Watch What Happens When A Bear Bluff Charges
Well, nothing actually happens to the woman in the video, but it does prove one thing though: She has balls of steel. You may think this is cute, but please don't try this on a grizzly or a mother bear. Typically, black bears are quite timid. They would rather ran away than risk injury in most cases.
Foist!! :@ )
ReplyDeleteLook at the cute, cuddly little bear.
DeleteNot the best of ideas.
ReplyDeleteI saw a black bear charge a squatch once. The foot stood his ground and stared the bear down. The bear tried to jump onto the foot, but the 'foot stopped him mid leap with his mind. And then tossed the bear a quarter of a mile through the air. It was incredible. Dr. Ketchum mentions a similar incident in her paper, I believe.
ReplyDeleteWere they fighting over a bagel? Can't wait for that paper! When is it going to be released? I am going to read it over breakfast while eating a.....bialy! Psych!
DeleteWho is this woman and why should I take her advice?
ReplyDeleteLindsey Lohan.
DeleteThere have been quite a few attacks and fatalities from black bears. Granted it may not be common, but it does happen. I'd keep my distance.
ReplyDeleteScary.
ReplyDeleteI want to marry her.
ReplyDeleteShe was amazing!
DeleteWhat a nut job! shes as looney as Ketchum and Faano!
ReplyDeleteBlack Bear tips along with voting recommendations. I'm not sure the first would give me confidence in the latter.
ReplyDeleteI eat bear ears.
ReplyDeleteDo you poop in a jar?
Deleteon occasion but that's a rather odd question even for you little hairless ones.
DeleteTrue. I couldn't control myself.
DeleteIt's all fun and games till you get the shit knocked out of you by a "timid" black bear. They will tear you to pieces if you piss them off enough.
ReplyDeleteNot just that, they will eat you.
DeleteThen poop you into a jar.
DeleteHow foolish! this one just wasnt in a bad mood at that particular time.Any wildlife biologist well tell you bears can be unpredictable. Evidently this person did not see what happened to the women that died from a black bear attack sometime last year in Pinetop AZ. Authorities also shut down a campground last summer due to another attack.There have been other fatalities in the past. This is how people get into trouble. They have a false sense of security. These are wild animals you dont mess with them.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when people go into the woods for the first time.
DeleteBlack bears are responsible for more attacks than any other bear.
If there happen to be a cub around, that bear would have jumped on her faster than she could even move.
That woman is going to get mauled like a crazy screaming son of a gun.
ReplyDeleteDon't try this with a baby squatch. It'll nibble your shins for breakfast before you ask for the check.
ReplyDeleteImagine racoons on crack crawling all up and down yourself.
Imagine all the tetanus.
It isn't hard to do.
That is not what we do we go strait for the balls until we grow up then we just break your little necks.
DeleteJohn!!
Deleteunless you allegedly kill two at point blank range, lose sense of all your hunting instincts and bury the evidence in a shallow 60's paperback fiction.
DeleteSometimes you gotta keep on keeping on. In the face of all reason, logic and evidence.
It takes a special kinda little guy to truck on through that shitstorm.
How is it that Roger was the only camera-ready tumbleweed to ever come along?
Only one? Ever? Special.
you may say that you're a troll
Deletebut you're not the only one...
A couple of months ago I tried the same technique with a timid Sasquatch, I instigated him to bluff charge me but, instead, he mind raped me in my tatterhole. Naturally, I never tried it again.
ReplyDeleteC"mon,tell the truth. You know you liked it and went back for more you old taterwhore!!
DeleteWell, ok, you got me. But I only tried it one more time. Same results.
DeleteIt's rifle season for bears in my state and I'm on a hunt during the final week.
ReplyDeleteWhen I kill my bear for the year, I will think of this retarded hippie bitch and her retarded pro-Corzine comments in this video.
Corzine is a filthy criminal.
Would you be so kind as to leave the liver for some of my friends in the area?
DeleteAmen Brothers! would you like fries with that!
ReplyDeleteGoddam this NDA. Goddam it straight to hell.
ReplyDeleteWe are not real stop looking for us.
ReplyDeleteTammy Sasquatch thinks she's funny.
ReplyDeleteNot at all I just like trolling.
DeleteThen why do you suck so badly at it?
DeleteSUCK? I'll have you know I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
DeleteAny and all posts by this person should be disregarded as spam. Unfunny, mouly in the can, spam.
DeleteAh! a girl just like dear old mom : ) fuck these haters Sammy there just jealous theyve been trying to blow themselves(and each other) through a hose for years and Im sure there not nearly half as good at it as you are : )
DeleteA few years ago my brother had a problem with a huge black bear messing with his horses. He kept coming back night after night. Finally, he dispatched it with his shotgun as it was getting more aggressive. Game and fish came and got it.They said he did the right thing.
ReplyDeleteThis video is a great example of a fat medium sized bear being harrassed by some lady. A large hungry male might decide she is worth the trouble and do a little more than bluff.
ReplyDeletePeople do die, and sometimes get eaten by black bears. In fact black bears are responsible for more bear attacks than any other breed.
"Ay yo, I'm from New Jursey, Count your Ps and your Qs Kid. Yo."
ReplyDelete"Corzine is a scum bag but I like him Yo, he will lose 450 Billion Dollars in MF Global but I don't care because I'm scum from New Jursey. Yo."
Liberal women are guano crazy.
Hey mike is that you mikey you little sum bitch I knew I'd see you here. Hey tell tony and john times are good. Have you seen Theresa that bitch from around the way Mikey. You little gumba have a good one kid.
DeleteIf that black bear gets Rabies then what?
ReplyDeleteMy kittens breath smells like cat food
ReplyDeleteThen stop feeding it your dinner dipshit.
DeleteThe Bear Whisperer ... Not!
ReplyDeleteBluff charge means he just wants to be left alone.. yet you continue to fuck with him and run your yap?? Bitch SHOULD be eaten.
ReplyDeleteMost times black bears don't bluff charge! Grizzly's will more than likely but black bears for most parts don't bluff!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo, they any good at poker?
DeleteThere is a fine line between guts and ignorance.
ReplyDeleteShe needs her own TV show.
ReplyDeleteWatch What Happens When A Bear Bluff Charges? You shit your pants and play dead!
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