Friday, January 25, 2013

Finding Bigfoot Arkansas Town Hall Meeting Is Fouke-ing Filled To Capacity (Correction: Kansas, not Arkansas)


[Update] Correction, the report says the Kansas town hall meeting is currently "filled to capacity", not Arkansas. They left Arkansas last week. They are in Kansas now. (Thanks, Nadia)

Bigfoot Evidence contributor, Vicki W. reported two weeks ago that the Finding Bigfoot crew was going to be in Arkansas to investigate sightings of the Fouke Monster (also known as the Southern Sasquatch). If you were planning to attend the town hall meeting this weekend, don't bother. According to the producers of the show, the town hall meeting on Saturday night is filled to capacity. We're so sorry about that.

Fouke is the city in Miller County Arkansas where the Fouke Monster got its name (Watch The Legend of Boggy Cree, 1972). The correct pronunciation of "Fouke" is said as "foul" with a strong "k" at the end-- in a single syllable. Here's how you say it:



The most recent reported sighting of the creature happened last summer. According to the witness, she was driving on County Road 10 in Miller County, Arkansas going west about a mile or so from Hwy. 237 in Fouke, AR, when she saw the creature crossed the road right in front of her car. In the BFRO report, she stated that the animal was a "good eight feet tall", with very long, and muscular legs and had long but unhurried strides. She watched the creature stepped over a barbed wire fence as it disappeared into the woods.

Here's the BFRO investigation report by investigator Tal H. Branco:

On 11-30-12 I spoke by phone with both the person who filed the report and with his relative who observed the animal. The details of the event and the witness' description of the animal she saw are shown below.

The witness was driving west on Co. Rd. #10 and had crossed over Four Mile Creek a few moments earlier. It was about 4 a.m. and her small vehicle was rounding a curve to her left. She then saw in the beam of the headlights a tall, hair-covered bipedal animal that had just stepped onto the right side of the narrow roadway. She applied her brakes and slowed to a near stop about fifty feet or less from the animal. She stated the animal quickly crossed the road in long but unhurried strides, then stepped over a barbed wire fence and disappeared into the woods south of the road. She said that at the time the driver's side window was down, but she immediately rolled the window up, locked the doors and sped away from the location.

She stated the animal was a "good eight feet tall", with very long, and muscular legs. The witness said the movement of the animal was smooth and without much movement of the arms. Its body was held erect as it walked. At all times her view was of the profile of the animal's left side. She said it was looking straight ahead as it crossed the road and never turned to look at the vehicle. She also mentioned that for a "split second" the animal's left eye reflected a distinct red glow from the car's headlights.

She described the animals torso as being "big and thick, and its stomach was not fat." Its hair was long, most of it being dark brown, but with portions being a lighter brown color. The hair appeared neat without any mud or forest litter clinging to it. She saw nothing to indicate the sex of the animal.

She stated that the animal's head sat closely on its shoulders, and its head appeared to be shaped like that of a large human's. She stated her attention was primarily fixed on the animal's torso and legs as those were the parts of its body most visible in her normal driving view of the road. She said she had to tilt her head back slightly to glance at its head.

The witness stated she was very surprised and frightened by her encounter. After our conversation about this incident, I believe she is a credible observer.

Based on the witness' observations, and the topography of the area, it is very likely that the animal was following the Four Mile Creek bottoms southward. From the sighting location it is about five miles south to that creek's intersection with Boggy Creek. From that intersection it is about two more miles south to the point that the combined flow from both creeks enter the Sulphur River. The wetlands adjoining that stretch of the river contains oxbow lakes, swamps, sloughs and bayous. The area has significant populations of deer, feral hogs, raccoons, swamp rabbits and other smaller animals and waterfowl typically found in such southern wetlands.

Miller County residents have generated numerous reports of sightings of large, hairy, manlike animals for many years. The reported animals have also been the subject of many news media articles and at least one movie.

49 comments:

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    1. Come clean Smeja !!!!!!

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    2. Wow! Baby loves to be firstie! Fun for baby. Now have a sip of your milkie and take you nappie.

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    3. Come clean Smeja. !!!!!!!

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    4. I like to blow transvestite Sasquatches

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    5. why would finding bigfoot have a townhall meeeting for a town in southern arkansas in kansas? Doesn't make any sense

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    6. Anyone who says Bigfoot is real is either a Lying Tool or completely insane stop wasting your lives on the fake ape!!Friday, January 25, 2013 at 8:08:00 AM PST

      It also doesnt make sense that these morons would spend 25 years of their lives chasing a giant mythical apeman in North America, when they have'nt produced a single piece of credible evidence for its existence. They go to every state, have top notch technology and monetary backing.....but only see and record normal fauna animals. Bigfoot isnt real, and these clowns all know it is a scam an that includes ANYoNE associated with BFRO. Bigfoot is bullshit

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    7. I don't know about all that but anyone who searches for something a quarter of a century and doesn't find it is a shitty searcher

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    8. Come clean Smeja !!!!!!!

