Phil Breaks Down Tunbridge Wells U.K. Bigfoot [ParaBreakdown]
Over the past several months, residents in the British town of Tunbridge Wells have been terrorized by a giant ape-like beast roaming the 200-acre countryside. One of the most recent sightings reported was a month ago where witnesses reported seeing an eight-foot tall creature known as the Kentish apeman. The giant is supposedly covered in hair and has red demonic eyes. Sightings of this apeman go as far back as 1942 when an elderly couple claimed to have seen it.
This latest video is purportedly from the same area. The kids in the video do not seem to be frightened at all by the sight of the creature. Phil explains why:
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Deletewheres the fucking paper then you fucking bunch of retards?
still no fucking paper huh?
wheres the fucking monkey? bigfoot teaparties and birthing stations but ZERO evidence because you dont want to take a picture and "break their trust" fucking looneys
aint no fucking monkey man running around north america thats for sure you bleevers will bleeve anything
anyone that says they saw a bigfoot is a fuckin lier and what the fuck happened to the smeja guy, his sample came back bear and all the footers seem to have swept that debacle under the rug with the rest of the bullshit that has gone by over the years
fuckin looneys
You mad bro?
Deletestop smokin all that pole you whinny bitch
DeleteNope, no paper or any reports at all from the Ketchum camp. It was supose to be out this week but this hoax is still in the "Postponement of Evidence" stage.
DeleteGod forbid you say something negitive about Ketchum in the BF community, its their last hope of proof of a huge monkey running around in our back yards.
Keep believing, I know I am....
And???? Can you blame her? And again.. STOP LISTENING TO LINDSAY!!!! For the record, you act like those of us that happen to believe are gullible.. Yet you are basing this off the belief that Robert Lindsay actually has info.. Who is more gullible?
DeleteWhen there WAS a paper and before it got rejected, it was just us Human-campers vs Ape-Campers.. Where the hell was your kind? Don't come here acting all high and mighty when you and your kind were hiding in the shadows.
You know what? You don't get to tell anyone how to behave.
DeleteAnon 12:20 is the lowest scum of earth! Ranks down there with child molesters and pedophiles. Admits himself that he is here just to bash people and call everybody liars even though he has no interest in the subject! Who does that? Well this scum does. He would be the first person in prison beaten. He believes random people on the Internet for facts and holds others accountable! What a stupid stupid idiot! Nice life you wortless piece of shit!
DeleteHa ha - so speaks the indignant Tzieth! He believes in Bigfoot and Ketchum but doesn't believe in evolution. Where the hell was our kind? Getting an education and not chasing an imaginary creature out in the woods.
Deletewhere is your missing link dipshit?
DeleteOh Anon 2:12 you burned that SOB's butt! We all hate him. I never see anyone agreeing with the fuctard! Bravo!
DeleteEverybody knows by now the Tazers hate bigfoot almost as much as they hate Ketchum, some folks just choose to never learn anything new.
Deleterush
ReplyDeleteBy mere seconds! Damn.
DeleteI bleeve in the power of bleeving.
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DeleteA companion unobtrusive
Plays that song that's so elusive
And the magic music makes your morning mood.
Off on your way, hit the open road,
There is magic at your fingers
For the Spirit ever lingers,
Undemanding contact in your happy solitude.
Invisible airwaves crackle with life
Bright antenna bristle with the energy
Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength
Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free
All this machinery making modern music
Can still be open-hearted.
Not so coldly charted, it's really just a question
Of your honesty, yeah, your honesty.
One likes to believe in the freedom of music,
But glittering prizes and endless compromises
Shatter the illusion of integrity.
For the words of the prophets were written on the studio wall,
Concert hall
And echoes with the sounds of salesmen. Of salesmen. Of salesmen.
I'm a clean Victorian Monkey,
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Really? Britain! Unbelievable! And people rip on FB/FB? This Shawn is really bad.
