Snohomish County Man Describes What It Was Like To Be Chased By Bigfoot


Have you ever watched a horror movie as a kid (when you shouldn't have) that scared you so bad, it haunted you for a long time? This latest account wasn't a movie, and it really happened. Whether or not it was Bigfoot or a bear (walking on two legs), it's up to you to decide. The witness here claims he was chased by an intelligent creature that was not only curious but also had a somewhat competitive, yet non-aggressive attitude.

This encounter happened back in summer 2009, and the man was able to recall every detail from his memory without being prompted. According to the BFRO investigator, John Ray, who spoke with him by phone, he was very articulate and credible as he recounted his story and how he felt during this very intense encounter in the Canyon Park area near the city of Woodinville, WA. This event happened near the foothills of the Cascade Mountains-- an extremely squatchy area.

Here's the account via BFRO.net:

STATE: Washington
COUNTY: Snohomish County
NEAREST TOWN: Bothell/Woodinville
NEAREST ROAD: 228th

OBSERVED: I grew up in a very outdoor environment and spent a substantial amount of my time growing up in and around woods, day or night. I’ve lived in WA my whole life and had in interest in crypto-zoology as a child but had never taken any mention of Bigfoot seriously until I had my encounter.

I was living at my parent’s house that summer (2009), and spent many days visiting a friend who lived about 10min away on foot on a trail. He lived off of 228th St SE and about a block up the hill from 57th Ave, and I lived a little off of 224th St SE and 45th Ave. I could make my way to his house on this trail through a lot of heavily wooded land. If I started from the end of my driveway i’d take a left onto 45th Ave, and continue past 224th St down a driveway to a culdesac off of the main road. This went down a relatively steep hill, then turned left up a steep hill and leveled out at the tree line, which was where the entrance to the trail was. Winding my way up and downhill through the woods, I’d pop out most the way down 53rd Ave, N of its intersection with 228th St. I’d then take a right to walk down 53rd Ave, take a left onto 228th St and walk downhill until I was at my friend’s place. It was obviously used because the brush underfoot was consistently stamped flat, but in all my time living in that area the only people I ever saw on it were myself and any friends who might’ve taken the trip with me (maps.google.com, type in 50th Ave and 228th St SE)

Having spent that night, like many before and after, relaxing on my friends patio with several other regulars, I got up, put out my cigarette, said my goodbyes and left. I walked out his driveway, took a left onto 228th, and walked towards 53rd. The night was moonless and so it was very dark; there were streetlights, but each of them was separated by 70-100ft or more and was only on one side of the road. It was probably around 1 in the morning, and it was normal for me to not see any cars on my short trip on the main road. Taking a right onto 53rd and then a left onto the trail most the way down it, I entered the trail. It was very, very still but the normal sounds were there for night time; some insects, the occasional rustle in the bushes of a smaller animal, nothing out of the ordinary. It was almost pitch black because of the tree cover, but I knew the trail like the back of my hand and walked confidently forward. Then it happened.

Behind me to my right, probably about 20ft away, I heard movement in the brush and ferns. I didn’t even realizing I was hearing anything until it lasted more than a few seconds…and I realized it was moving in the same direction as me and breaking sizable tree branches underfoot. I stopped and listened. In a moment, the rustling came to a stop. I could hear faint, slow, deep breathing, like that of a large animal; it wasn’t loud enough to be from exertion, but seemed natural, as if whatever was behind the lung capacity was big enough to encompass several of my breaths in one of its own. I waited for about a minute and didn’t hear anything except the breathing, slow and even. I took another step and started down the trail again. And again, something moved through the woods after me, keeping pace and tempo with my movements. Sure enough I could hear ferns, ivy, blackberry bushes and the like being pulled or pushed aside, and that slow breathing started again. I stopped again, and this went on for another 5 or so minutes before I reached the trailhead, scared out of my wits. I still hadn’t heard any individual footsteps, hadn’t seen it or smelled anything; I don’t remember which way the wind was blowing, if there was one. I’d decided that once I hit the tree line, I’d make a run for it. So as I walked evenly up, followed in the same way I had been for several previous minutes, and trusting my years as a track runner (which I was fairly talented at), came to a stop and then bolted into a sprint down the hill.