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    9. Bigfoots has angel DNA.

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    10. All you teenagers and those others with the maturity of teenagers, need to find a girlfriend that may help get you out of this internet trashing rut that you are currently mired down in. But since teenagers want to rebel and do exactly opposite of what has been suggested that they be doing in order to show their independence, then become gay. And I don't mean happy, gay. I think it will be interesting to find out where you all are in 10 years. Will you still be here, pissing your lives away, or someplace else and maybe being somebody. The world wants you to fail. Being stuck in this rut here, is failing. Not that there is anything wrong with being a failure. The world needs failures. Otherwise, there can be no winners. The successful world is happy happy happy, because they are winning here, with your every childish utterance.

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    11. I am pissing my life away on a shitty TV show where I basically camp out and scream like a retarded baboon. I am successful, admire me, fear me, bow down to me.

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    12. Anon 8:49,

      You’re obviously just mad that the homosexualist movement has yet to succeed in “legalizing” pedophilia.

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    13. ^^^^^^^^ Oh no you diint ^^^*******

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    14. Hey fuckface 8:49. Try using paragraphs and getting a life homer

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    1. Better luck next time bro

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    2. A lot of luck involved for sure

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    3. yea.tryin a different strategy now.

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    4. I tried and tried to be first but always failed until I was advised to add "BITCHES" in addition to first. Sounds crazy but after that I was able to be first twice. But you must find your own path. Good luck to you lad!

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    5. Bigfoots likes to braid horses hairs.

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  3. Agony! After repeated questions on where they are having the meeting in my hometown of Wichita, I find out that its full. Apgrok1

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    1. Still don't know where its at.

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    2. Yeah go - maybe you can sneak in. What do they have a special guest list? How big a place do they hold these "meetings" in anyway? I always thought these were town meetings open to the public - cherry picking the attendees perhaps? Afraid of someone skeptical sneaking in? I would be curious to have someone attend and give an unbiased report of exactly how these "meetings" go down. I'll bet there is a lot that we don't see off camera.

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    3. "The Finding Bigfoot show producers are not disclosing where the town hall meeting will be held."

      What's to fear? Riots?

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    4. Keep your ears and eyes open until the last minute

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    5. My good friend Arla found a Bigfoot burping station and she knows how to use it.

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  4. Shit, I drove down to Arkansas for nothin'

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    1. Bigfoots are descended from nipplejims.

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  5. There is something in my taterhole. It is impossibly large.

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    1. Bet it's accompanied by a reach-around

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    2. Purple Bigfoots are known as grape apes.

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    3. And they grow some good shit

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  6. That's true there is a lot stuff going on off the air, Renae hitting on every girl, MoneyFucker working on a couple lines, Bo Bos mobile meth lab and Cliff carving those Dermal Ridges in those fake feet.
    But they are real I still think!
    I would rather jack of a Bobcat than watch that show anymore.

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    1. Bigfoots has awesome math skills.

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    2. ^^^^Your father was a failure

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  7. Hoaxing Bigfootz seems to be becoming very popular.

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  8. I'm sure off the air FUCK Money puts Pennzoil in his hair while he rides that stick he carries.
    Why when they go out on these investigations I can see a Waffle House in the background?

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    1. Bigfoots are fecally responsible.

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  9. BIGFOOT TAKE DOWN PROJECT 3.0Friday, January 25, 2013 at 10:17:00 AM PST

    After years of carefully studying this creature,I present to you "THE BIGFOOT TAKE DOWN PROJECT 3.0".

    Geographical coordinates are insignifcant.This system will undoubtingly work in any state,county or town.

    1.Step Will consist of rounding up a gas powered generator.Used tampoons and tamex pads and other items that carry menstral odors. 5 gallons of boiling hot water. Cattle prod {electric shock weapon}. Sharpend sticks 12-14 inch long.Intercom system or a powerful stereo system with subwolfers.

    2.Step is crucial.here you will come to terms with the fact that everything you know and do is wrong.Surrender what you think you know.Follow my lead.

    3.Dig a big hole and at the bottom plant the spikes facing north.This is to make sure that he gets fuckin impalled on this shit.Cover hole with a dirty blanket and make it look like its a picnic.Basket.flowers,fruit ect...

    3.Play the CD by Slayer "REINING BLOOD" at max volume.This is to get you cranked up and it will also make him curious and he will come out of his cave.

    4.When Bigfoot goes to explore and see whats going on.He will be fooled and fall into the hole.Thats when you throw the boiling water on that nigger and fuck him up.

    5.Call up the news and tell them that you have Bigfoot...

    Done!!

    Also throw the dirty tampoons around the forest and down the hole because he will think its a women who is having her period!!

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    1. ^^^^^^^^ To much time on your hands ^^^^^^^^^^

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    2. That's too hard to follow I don't know which step three I'm supposed to first

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  10. If you buy a box of "Grape Nuts" cereal and cover up the Gr on the front of the box, then you can eat "ape Nuts".

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