ReplyDeleteYes Britain Ive had two experiences and contrary to what Parafuckface comments. There have been more than one sighting here. Look this town up on google and theres shitloads of green area around this town INCLUDING cave systems less than 1/2 klick from this sighting.
DeleteDo your homework Parawanker and stop with the fucking bs vid shit slinging.
Are there any sites one can go to to learn more about this area's terrain and stories of this cryptid that a local like yourself would recommend?
DeleteThis Phil dude seems ill-informed, first he says the legend there is paranormal then he goes to say how impossible it'd be for an apelike creature to live there undetected, why sure it would but this apparently is paranormal not animal. Anyway, yeah the video is badly rehearsed and fake.
Deleteur supposed to say first
ReplyDeletethat was scary
ReplyDeleteI can actually hear u getting fatter
ReplyDeleteNeck & Head r so long, I think its a person.
ReplyDeleteTHE AFTERMATH OF THE "DAISY IS IN THE BOX" FIASCO
ReplyDeleteWhat has the Bigfoot community learned from the MABRC's total mismanagement of the "Daisy is in the box" allegations? What positive can emerge from their fiasco?
1. A new "No Body - No Press" policy is being implemented in most Bigfoot Facebook Groups, Bigfoot Websites, and Bigfoot Organizations. It's a very simple and effective policy to implement. In the future, if anyone alleges that they have a Bigfoot body (Dead or Alive), all of us simply require them to produce the body immediately or go away (i.e., "No Body - No Press"). We don't spend our time investigating "Rabbit Trail Issues", instead, we simply require them to produce a body or they don't get any more of our time or attention.
2. We learned that the Bigfoot community is clearly divided via the Researchers camp and the Habituators camp. Many Researchers clearly believe that the Bigfoot species is a descendant of Gigantopithicus (i.e., A dumb giant mountain ape) and could easily be captured in a box. Many Habituators clearly believe that the Bigfoot species are "Forest People" and that there's no way that they would ever be stupid enough to be caught in a box. Score one up on the chalkboard for the Habituators.
3. Bigfooters can be very forgiving when it's members make mistakes and apologize for the mess they created.
What else do you think the Bigfoot community has learned from the MABRC's mismanagement of the "Daisy is in the box" fiasco?
Dr Matthew A Johnson
(Owner of the "Team Squatchin USA" Facebook Group)
shawn will still post 50+ articles about the next claimed bigfoot
DeleteHow about a policy of no habituation stories without proof? I don't care if it's not important to you, it is to other people.
DeleteYou say chalk one up to the habituators. I say a pretend Bigfoot can be anything you want it to be.
DeleteActually a habituation story can be a lot like a Bigfoot body hoax. We get to hear a few details and stories from time to time, but at least a hoax ends.
Deletefuck all habituators they are the biggest trolls in the community.
DeleteThis is why no one takes this Man-Boobed squatch doctor seriously.
DeleteSensible original point destroyed by a quick decent into madness. Criticising MABRC is fine but then suggesting that BF habituators are the real deal beggars belief.
MMG
That is golden MMG!
DeleteDr Matthew A Johnson (or who ever you are).
DeleteWhy would you go on and say this and then freaking go off the deep end with the Habituators comment. I totally agree with the others, if your going to report a Habituator situation you need to provide proof or just shut the fuck up and go away!!
Yes all well and good Dr Johnson, but you are are you not just another cunt?
DeleteGettting proof from a habituate site is just as difficult I'm sure as it is anywhere else, these beings are constantly on guard, besides it's also a dilemma for the witness if there's an established bond of trust not to give them away. It's a special thing and privilege I'd not betray it either were it me so proof probably won't come via people that directly protect the species locally but instead via DNA studies, the rest is for later possible lair research and even that seems questionable to do.
DeleteFine, but then they should keep their mouths shut. They want it both ways: 'Look at me! I'm friends with bigfoot-but if I give you proof he won't be my friend.' They are not true witnesses. A true witness is someone whose evidence is an encounter with something for which their brain could not form the simple subject-predicate statement "IT was a ------".
