Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Melissa Discusses The 7 Foot Tall Wild Man of Tennessee


In this video, Melissa of Squatch Unlimited tells the tale of the Tennessee wild man. The wild man was reported as being 7 ft tall, covered with shaggy hair, very muscular, runs away from men with astonishing swiftness, but approaches "unprotected" women with wild and horrid screams.

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    1. Dr. Ketchum doesn't look like a vampire.

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    2. means ur AVERAGE joe.. with a small dick!

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    3. She has beautiful pendulous breasts

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  2. I have a 10 inch wild man in my underpants that I'm sure Melissa would like.

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    1. No but it can hammer aq 10 inch spike thru a 2 inch board

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    2. Must come in handy in woodwork class

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    3. If you want her then you must be hard up.

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  3. A bigger illusion than these space monkeys would be a footer bagging an actual female of the same species. Fags.

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    1. What if a footer makes it with his own hand -- does that count?

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    2. 9:08: Another skeptic escaped from the trailer park. Get the net.

      This is getting old.

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    3. 9:03, there seem to be many more lisping homosexual skeptics than gay 'footers. Nice try though, congratulations.

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    4. I used to think sweatyyeti was mentally unstable.

      Upon reading his earlier posts, now I think he's just stupid.

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    5. Laugh x a billion...now that's funny!

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    1. Smooth, really smooth there must be women knocking your door down 24/7

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    2. I believe I am fractionally more attractive than you are.

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    3. Must be the tinfoil hat dude

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    4. You must be hard up to tap that skank.

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  5. Better head back to Tennessee Jed....

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  6. Really , Really , Really , Really zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry I fell asleep what did I miss ?? OH good I didn't miss anything so Really , Really..........

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  7. Hey isn't that Rob "Daisy is in the box" Goudet !

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  8. Is this for real, performed on Braodway or Radio City Music Hall. Wow, what a performance. Slow clap

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    1. Slow clap? Think I had that in college

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  9. Me and this wild man have a thing in common. Chicks dig the horrid screaming. Works like a charm.

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  10. I bet she eats poo poo with Melba! Twat buddies!

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  11. I don't understand it. I've been researching the pgf for five years. I've yet to develop a conclusion or a sense of humor.

    For all my honesty, integrity, transparency, condescention and bias I just can't make the numbers add up. There are descrepancies.

    How can this be?

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    1. Its called GIGO and all the $10 words, wishful thinking and tapdancing wont change that.

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    2. But a spellchecker might help a little.

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  12. lets cut to the chse lads. I WOULD!

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    1. You got to be kidding me - I have standards - I wouldn't . . . awwww - who am I kidding? Of course I would as well. I wish for her next performance she would wear something a bit sexier though along with full body shots.

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  13. I'd like to finger blast her. Twice

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  14. They will always be Bigfoot Chicks to me.

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  15. Was anyone else really distracted by her split ends? She really needs to stop buying cheap conditioners and take better care of her hair.

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  16. melissa would love the footer down my pants,i wanna camp with her and make her scream for research purposes

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    1. She would not care for your little pee-pee that you stick into other mens butts!

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  17. this gal's surprisingly attractive for a woman involved in bigfootery

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  18. i thought for a second there that merchant had shaved his side chops.

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  19. That was the dumbest clip I have seen on bigfoot, that bitch is butt ass ugly, and just tryin to get some hits on the clip, dumb cunt,,,

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  20. Why does it seem that Fat Chicks loose a bunch of weight think they are Sexy? You can tell she used to be huge due to the excess skin hanging from her arms and chin. Recon that's what Honey BooBoo's momma would look like after Gastric Bypass?

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  21. Sounds like this female shrek has a hard on for the TN wildman!

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