and mike show - hoaxers are us. remember those names (mike patterson and mike smith) hoaxers hoaxers hoaxers ontario knows about them and now everyone else does too

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  38. It's Paterson not Patterson. One's a hoaxer and ones not. Roger Patterson was the real deal. Mike Patterson is a dumb fuck who relishes attention much like Tom Biscardi. Only Paterson isn't as smart.

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  39. anon@12:35- please have an adult proofread your posts before hitting publish. Thanks!

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  40. I know patterson. Solid as a rock. Good guy. I can't understand why he put up with the assholes at BFF for so long. What a waste of time. Losers with nothing.

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    1. The Bigfoot Who Shits Outside People's TentsTuesday, January 15, 2013 at 5:57:00 PM PST

      /\--- Awwwwwww..... that's so cute. Paterson is pretending to be one of his (all imaginary) supporters.

      "I'll fuck up the spelling of my last name... that'll throw 'em off track. Ah-hyuck."

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  41. I went down on Paterson's mom last night. Her screams broke all the ice that had built up in the eavestroughing.

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  42. any one who researches with a hoaxer will also be deemed a hoaxer mike smith is a hoaxer and by virtue so is paterson plus his evidence sucks misindentifications galore

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    1. I agree. Paterson might not be a hoaxer himself, just gullible and quick to misidentify. He sees BF in every little thing in the forest. He apparently sent a pile of juvy BF crap out to Ketchum's lab for analysis..what were the results? He never said. It's probably Smith's shit. Just like the vocalizations, and the footprints are likely Smith's or people he knows. I kind feel bad for Paterson if it's true that he is not aware of the hoax. He is looking extremely foolish with the way he stands by the evidence so strongly when it's clear that it's not even possible ( the ice cracking roars), or obviously another animal..the clearly rodent chewed apple that he attributes to a Bf, etc, etec.

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    2. He should team up with TGBF and have their own little reality show called Finding Blobsquatch. How the hell could he not find where a bigfoot walked in from when it was walking in snow. That's retarded. and did anyone else notice bootprints in the bare tracks in the snow? Either these guys were walking over the tracks (not to bright) or this Smith guy put his boot back on because his foot was getting cold and then stepped in his own track. If any of its legit then the proof should be forthcoming and not just some ambiguous tracks in the snow that are probably his buddies.

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    3. ^^^ LOL, can you imagine TGBF and TJ together. The Dumb and Dumberer of BF research. TGBF's one video of a BF lurking around behind a bush and then half a head or something pokes up that looks about as fake as fake could get and then he......just pans to his son strolling around a cornfield. WTF???

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    4. Don't feel sorry for Paterson. He's an arrogant dog dick that's dumber than a rock. He deserves every bit of negativity sent his way.

      God, please let me witness his psychotic breakdown once he discovers he is being hoaxed. Please, please, please!

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  43. I dont suppose you heard a squatch stole his jam block and used it to do knocks?

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    1. is that what he's claiming?

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    2. yes, found it on the blue forum

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    3. got a link or URL? that's crazy that he's claiming that. of course he didn't see it take the jam block. i can just see it now:

      Smith - Hey mike, I'm going to go over there and you go over there but leave the jam block cause we wont need it
      Paterson - ok whatever you say

      Smith sneeks back and grabs the jam block and starts whacking it.

      Smith - holy crap paterson are you hearing that? that damn squatch has the jam block

      Paterson - wow, must be the same one that cracked the ice

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    4. http://s2.excoboard.com/BFRO/115582/2371542

      about 14th post down, but read the whole thing.

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    5. Thanks. The guy is screaming for attention. Thats what it boils down to. He keeps saying bigfoot did this and bigfoot did that yet it doesn't appear he's ever seen one do anything he claims. thats just poor research. and partly why bigfoot researchers get a bad reputation with this pseudo science stuff. I'd be checking Smith's trunk for that jam block though

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  44. Hey Mike Paterson, you mention on the BFF repeatedly that you will not attempt to photograph your subject, and yet your FB page says this- "My wildlife and nature photography skills will hopefully be utilized to one day photograph what IMO is the most elusive species on the planet"

    https://www.facebook.com/mike.squatch.5#!/mike.squatch.5

    Comment?