DeleteBigfoot are not fond of mass transit systems within major cities.
ReplyDeleteWho is?
DeleteCool glasses that kid has. Can anyone make out what brand they say they are???
ReplyDeletebtw..I'm being serious! And the only way that large hairy bidepal creatures could suddenly appear in the middle of Tonbridge Wells, is if there are some hidden cave systems somewhere that are linked to ones elsewhere in the universe. The chances of this probably being zero.
DeleteCan you make out the glasses?
It's possible they are Red or Dead. The name is about the right size and they had lots of frames with laminated plastics showing a contrast colour on the side in the last couple of ranges.
DeleteMy son has a pair that are very similar in shape with black/white lamination and the name on the side.
Another guess would be French Connection but I think all their youth frames are in the FCUK range which would have a different looking name on the arms.
Source: I'm Anon. Y. Mous - specticals agent.
Fantastic thanks Y.Mous specticals agent :)
DeleteWas this reported from Britains aging rock stars? Ugly Mick Jagger? Led Zepplin with old dudes, Felton John, super ugly McCartney , or MotorHead? Oh wait I forgot Ozzy! Lots of hallucinogen drugs!
ReplyDeleteeh? Havent you heard of One Direction?? Our finest bunch of nubile hyper sexed million $ teen superstars that make Justin Bieber look like Micky Rooney.
DeleteI'm not the original poster, but I just wanted to clear any misconception that Justin Bieber is an American. I know we have more than our fair share of musical freaks, but thankfully that is not one of ours.
DeleteYeah sorry - just realised that.
Delete...err..Donny Osmond?
Dated, but acceptable :)
DeleteBritish people do NOT lie, this is real!
ReplyDeleteYes the British do lie. A huge majority of people in every country in the World lie. Its very very sad :(
Deletepeople that say they saw a bigfoot lie. end of discussion.
DeleteI don't know about that, many may just be confused or misidentifying.
DeleteWillful misidentification is lying.
DeleteI'm in the uk and we dont have fucking bigfoots here. Those tory's wouldnt allow it.
DeleteYeah bring back Blair - then we'd have loads of bigfoot! HAHA!
DeleteI wish Phil would stop lisping. It sounds so sloppy, messy and lazy, and strangely arrogant. Another voice-over guy on here lisps too. Surely it's controllable, by concentrating on diction.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks Phil is starting to get a big head. Of course that goes along with all those Tazer people giving him encouragement.
DeleteFirst saw this on a UK Bigfoot site. Yes, incredibly there is a site dedicated to British bigfoot sightings. Incredibly the guys there got quite excited by this one.
ReplyDeleteSome very deluded individuals out there people. You'll find most of them here...
^ One of them.
DeleteThis hobby, pastime, pursuit or whatever you want to call it is coming to an ugly demise. This hoax has been perpetuated for years by con men preying on peoples beliefs and wishes for something extraordinary. Unfortunately there are not and have never been 10 foot tall bipeds hiding in the woods and wilds of North America. It is over people.Obviously obvious.
ReplyDeleteIf that is indeed true, then there is obviously a myth that runs deep that is going to take a while to put to bed.
DeleteDon't worry old chap, only a professor who's actually part of the cover-up himself would say any such self-deluding nonsense as he just did. We can't catch the big guys likely because they're in fact aliens, yes it's time to seriously consider this probability now that we know ufos exist though still officially unconfirmed.
DeleteMy favorite scenario has aliens using the bigfoots as security guards; keeping the earthlings away from the ships and equipments stored in forests.
DeleteIt is plausible that a scout team found, by accident or design, a small relict population of some pleistocene hominid. Technology and biological know-how, unfathomable to us, was used by the aliens to advance and multiply the species.
The bigfoots patrol the perimeters of alien camps and coerce us away from sensitive areas via terror or by using our curiosity to subtly lead us away. At times, they are sent to capture a
human specimen. The remains are disposed of in the same untraceable way deceased bigfoots are.