At moment later whatever was following me decided to move as well. As I pounded down the hill towards the right turn up 45th Ave, it too broke the trees from where I had, the gravel and then the asphalt. Its breathing became a series of low growls, almost a series of calls that sounded hoarse and aggressive. It was loud; loud enough to echo off the surrounding trees. But the moment it hit the gravel I knew something was wrong; of all the animals I’ve ever seen in their natural habitat that are native to western WA, none of them sounded like this one did. There was no lope, stride, or gallop that resembled how this thing sounded when it moved. One of the more intense memories of this incident was hearing that noise; distinctive impacts with the ground on not four, but two feet, and the smacking of bare feet on asphalt when it hit the driveway. That was quite unsettling, to say the least.

But then another thing happened to my dismay and confusion; instead of following me down the driveway on the asphalt, it crossed back onto the asphalt and then into the woods to my right diagonally away from me. My first sensation was relief, until I realized it had increased its speed drastically, and its calls rang out from the woods in my direction still. Rounding the corner to go up 45th to get to the street level (and where there were streetlights), I realized it was trying to cut me off by getting ahead of me by cutting through the back yards of my neighbors across the street from me. Realizing this, I got a huge adrenaline rush as I absorbed the severity of having this thing, whatever it was, between my house and I. Running as fast as I could, I cleared the hill and started running on the flat towards my driveway off the road a little farther down.

At the same time, behind me to my right, I heard this thing pound across a neighbor’s grass yard; heavy, distinct, single impacts of a two-legged animal. I’d been able to beat it to the road, but I wasn’t out of trouble yet. As I raced along the road it crossed their yard, leapt the 10ft ditch and landed 4 feet below on the asphalt road behind me all without stopping, tripping or stumbling once. It had kept on growling/calling at me, and guessing from the time it took for it to reach the road from their backyard I figure this thing couldn’t have been moving any slower than 20-25MPH; and I’ve been clocked at sprinting 22MPH before (not including adrenaline). As it pounded after me I heard once again the distinct sound of two individual feet contacting the ground. As I took a turn onto my driveway, my dog Gus, a purebred Airedale Terrier, started going off barking.

I skidded around the corner, short (not including adrenaline). As it pounded after me I heard once again the distinct sound of two individual feet contacting the ground. As I took a turn onto my driveway, my dog Gus, a purebred Airedale Terrier, started going off barking. I skidded around the corner, shortly followed by my pursuer, and got to my house with Gus running up to meet me. He was in full sprint; legs outstretched, heckles up, growling fiercely (and he was a gentle giant, he only acted that way towards squirrels/coyotes/raccoons).

He must’ve seen what was after me and it stopped him dead in his tracks; he went from a sprint to 0 in about 3-5ft and started barking extravagantly. I stopped as I heard whatever this creature was stop and wheeled around to look back for the 1st time. Away from the streetlights on a moonless night with old pine/fir trees looming overhead, my eyes couldn’t see a damn thing. But I did see the gravel it must’ve kicked up by coming to such a fast halt land near my feet and felt it bonce off my shoes and lower legs as I was turning around. The three of us were all frozen in place for a single, quiet moment. Gus was growling, hair raised, ready to defend me. I was panting, standing straight and looking straight into the darkness. And whatever this creature was couldn’t have been more than 15ft in front of me, growling and breathing deeply enough to raise the hair on the back of my neck again even after being chased the way I was. Gus and I looked at each other at the same time and I said “stay” with all the gravity I could muster in my voice. He looked back into the darkness and continued growling as I dashed the garage, grabbed a hatchet and ran back. I returned to the same scene; Gus and this thing having a growl-off. I unsheathed the hatchet and stood ready, waiting, searching the blackness or any sign of this thing. But all I could hear was its breathing and the intense sensation that we were making eye contact; that this thing and I were holding each other with our eyes for several minutes. Then suddenly I heard crashing and rustling in the bushes moving away from me for a good 30 seconds, and Gus relaxed.

We both went inside and I didn’t let him out at night for a week after that; after dark he’d sit by the windows and occasionally growl as if he’d seen something. He didn’t even do that to any of the other animals he’d normally go Terrier on. And each time he did I’d step outside and listen, and the woods would be filled with an unnatural quietness, or stillness.