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    1. wonder why Patterson has gone quiet all of a sudden. Guilty as charged I suppose.

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  45. Hey Flock of seagulls is that not internet stalking

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    1. Looking at someone's facebook page is internet stalking. seriously?

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    2. ya it is when you stalk them on bff then go to there FB page and then follow them to another fb page then post here about him YEP STALKER TROLL get a life and grow the fuck up

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    3. Sure buddy...that should go over real well with the "Internet Police".

      Paterson to "Internet Police" --------

      Um officer, um somebody posted a bunch of truths about me and my hoaxer research buddy on bff and then I think the same guy visited my facebook page and then I think he went to another facebook page I visit and then I think he posted on bigfoot evidence...umm...can you help me mr police officer. I'm a bigfoot researcher who sees bigfoot in my friends shit which is actually bigfoot shit. You know what I mean right officer? Please help me officer I'm scared. This one guy who posts a thousand times a day about me is a troll and I'm really scared of trolls. My friend Mike Smith will cry if you don't help us.

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  46. "This Is What You Recieve When You Leave Gifts Out For Sasquatch In Ontario" - complete bullshit that's what you get. These guys are fucking idiots. Tracks in the snow, follow the fucking squatch!!!!! It's that easy.

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    1. This is What You Recieve When You Leave Gifts Out For Sasquatch in Ontario"...and then they should have posted as the main image the big steamy dump photo that TJ posted saying it was a juvy sasquatch crap. I'm sure Smith was happy to unload that as "evidence" right outside of TJ's tent. :)

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    2. hahaha that was funny 3:03 Paterson picked up Smith's shit. looks like he's been doing that for a while now. i suppose he enjoys it

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    3. said from behind a computer screen and key board , Don't trolls live under bridges? how you get on the internet little ones?

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  47. BIGFOOT'S TIP OF THE MONTH:

    want a new jambox? just find a camper and shit outside his tent. you'll have your new jambox waiting for you by the nearest stump the next day!

    COMING SOON:

    explosive diarrhea = new ipads!

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  48. jam block not jam box you idiot another one operating at the speed of stupid

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  49. I AM CANADIAN AND I AM PROUD lets go trolls I can do this as much as you. Fact is some are very zealous that researchers that are independent come up with real stuff and other idiot gangs won't name names,, that have financial backing,, just simply can't be out done,,, too much to lose , that's where the viciousness comes into play I get it , step up or get out of the way, the truth is out there

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  50. I am stealing this line Tj had on his profile

    WE HAVE SO MANY SASQUATCH IN ONTARIO WE HAVE TO HIDE FROM THEM

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  51. that big green monster is yes called jealous, ain't she sweet

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    1. Yessss..... Mr. Paterson..... that's what you tell yourself..... that we're all so jealous. Tell yourself that we're just mad with envy and that's why we say such mean things about you. It's a wonderful defensive mechanism - isn't it?

      The truth is that YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT and NO ONE LIKES YOU. You are the prime example of what's wrong in the world of bigfooters. You disgust everyone with an I.Q. over 30.

      So go ahead and live in your little fantasy world. Make believe we're all jealous and whatever else helps you sleep at night.

      Just remember..... you are hated and the best thing you could ever do is die.... alone... in the woods.... where not even the wood owls you claim are bigfoot will mourn you.

      Sincerely,
      Everyone

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    2. lol agreed! he is a sad little man. now just sit back and wait for him to call you a troll and an internet toughguy cuz he likes to believe only a few people dont like him when it is a fact that everyone thinks that he is nothing but an idiot

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  52. ^^^ 11:46 Learn to fucking English would you? Jesus!

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    1. Must be Mike Smith writing that shit. He's apparently not too bright.