In return, bigfoots live simple, content lives. They probably enjoy some amenities unknown to us.
Maybe they are just as fascinated with the visitors as we would be. Contrary to some beliefs, the government is unaware of any of this.
The cover-up would be too wide and need layers to close to mundane society - Forest rangers and firefighter for example.
The aliens will finish whatever it is they are doing, and the bigfoots who choose to remain in the forests may be easier to find without whatever assistance they have now. We will find a way to communicate , as surely as we now understand hieroglyphics. Our new found co-inhabitants of North America will have quite story to tell us.....
I don't have a flute but I do have a trombone. I will play in the forest and gift the forest people!
ReplyDeleteCan I bring my violin?
DeleteA trombone and a violin in a forest, that would be some sweet music indeed.
DeleteI will kill anyone who tries it.
DeleteI will do a dance too around a fire wearing a flowing gown and spreading flower petals...
DeleteYou fucking idiot. I'll be sure to pee out the fire when your flowing gown goes up like a match.
DeleteEven the lowliest fish-eyed pagan knows you dance around the fire naked.
..you've obviously had lots of experience?
DeletePhil blew it on this one. Here is how he blew it.
ReplyDelete1. Locals describe the Bigfoot as paranormal, which then implies an entirely new set of rules for their liklihood of existence in any particular forest area.
2. Phil then blew the paranormal description off because he appears to not understand the first thing about it, but he then went on to incorrectly apply flesh & blood existence rules to this incident.
3. The park near the center of town, appears to be the largest forested area in the photograph, and therefore would be the most likely place for a Bigfoot to reside.
4. The Bigfoot in the background was not performing the normal left to right, or right to left running that virtually all of the hoaxed videos appear to pattern.
5. The two child witnesses, did a pretty good job of convincing me that they were not coached as to what to say.
6. There do not appear to be any adults present who in the past, seem to have demonstrated a pattern of wanting to instantly be somebody by simply putting together a Bigfoot hoax video.
7. There was both an apparent shyness and distance kept between the Bigfoot and the kids, by the creature.
Although one cannot say for certain that the subject is a Bigfoot, the possibility cannot be ruled out, in my opinion.
You're retarded.
DeleteHA!
DeleteI'm british and do believe in the possibility of wildman/bigfoot type creatures residing here... but this is CLEARLY a hoax! the kids show no fear/surprise/emotion, the 'subject' is very human in size/proportion, has a clearly defined head/long neck and the waistband of the dark clothing is clearly visible (looks like a dark tracksuit with a lighter t-shirt underneath visible at the waist and neck).
DeleteIt's probably a paedo... they're much more common over here than large hairy homonids (paranormal or otherwise) ;)
Yes its a posh Kentish paedo stalking those kids!
DeleteWildman research UK. Where do these creatures reside in the UK exactly? In a small woodland a few miles outside Birmingham? Bolam Lake on the outskirts of Newcastle? Perhaps in a popular dog walking, mountain biking area in Northumbria? How can a sustainable breeding population of 8ft tall, 600lb hairy bipeds exist in any of these locations?
DeleteMMG
Thats cos we have shape-shifter Bigfoots in the UK MMG, one minute their a bigfoot, the next a sheep!
DeleteWildman UK,
DeleteThat is a splendid forest they have there with all the dead belts extending out from the tree trunks, that show up in frame after frame in the exact same location. The video has such low resolution that is impossible to tell whether the subject is wearing a material of any sort. The kids seems surprised, they just aren't screaming before the videocamera is turned off. That particular forest appears to be at the end of a chain of forests that extend out to the left of the photograph. Nothing peculiar about that location to be holding a Bigfoot or two. Bigfoot are paranormal and can exist for weeks on end in the same location, in the middle of the busiest intersection in that town, without being detected by any human being. An entirely different set of rules apply to 4th dimensional people like Bigfoot. That park is also handy to all the local grocery stores, for some midnight raid down the food aisles. It's the perfect place for a Bigfoot, in my opinion.