Since that night I can confidently say that I was stalked, followed, and then chased by a Bigfoot, that then was dissuaded by the presence of my dog and the light of the house so near.

ALSO NOTICED: For several weeks (before and after this event) several of the friends who's house I'd been at and I had all heard strange movement in the woods just outside of the light at night circling his house.

OTHER WITNESSES: My dog (upon my arrival home)

OTHER STORIES: I had a childhood friend who told me that within a mile of my parent's house was a teepee he'd found (when he was a kid) in the woods made of different kinds of tree branches and surrounded by scattered animal bones. He said it was strangely silent when he was there.

TIME AND CONDITIONS: Nighttime, no moon, heavy tree cover

ENVIRONMENT: Mixed pine/fir trees, ferns, blackberry bushes, ivy

Comments

  1. Soory no bigfoot in Snohomish county

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    1. The report says you're wrong.

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    2. I used to live a half mile from this location and it's pretty heavily populated -- about 30 minute drive from downtown Seattle. It was probably a demented tweaker or clucker chasing him.

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    3. Or one of the numerous homeowner's who's back yards he crossed through on that trail.

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    4. What heck are those things! I wish we could find out! To many stories like this I've read. It is so bizzarro!

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    5. What pissed off homeowners? There' easy to find just go wandering someone's backyard at night and they will come right to you. Just watch out if they have a dog or gun start running.

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    6. Bigfoot doesn't always chase people, but when he does, he chases this guy.

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    7. There is no such thing as bigfoot.

      OK?

      Alright.

      I am a girl.

      My name is Sharon Hill.

      I go by I Doubt It.

      I doubt everything.

      Simply everything.

      Like Descartes, sometimes when I am in a room, I can't get out because I can't decide if the doorknob is real or not.

      That qualifies me as a brilliant academic, okay?

      Uh, check my site, www.doubtfulnews.com

      Okay?

      Oh, I am highly educated.

      I am good with puns.

      I have great skilz.

      You are not highly educated.

      And you do not have great skilz.

      Okay?

      Again, I am a girl.

      I am a girl.

      Okay?

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    8. You're a girl yet you look oddly like a young Jack Palance.

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    9. Man this kid must be faster than Jesse Owens or something sound like he needs to be on the
      Olympic cross country team

      and we need that whatever it was that was chasing him

      or at least whatever he and his fiends were somking.

      what a rush it must have been

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    10. It was Bobo...he heard the sound of this guy moving down the trail and was yelling at Moneymaker on the radio saying...It got it...on the Flir...I chasing after it right now and trying to get a closer look Matt

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    11. Young Jack Palance???? Actually, she is quite cute and apparently Pennsylvanian.

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    12. East Snohomish county - the Mt Baker-Snoqualmie national forest region from Glacier Peak to the western foothills - has a rich sightings history. Not just what's reported through BRFO - check out hiker, hunter, and fishing forums.

      But Bigfoot in Canyon Park? Not likely. I live within 5 miles of this location and that area hasn't been "heavily wooded" since the early 90s. A Bigfoot would have to forge multiple rivers, cross 3 highways, and wander through many residential neighborhoods to reach this location.

      And 'Bigfoot is BS' - Having advanced degrees doesn't give you the right to bludgeon. Or have debating rules opened up for the Brawndo culture? I too have degrees in biological sciences and engineering - yippee ki yi yay, aren't we special?

      Unlike you I had a too-fricking close encounter with one of these animals. Guess what? The text books I studied extensively are wrong. Unless bipedal gorillas are now common in North American wilderness. So you can wax poetic and sing your repetitive boring call until you are blue in the face - it won't change reality one iota for people with 4, 3, 2, 1, or no degrees who have had encounters close enough to recall anatomical detail as well as behavior.

      So do I have evidence? Well of course not - I was in your camp before my encounter - it's quite the shock to the system to have a multi-sensory experience that you've been told can't happen. And being a real person I didn't carry a camera 24x7 (before Swiss army cellphones) nor would a gorilla cage fit in my sports car. Regrets for sure because the worst part of having no evidence is that I have to continue to listen to brainwashed drones like you. As to why we haven't caught one yet... have no clue. That's the mystery that attracts. That's what scientists allegedly like to do - besides stroke their egos with blogs - solve mysteries. So rather that tote the company line, why don't you use your sleuthing skills to explore the wilderness? Just say you are hiking; no one has to know. All humans have dirty little secrets; join the race.