      I suppose it's true that he cried on Monster Quest since he's not admitting that it's not him. I also suppose he's Mike Paterson's research buddy since that hasn't been disputed either. It's all coming together now and making sense. Fucking hosers!

      Can anyone confirm that it's Mike Smith crying like a baby saying that the bigfoots wanted to eat him. Fucking bloody hell!

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    2. it's smith alright. He was at a bfro expedition and trying to tell everyone about his bull shit stories about playing with bigfoots when he was young. Every one was like yeah okay buddy sure, that's what happened. Sure. He didn't cry at the expedition but he still looked like a fool. I dont know who Patterson is.

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  53. Smith is about as sophisticated as a red neck at the white house. He is a hoaxer and a cry baby. That is him in the Monster Quest video without question. He's hoaxing Paterson for sure or as someone else said Paterson may just be really dumb. Either way no serious researcher is taking this seriously. No serious and sincere researcher would not be able to find more then 12 tracks in snow. Smith took off his boots stepped in the snow until his feet got cold and then put his boots back on. Its that simple. Thats why the bigfoot tracks seemed to come from nowhere and lead to nowhere. Duh. These idiots couldn't even figure out that they would look more idiotic posting photos and having no explanation concerning where the tracks originated and ended. And this is all in snow!! Here's hoping Paterson does write a book. For sure we'll see it in the comedy section of book stores. Is there an idiot section at Barnes and Noble? If so thats where the book will be.

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    1. Very educational, though, his thread ( now locked) over at BFF. Things I learned from TJ about BF:

      1. BF feet look exactly like average human feet.
      2. BF can levitate.
      3. BF have small, rodent like teeth.
      4. BF have a sonic shout on a par with Banshee from the X-men.
      5. Juvenille BF love to play the maracas.
      6. In exchange for the maracas, they will shit outside your tent.
      7. BF make sounds that are identical to snowmobile engines...WTF? Why would they do that? vroom vroom
      8. BF are "all over" Ontario. Really? Any in my basement?
      9. BF are smarter than we are.
      10. BF are immune to frost bite on their very human like bare feet.
      11. BF know what cameras are and avoid them. But they don't mind maracas, jam blocks, audio recorders, snow mobiles, etc. But cameras, no way dude, don't even think of getting near one with one of those!
      12. BF can be right beside you, and you wouldn't even know it.


      I am sure the list could go on and on...

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    2. That was some funny shit, and it's right outside my tent.

      Number one should read as
      1. Bigfoot feet look exactly like Mike Smith's feet

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    3. 13. They swing through the trees like Monkeys.

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    4. 14. Their shit looks like Mike Smith's
      15. They follow Mike Paterson every where he goes
      16. They would love for Mike Paterson to photograph them yet he refuses to even though he's a photographer and has stated time and time again that he'd like to photograph them. (I know I don't get it either)
      17. They play with Paterson's friend and then make him cry on TV (see Monster Quest season 2 Sasquatch Attacks II at 1:40 mark Mike Smith cries like a little girl)


      This is very educational. Thank you TJ. I have learned alot about bigfoots. Think I'll write a book now.

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    5. 18. BF have magical eyes that produce their own light.

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  54. 19. Toejam probably regrets ever associating with Bullshit Artist Smith and starting the thread(s) at BFF

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  55. This is a glorious thread, I will read it again.

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  56. isn't this way more fun than the usual tatertalk?

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  57. 20. And my favorite......BF can CRACK ice with their vocals.....Who's on crack?

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  58. 21. BF can't even finish an apple over an 8 hour time period after taking 20 bites! My grandma, what tiny teeth you have.

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    1. EVEN BETTER! HOPE THEY BOTH ROT TOGETHER IN HELL

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  60. Well instead of being up north trying to get some actual evidence to shut us all up, Paterson is giving phone interviews to FB/FB with more details on bigfoot mimicking snowmobiles and owls, and cracking open frozen lakes. I guess this gives Smith more time to plant more tracks and scats.

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