I don't get the comment that the kids don't look scared. I do not think it means anything. Kids grow up with Bigfoot in pop culture just look at the messin with sasquatch commercials. Their first reaction probably isn't to run run away in terror screaming. Not saying it's real just that it isn't a big deal the kids acted the way they did.
ReplyDeletewhats happened to Lady GAga recently?
ReplyDeleteWho fucking cares! Lol
DeleteExactly
DeletePhil doesnt think. there have been numerous sightings of squatch close to large cities,just because it is seen there doesnt mean it lives there.....phil is weak. If phil panned out on google earth he would of noticed a much larger woods and forest nearby that is connected by a river to the woods where the kids saw biggie. What time of day did they see it? Just because phil thinks it is fake is good enough for phil.
ReplyDeleteShawn, get rid of phil
ReplyDeleteSend him to Philly.
DeleteTony blair let in all the bloody bigfoots, hidden in the backs of lorrys..are there any british people still living in england since blair opened the floodgates and let in all the low lives and bigfoots?
ReplyDeleteParnassus here. Come see me talk about Bigfoot and Heart stuff.
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this site is goin do hill fathy alow this nnsense on. its bd enogh,an uite a stretch to imagine 10ft800d apem/familiesn their thousands iNorth America, never md smll UK
ReplyDeleteridiculasand waste of yime.suey quality over quantiy is best if want to avoid ridicule.
believing in apemen runing about your backyards in USA is crazy,but interestig too me[eye witness accounts from crediblewitnesses cannot e ignoed], so thee is a very small chance.
thats a big leap to say they are real, they wander around the woods in the families. an animal of this size couldnt not have phtographed like all other wildlife
people point to gorillas being discovered a 100years ago as proof that it could exists. utter shite, the FACT is nobody from the western world with its technology went looking in the Congo before hat. as sona they did the filmed/captured it wthin days. hardly proof of BF is it.same with Pandas wg=ich were eld up a beng found "just" a 100years ago! we are talking about northern China nd deepest Africa here not a few wooded areas on North West nort America. i just dont understad the aggresive way beievers fight to say BF' are real. we ALL want them to be real. I wont be swalling "ceow" etc...as i keep getting told. if such an anima was found i would bedelihted that this boring post modern world has thrown a spanner in the works[maybea British saying but sure u get it]
ill drop in to e if anythingof iterest appears.thus far its stillpaty and freeman films as interesting.he marble mountain is a k=joke and the tent ne is ake by a known hoaxers invlvment, the canyon one is turkey fr me! etc etc....but i live in child like hope there is thousands of 8-1ft apemen/woman/kids wondering around though.i feel stupid even wrting that setence
hmmmmm,only in america springs to mind
stfu geek the vids you mention are all confirmed real except the canyon and tent, you don't believe it's possible because you're a closeminded gullible yes massa sheep then fuck off nobody's keeping you here.
DeleteAnonymous 3:43 AM
DeleteGet some sleep man. Whatever you fried your brain with, has not worn off.
you stupid fat dumb ass Americans haven't got a clue wat your talking about, maybe if you actually got off your fat asses and visited the uk you'd see there is a vast area that cud support a big foot, especially in the northern part of the country!
ReplyDeletebigfoot's probably alien anyway which is why the mystery's so persisting over centuries and seemingly unsolvable or at least very difficult to unless by pure accident ala the pgf, some jerks here are just too slow to learn and catch on to it because our arrogant human minds can't accept there are things faster than us we can't grasp or find easily.
DeleteThis is just a TEAM TAZER fund raising excerise this site now.
ReplyDeleteGone to the shits.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.
ReplyDeleteI live in Tunbridge Wells and much as I love Bigfoot, I doubt very much there is a hairy apeman on the common or surrounding area. I'll probably be proven wrong when I go running again out in the dark!
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