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    13. Anon 4:16 not to start a fight or anything but if you have had an experience and also have a degree in biological science do you spend your time looking for Bigfoot?

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  2. I thought they could chase down a deer?

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    1. You don't have to be fast to hunt deer. You just have to be smart. Take a look at this video of a man catching deer without tools or weapon: http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2012/12/heres-proof-that-bigfoots-can-catch.html

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    2. Ok,but a larger stride would make catching that dude pretty easy,so what was sasquatch up to?

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    3. They can chase down a fast moving turtle.

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  3. Maybe the guy stole its wine and the Squatch wanted it back. Not all wines in Woodinville are cheap, you know.

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    1. Bigfoot doesn't like wine...it drinks beer only.

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    1. They hide behind rocks and trees and under bushes.

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    2. ^^^kings canyon off his meds again.

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    3. Tigers and polar bears can hurt people.

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    4. . . . . but they still receive protection.

      Something needs to be done about that.

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  5. Plenty of BF in Snoho, but this is way too close in, not the Cascade foothills.

    Dude prob chased by a homeless man

    Cheers - Russ

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  6. That's lots to read, can somebody paraphrase that for me? Preferably not the guy trying to send me fish manties.

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    1. MCCHEESE YOU DICK!!! I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU A REALLY FONKY PAIR WITH A LITTLE RED IN THE FRONT, YELLOW IN THE MIDDLE AND A STREAK OF BROWN IN THE BACK...NOW MY KIDS WILL BE PISSED AT YOU!!!

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    2. BTW MAYOR HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MY BABY STEVEN STREUFERT?!

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    3. DO U STILL WANT THESE OLD FONKY PANTIES MAYOR?!

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    4. STOP TALKING LIKE THAT MAYOR....YOU'RE MAKIN ME MOIST!!!!!

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    5. Moist? I already blew my load. Thanks sweet tits!

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    6. Mayor, that is not a chick. That is "capital locks guy". Don't ask me how I know. He is a footer who hangs around here. He's alright, he is just goofin with you....

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    7. Someone asked about Steven. Apparently he was blowing off some good advice today and being rude about it.

      Nancy Snodgrass Come on! Do you really give a shit what anybody has to say about you? The old saying, "the squeaky wheel gets the grease". They should also get a roll of toilet paper with it. Everybody so worried about what everyone else is doing, they just make themselves look like assholes. I really don't give a rat's ass what anybody has to say about my research.
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      Steven Streufert I really don't "care" what they think, but rather was making a simple factual statement that they are wrong. Everybody knows now that we just can't take what the MABRC says seriously, and this is just one further example.
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      Steven Streufert See, Nancy Snodgrass, you miss the point entirely. It is about the truth. Anyone can say whatever foolish thing they like, but are they accountable to reality? I am here in part to debunk falsities in Bigfoot research. This is, in fact, part of what I do. I am doing it here. The MABRC has made a false statement, and I am correcting it. Finding reality and documenting it, knowing it, requires the debunking of the false.

      I would point out to you that if you don't "give a rat's ass," and are indeed here making the point that people should not care what other people say, then WHY are you even saying what you have said here? Do you not see the hypocrisy of coming here and basically calling me an asshole simply for posting images of my home turf that refute a false statement made by another research group?
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    8. That's not a chick? I feel even more dirty than usual now.

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    9. Not according to those Missing 411 books

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    10. They are patient and can be still for long times. Don't try to outwait one.

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    11. That's right that's why you need hi-mags so you can put a bullet in every tree just to be sure.

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    12. You don't expect to see them so if you do see them, you say that must have been a bear!

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    13. Justin thought he shot one but it really was a bear.

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    14. I miss you Mayor McDickcheese.

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    15. U WELCOME SWEETIE!! I LOVE THE WAY UR CUM TASTE IN MY MOUTH!! BY THE WAY, I'M A MAN...

