This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Squatch Unlimited member, Melissa Adair. You can visit their blog at bigfoot.ning.com.
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ReplyDeleteWe are watching history unfold, right before our eyes and the rest of the world isn't aware of what's about to happen. This will be one of the greatest discoveries of mankind.
DeleteI'd like to personally thank all of my fellow researchers. Team Quantra has done a hell of a job, but it's all of us that believed and kept on searching for so many years that made this happen.
Don't pretend you're involved in this somehow, you are just another footer posting comments to suggest you are somehow involved in this Team Quantra BS or you are a footer who'll believe anything
Delete1st time your wife had a chocolate antenna in her mouth? nah, I don't think so.
DeleteLooks like you enjoy the ole vanilla gorilla thrilla if you filla my skrilla
DeleteYOUR MOUTH
ReplyDeleteWasn't she a Bigfoot Chick before???
ReplyDeleteTime out! Didn't somebody run to the 7/11 between this story and "Dr Jeff Meldrum on Team Quantra"? We need every detail.
ReplyDeleteThere's something rotten in Denmark...again
ReplyDeleteThere ain't no squatch!
ReplyDeleteThar dern sur is
DeleteYep, he's in my pocket, but you can't see him.
DeleteI keep my hoax in a box.
ReplyDeleteMy Bigfoot's breath smells of bullshit
DeleteMy dildo smells like shit from always being up my ass
DeleteWhat about the butt plug?Too short?You like it long?
DeleteEvery time I hear "Daisy in a Box" I just think of "Daisy Duke's Box" (circa 1980) It makes this whole thing more tolerable.
ReplyDeleteNext story: For distribution ASAP: Meeting location choices narrowed to DFW, PHX or DEN. TBD post BCE. SNAFU. Over and out.
ReplyDelete"Roger, Roger." "We've got clearance, Clarence." "What's our vector, Victor?"
ReplyDeleteALL UP IN THAT ASS!!!
Deleteid roger melissa
ReplyDeleteSurely you can't be serious?
ReplyDeleteI am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
ReplyDeleteI am serious..and don't call me Shirley.
ReplyDeleteThere's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of our hoax. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to catch a bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteYou will always be Bigfoot Chicks to me...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant millionaires solve Bigfoot mystery and prove species existentance.
ReplyDeleteMeeting of top 5 fattest Bigfooters underway to iron out details.
This is clearly not a job for anyone under 300lbs.
DeleteI would love to believe this was true but we've been hoaxed so many times
ReplyDeleteIts only a hoax if you believe this crap which I'm guessing 95% don't
ReplyDeleteMelissa Adair = attention whore
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteMelissa who?
DeleteAmen + 10,000
Maybe, but if you have seen her live it's apparent she can talk coherently. That is fairly unique compared to most of the jokers out there right now.
DeleteSquatch means dirty vagina. Dirty Vagina Unlimited? There's an advertisement I'd want to attach my name to.
ReplyDeleteAs I said before the next big HOAX would have the BFC's and SU involved some how. Just sit back and watch the Bigfoot Tics latch on to another dog.
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