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    16. ANON 6:27pm DUDE, UR A PRETTY SHARP COOKIE! LOL C'MON MAYOR DON'T ACT LIKE U DID NOT KNOW I WAS THE "ALL CAPS GUY" LOL

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    17. thanks for the heads up on that DOUCHEBAG Steven Streufert!!! he has sooooo much pinned up aggression because he hates the fact that he is a RAGING CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL that he lashes out especially towards women...

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    18. He does seem to get into trouble with women more than men

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    19. Ha! Thanks Caps. I think both the Mayor and Steven Streufert were fooled because they wanted to believe a hot chick was going to send them soiled panties..lol

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    20. Damn you caps lock! I'll get you for this you son of a bitch!

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    21. I'M SOOOO SORRY MAYOR.. I "NEVER" MEANT TO HURT U BUDDY!!! I WAS JUST JERKIN' UR CHAIN BUDDY, U KNOW HOW WE DO ON HERE!! LOL

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    22. Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

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    23. FUCK U ANON 10:05pm!!! THE MAYOR TOOK THAT SHIT REALLY HARD!! I'M EXTREMELY CONCERNED FOR DAMN FOOL.. I HPOE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!!! KEEP HIM IN UR PRAYERS EVERYONE!! :(

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    24. No joke. The man lost his office, lost the 'firsting' title and now he aint getting no panties from a hot chick. He'll make a comeback though. I have faith in him.....

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    25. ♡♥♡♡♥♡♡ hottie!

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    26. WELL, IF U SAY SO.. GUESS I'LL JUST LEAVE THE MAYOR ALONE AND GIVE HIM HIS SPACE.. IM SOOOOO SORRY MCCHEESE!!! :'(

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  7. If his dog was a witness, that pretty much seals the deal. Verdict: true

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    1. They are many different colors so you never know what the heck you are looking for.

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    2. Dogs? It is hard settling on a color....

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  8. A bigfoot will give chase if you run.. But most of the time. They willnot get close enough to harm you.. If a Bigfoot wanted to kill you.. It would have with ease.. Many reports are like this. Being ecorted out of the woods by a SQUATCH.. Just close enough to get your attention..

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    1. Tigers and polar bears can hurt people.

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    2. Aye Aye Captain, but I must say this is one of the cooler escort stories I have heard.

      Chuck

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    3. Bigfoot doesn't always eat babies, but when he does, he eats the ones that cry the most.

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    4. Ever heard of a comma, Captain Douchenas?

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    5. Well, Capt. and Chuck, I like this story a little better now. I was unaware of a subset of witness accounts that describe "escorting". Thanks.

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    6. I've got better "escort" stories than this!

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    1. Hear me out. If a mountain gorilla hunt was legal, and it cost me one dollar? I would never go.

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    2. Huh? Who could shoot something like that, unless they were starving. What is the minimum amount it would take to get you to kill a mountain gorilla? A hundred thou sound good?

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    3. Well that's because you have never tasted ape flesh Anon: 6:50. YUM! Of course you may view apes as our cousins but a basic tenet in western hunting is that you eat what you kill so just pay that dollar, sight a silverback in your crosshairs, pull the trigger and enjoy that juicy steak. I think they taste like chicken myself.

      Justin Smeja

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  10. This guy must have been wearing a foil hat during the pursuit. Otherwise, he would have surely been mind sodomized by this obviously horny squatch.

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    1. Now that's a real rectum wrecker.

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    2. A hat like I've got here you mean?

      Yes, it's standard apparel for us frightened skeptics.

      Just take a look, baby.

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  11. No bigfoot anywhere . No proof, nothing ever.

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    1. STOP TALKIN LIKE THAT ANONYMOUS SKEPT UR MAKIN ME MOIST..

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    2. They understand about negative space and tend to occupy it.

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    3. ^^^like in your head...boom roasted

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  12. We are NOT dealing with dumb giant mountain apes. Instead, we are dealing with Forest People. We need to treat them in their homes the way we would expect people to treat us when they enter our homes. Leave the "in your face" High Tech Equipment behind and get out there and make some friends. Go out there and just be you. Talk to them, sing out loud, laugh, play a flute, leave them food, etc. Let them know that you're a safe person to be around and that they have nothing to fear. You're not out there to try and trick them. Instead, you're out there to get to know them.

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    1. Yeah, some of those forest people will eat your kids.

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    2. Shoot first ask questions later..drag the body in for the whole world to see.

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    3. It pretty much guarantees you will be a millionaire.

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    4. All Bigfoot will need is a much better Public Relations team.

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  13. I dont like the story. Problem? The guy spends nite after nite SMOKING on the porch of his buddy probably pounding beer after beer. THEN he brags about his speed. I guarantee you he probably was no longer a speed demon nor had the lung capacity to out run a bigfoot like he said he did. When you stop training and start drinking and smoking your fitness level drops off dramatically. Like in weeks.
    Also he has a little bit too many memories of details considering his life could have been in grave danger. When you are in a situation like that, your mind goes through alot of things, but NORMALLY your'e not counting your threats footprints or breathing rhythm. Too many details about the other guy when typically your mind is trying to process everything it needs to, to stay alive. You don't sit there and think WOW I am fast! Probably doing 22 MPH!! I dont buy it. I spent along time keeping my self in shape. Drinking and smoking werent in the set of training tools I used. So no I dont buy it

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    1. Meth make's you Fast! I meen really Fast!

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    2. Yeah I know...I ahhh I mean I've heard...stop looking at me like that...hey you got any money?

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    3. not only that, but he runs through woods and jumps ravines all without a full moon or aid of lights; however, in his own driveway within 15 ft of him, he cannot see the creature that stopped so close to him, that it caused gravel to roll upon his shoes.

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  14. I'm having a really difficult time finding an explanation for this.

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    1. They are the ultimate lurkers. And they've been out there all along, watching, waiting.

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    2. Sounds like somebody oughta call the cops.

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    3. when guns are outlawed we'll all be this guy with nothing but hatchets to protect us...well hatchets and terriers

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  15. "competitive, yet non-aggressive attitude."

    I like that - maybe biggie was just up for an straight up, old school race. Competition brings out the best

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    1. They will not have to be linked to humans in any way shape or form to receive "special" protections.

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    2. Otherwise it just might be open season

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    3. I know, it's crazy when you think about it.

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  16. I think it was Renae doing a overnight obsevation getting her clam polished and
    the guy almost walked up on them, so realizing it was a man her Butch girlfriend
    Chased him outta there.

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    1. They are nocturnal, at least partially. You can't see them without light.

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  17. So Phil is from this area aye?!

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  18. I didnt consider the chasee could have been on Performance Enhancing Drugs. Neither smoke nor beer nor DARK of Night can slow down a meth head.

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  19. Be admonished, you silly little 'footers!

    Be admonished, and check out my admonishing pose in my pic!

    Don't I look suitably admonishing and intellectual?

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  20. I didnt consider the chasee could have been on Performance Enhancing Drugs. Neither smoke nor beer nor DARK of Night can slow down a meth head.

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  21. I am wearing enormous pink underpants.

    I don't see that as a problem.

    I have Cheetos powder all over my ample knees.

    It is also on my keyboard--excuse me a moment.

    OK I'm back.

    Anyway I think all bigfoot are men in suits.

    Would anyone care to give me an atomic wedgie with my gigantic pink underpants?

    Please?

    :)

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  22. Another farcetastic story!!!! Looney Toons!!

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  23. Are you JREF buttplugs embarrassed that your hero Kitakaze, Parnassus and that mealy mouthed liar Tontar have less credibilty than Janice Carter ?....And do you bleeve that Saskeptic is a Wildlife biologist, ecologist, ornithologist, PHD and college professor who posts about Bigfoot all day and everyday during school hours ?

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    1. Its the intersession! Why not? If he is a prof, then he has a PhD. The PhD can be in ornithology and he can be working on something that requires field research. Everyone working in the life sciences knows some ecology. You make it sound like these things are mutually exclusive.
      Tontar should confirm or deny his part in the Elbe hoax. Kitakaze went insane while working on his PhD in bigfoot history. Parnussus is a smart guy, no doubt about that. Did he really say he was a crime fighting pediatrician? He may be crazy, too. Crazy and smart are not mutually exclusive either.....

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    2. ^^
      Embarrassed JREF'er. Are you standing by your men ?

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    3. He's taking up for those clowns like they're his husbands.

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    4. Really? I did not think my comment was particularly flattering.

      Any newbies interested in the PGF should check out the Bigfoot Forums. The debates are balanced(the people we are talking about here are skeptics who participate) and nicely divided over many threads covering every conceivable issue.

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    5. Parnassus

      http://www.complexpci.com/conference/faculty.html?task=lecturer&sid=3155

      Enjoy!

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    6. That not that clown Parnassus. Can't be.

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  24. I want Megan Fox to chase me !

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  25. Since the witness did not see his nearby pursuer, yet he both felt his gravel kick up on him and heard the pursuer breathing, this would tend to indicate that the pursuer was within 10 feet. This further indicated that the pursuer maintained himself in the standard invisible paranormal subdimension, of the first favorite removed 4th dimensional subdimension, from man's dimension. Whoa, now that was a mouthful. Yet, this is pretty standard operating procedure when the Bigfoot is trying to seem intimidating. You would be unable to harm it with a gun since they are invisible. Which is a real bummer for all you pro NRA nutcases out there. Had the witness simply stopped and verbally confronted his pursuer, with a good old fashioned tongue lashing for "not trying to get along like all of the other Bigfoot", I am confident that this game would not have proceeded all the way to his doorstep.

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    1. That's why I have a laser on my gun. Just for situations like this.

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  26. Wow what an incredible story ! OMG can you imagine
    being chased, on the street and hearing the feet land
    and the growling !! and then to muster up the courage
    to go back out there and face it with a tiny hatchet
    with your trusty dog wolfie !! I have to admit,
    You sir, Can BULLSHIT LIKE NO OTHER !!!
    you are a true blue BULLSHIT Artist !!!
    If there was a hint of this being real, here is how it would of went down, you started down the wooded trail, the moment you heard something breathing that loud, You would have shit and pissed your pants so dam bad, between the noise of the shit flying out
    of you and your gobbling like Bill Paxton in true lies,screaming "Pleeeaaassseeee,Pleeeassee, Pleeease don't hurt me !!!! pleeeasse !!! I never got laid before !! please don't kill me before i get laid, Pleeease !!!" that and the god awful
    smell you created, The Sas left the scene gagging not growling.

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    1. I was chased by a squatch once. He was driving a green '78 Impala.

      I was going to say I was tailed by one but I know how immature you little boofin footers can be.

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    2. Anomymous 8:53
      The "OMG" gave us all a clue that you have not yet entered the workforce, from which you could afford to purchase simple items like camping equipment. You know. The research equipment that is required to actually test out alternate experiences as reported by those who actually have jobs. You ought to have your mommy review your postings before you hit Publish. It will save your family a lot of needless embarassment.

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  27. Bigfoot or not, that's one damn scary story!

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    1. Bigfoot stench is overwhelming they do not take baths.they are trying to conserve water.

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  28. My God these underpants are absolutely enormous.

    Whatever shall I do?

    Actually, I must say, they fit quite smartly.

    And hot pink is just my color.

    Wowee zowee, gosh I like 'em.

    Sincerely,

    Timmy the Typical Skeptic

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  29. Would anyone care to burst this colossal boil on my bottom?

    It's quite a spanking boil, and quite a spanking bottom, I might add.

    Timmy the Typical Skeptic

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  30. Bigfoot totally finger banged me but I still dont believe he exists.

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    1. Bigfoot likes to watch sunsets and reflect on they days events.

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  31. There's always lots of wasted comments on here by people with anti-social personality disorder that aren't listened to in their normal lives.

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  32. In a year, the comments on every post have went from the slightly suspicious and wary of "evidence" posted to a sludge-fest of gutter-snipery and associated depravidos.......

    I like !

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  33. LONG LIVE MUCKLEGRUNT
    LONG LIVE DAISY IN A BOX
    LONG LIVE POOP IN A JAR GUY
    LONG LIVE TATERHOLE

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  34. Fe Fi Fo Fum I smell the bullshit of an Am-er-ic-unt!

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  35. I read this account on the BFRO last night whilst sitting on the throne. Couldn't help but think what BS this 'report' was. Overtly dramatic and reads much more like a tale rather than the description of a traumatic event.

    MMG

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  36. I bet the author of this bullshit sits when he pees.

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  37. This story is badass. Reminds me of dean koontz. That how you spell it?

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  38. Informative article, exactly what I was looking
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